Like most of the world, I have a job. More specifically, I'm blessed to work for nationally televised sports companies, so I'm constantly on the road, traveling from city to city for ESPN, the Big Ten Network, NASCAR, Major League Soccer, etc...
But one thing has always remained consistent - I have the majority of Monday nights off since we bust our humps during the weekends. Occasionally my team will be forced into duty for a Monday Night Football game if it's played in Pittsburgh, Cleveland or Cincinnati, but we're normally off.
Last night, for the fist time in a long time, I WISHED I WAS WORKING !!!!! I have been watching wrestling since my dad sat me down in front of a tv in 1984 to watch a Bruno Sammartino match (I think it was Sammartino) when I was 7-years-old. Either way, he used to sneak me out of bed for Saturday Night's Main Event and make me promise that I would stay awake in church the next morning. I can honestly say that I have never missed a Monday Night Raw...EVER !!! Whether I've watched it live, on a VCR tape or on my Tivo... I've seen them all.
But last night, I fell asleep shortly after The Brian Kendrick / Carlito match, and have no desire to see what happened after that.
I have no idea what it is - I like Randy Orton and think he has a great present and future in this industry. But man, that show was a complete snore fest from the very beginning.
Why is fuck's sake are we seeing TBK / Carlito ??? Does anyone truly give two shits ?? Thank God the guy teased us with a mystery partner in the coming weeks - maybe the mystery man will breath some life into HBK's alledged clone. As for Carlito, cut your fuckng hair, kick your brother in the balls and spit that damn apple all over Michael Cole's highlighted hair !! That MAY make you interesting again. If nothing else, head to the back and bend Kelly Kelly over your knee and spank her ass with one of those tinker toys hanging around your neck.
Would someone please pop Batista's bicep ?? I swear I saw a turtle perform an irish whip faster than that bloated pill popper.
And what the fuck was the Cena / Miz match all about ?? (V)Icky Guerrero simply stops the match and says she's seen enough, claiming Cena isn't fit to wrestle the Big Show at Judgment Day. Where's that going ?? It's not like thay aren't going to fight on Sunday, so what was the point ?? So Big Show could attack Cena ?? That didn't happen. So Miz could pick up a win ?? That didn't happen - it wasn't really a match. Enough already with the Big Show. Please Vince, build a giant fucking beanstalk and send him on his way.
As for Cena - he may be great for business - promoting the company, being the pretty boy, pulling in kids, etc... but please change your outfit. I'm not going to bash the guy because it's been done a million times, but all I'm asking for is a pair of camo trunks, a pair of Under Armor gym shorts or I'd even mark out for a thong !!! I'm not gay, but I've seen enough of the crappy jean shorts.
The Santino(a) storyline has gone far enough already. Yes, he's funny, damn funny - especially his newest pig snort routine for (V)Icky Guerrero - but lets end it already. Go somewhere, anywhere with the storyline. It hasn't advanced a single click since the night after Mania. Beth still believes he's Santino - Santina still claims she's his sister. Where are we going ??
Simply put - Monday Night Raw is boring. It's been headed down this road for a long time, and last night, in my opinion, it hit its lowest point. That doesn't mean I won't keep watching - I WILL !! But if creative team members orVince McMahon actually do read these forums on occassion, maybe they'll read this post and get a clue. But I'm not holding my jean shorts, my magic beans, my afro wig, my syringe or the play button on my Tivo.
But one thing has always remained consistent - I have the majority of Monday nights off since we bust our humps during the weekends. Occasionally my team will be forced into duty for a Monday Night Football game if it's played in Pittsburgh, Cleveland or Cincinnati, but we're normally off.
Last night, for the fist time in a long time, I WISHED I WAS WORKING !!!!! I have been watching wrestling since my dad sat me down in front of a tv in 1984 to watch a Bruno Sammartino match (I think it was Sammartino) when I was 7-years-old. Either way, he used to sneak me out of bed for Saturday Night's Main Event and make me promise that I would stay awake in church the next morning. I can honestly say that I have never missed a Monday Night Raw...EVER !!! Whether I've watched it live, on a VCR tape or on my Tivo... I've seen them all.
But last night, I fell asleep shortly after The Brian Kendrick / Carlito match, and have no desire to see what happened after that.
I have no idea what it is - I like Randy Orton and think he has a great present and future in this industry. But man, that show was a complete snore fest from the very beginning.
Why is fuck's sake are we seeing TBK / Carlito ??? Does anyone truly give two shits ?? Thank God the guy teased us with a mystery partner in the coming weeks - maybe the mystery man will breath some life into HBK's alledged clone. As for Carlito, cut your fuckng hair, kick your brother in the balls and spit that damn apple all over Michael Cole's highlighted hair !! That MAY make you interesting again. If nothing else, head to the back and bend Kelly Kelly over your knee and spank her ass with one of those tinker toys hanging around your neck.
Would someone please pop Batista's bicep ?? I swear I saw a turtle perform an irish whip faster than that bloated pill popper.
And what the fuck was the Cena / Miz match all about ?? (V)Icky Guerrero simply stops the match and says she's seen enough, claiming Cena isn't fit to wrestle the Big Show at Judgment Day. Where's that going ?? It's not like thay aren't going to fight on Sunday, so what was the point ?? So Big Show could attack Cena ?? That didn't happen. So Miz could pick up a win ?? That didn't happen - it wasn't really a match. Enough already with the Big Show. Please Vince, build a giant fucking beanstalk and send him on his way.
As for Cena - he may be great for business - promoting the company, being the pretty boy, pulling in kids, etc... but please change your outfit. I'm not going to bash the guy because it's been done a million times, but all I'm asking for is a pair of camo trunks, a pair of Under Armor gym shorts or I'd even mark out for a thong !!! I'm not gay, but I've seen enough of the crappy jean shorts.
The Santino(a) storyline has gone far enough already. Yes, he's funny, damn funny - especially his newest pig snort routine for (V)Icky Guerrero - but lets end it already. Go somewhere, anywhere with the storyline. It hasn't advanced a single click since the night after Mania. Beth still believes he's Santino - Santina still claims she's his sister. Where are we going ??
Simply put - Monday Night Raw is boring. It's been headed down this road for a long time, and last night, in my opinion, it hit its lowest point. That doesn't mean I won't keep watching - I WILL !! But if creative team members orVince McMahon actually do read these forums on occassion, maybe they'll read this post and get a clue. But I'm not holding my jean shorts, my magic beans, my afro wig, my syringe or the play button on my Tivo.