**Testimonial #3**
HBK: Hunter, I'm still in shock about with what happened with Chris... He was a loyal friend and backstage at the shows he seemed like a great father...
HHH: He would always go up to his kid and hug him and talk to Daniel. His little boy would have a smile on his face, at all times, and Nancy and him seemed like they were so happily married. I can't believe he just snapped... I still remember one of my favorite matches of my career... at Wrestlemania 20. The triple threat match with you Shawn...
HBK: Mhhm, yea man, Im really gonna miss Chris. But I cant believe he killed his family and himself! His wife & son are the ones that really deserve the tribute...
HHH: Yea, I also miss him, and you are definitely right! You know, we ought to do something for them! For Nancy and Daniel, of course.
Randy Orton walks into the picture, near tears... He takes a seat near HHH
Randy Orton- Damn right Hunter... That poor kid, and that poor woman. If you can't trust your own father and you can't trust your own husband, who is there to trust? I remember my match with Chris where I won the World Heavyweight Championship in the WWE, and I had such respect for him... Until now. What he did cannot be forgiven, and will not be forgotten...
HHH: Like I said, we need to give them a tribute, Evolution DX style... With class, with honor, and respect... For, Nancy and Daniel.
HBK: Hmm, whatya have in mind, Hunter?
HHH: Well, how about this. HHH whispers something in HBKs ear ok?
HBK: Ok. Lets put our hands together!
HHH: Here we go. He blows out a big sigh Are you ready?
HBK: What?
HHH: I said, ARE YOU READY?!
HBK: I hope.
Orton: I am...
HHH: Well then, for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home. Lets get read to tribuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!! Take it away Shawn He then points to Shawn with his to index fingers!
HBK: And if youre not down with that, weve got 3 words for ya
HHH: Rest
HBK: In
Orton: Peace!
HBK: That one was for all Both Shawn and HHH put 3 fingers up THREE of you!!
HHH: We love you all... But Chris, we will not forget what you have done...
Camera fades out
Goldberg vs. Lashley
The Finish:
Lashley is down, Goldberg setting up for a spear in the corner. Lashley is at his hands and knees, back facing Goldberg... Goldberg runs at him when he stands, and Lashley leaps up over Goldberg. Lashley runs against ropes on the side, and hits a spear of his own on Goldberg! Lashley covers.
1..............2......Goldberg gets a foot on the bottom rope
Lashley lifts Goldberg to his feet, but Bill Goldberg throws a huge left, huge right elbow and a side kick to knock Lashley down... But he's unsuccessful at connecting with the third strike (kick). Lashley ducks under it and when Goldberg turns around into him, Lashley lifts him above his head for a Gorilla Press Slam. He tosses Goldberg out of the ring...
*Suddenly the arena gets pitch black... After about fifteen seconds of a pitch black area, in silence, a huge lightning bolt hits the stage... The light goes blue and when the smoke clears, standing there is The Undertaker. Behind him on his left, is a casket with the top up, behind him on his right is a tombstone that says "Burried Alive: Lashley vs Undertaker (Hands On)" The lights go out, pitch black again, and go back on a second later... This time, Undertaker is 1/3 down the ramp... The same thing happens and when they go back on, he's 2/3 down it... After it happens a third time, he's in the ring... Lashley takes off like a bat out of hell... He runs towards the back, when suddenly the lights go out and a lightning bolt hits the stage, again... The lights go to a dark blue light and Lashley is gone... The camera looks all around the arena and he is no where. The camera zooms out and faces the titantron, where everyone is in shock to see the Undertaker X through the T above the stage, with Lashley on it... (In reality, Lashley is under the ring and there is a waxed Lashley appearing figure above the stage...)
Undertaker has a mic in hand by now and The Deadman Speaks...
Undertaker- Lashley... At Hands On, whether I have to bury you alive, place you in a casket, or kill you for good in a death match, LASHLEY... YOU WILL, REST........ IN......... PEEEAAACCEE!!
Finally, a third lightning bolt hits, this time, the ring, and when the smoke clears, Undertaker is gone...
(the match ended in a no contest)
***Commercial Break***
**Testimonial #4**
Heyman: Chris was a man of multi-task! Anything you asked him to do, hed do it. He can be doing one thing, and then doing something someone else asked him to do! He was also a man of extraordinaire in the ring and out. In the ring, he can pull off every single move In a low voice he says Besides the sharpshooter. now he talks in a normal voice We, the people in the locker room, would always tease him about that! He would always tell me, Before I retire, I will master the sharpshooter! He starts breaking down and crying. But he never did! I am going to miss him and his family. Every night when we finished a house show, I would always come to his house with him! Chris and me were the best pals! And his wife was such an amazing cook!! Ucch I am going to miss them so much! I just just dont understand why he didnt talk to anybody! But all I know is that when my team beats Vinces at Hands On, that beating that my team will be doing to Vinces team will be dedicated to Nancy, Daniel, and Chris! I love you all! He kisses his hands and then throws the kiss to the camera, as the camera fades out!
J.R.: Well, I think that we have all been enough with this horrible, horrible situation. But King, I think it is now time for the moment you have been waiting for?
King: (Getting all glowy and happy like a puppy) Puppies? Puppies JR?
J.R.: You damn skippy!!
King: Here we go!!
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for our special divas to show their tribute to the Nancy and Daniel Benoit!
Torrie Wilsons music hits and she comes out in a white towel that covers her boobs and shows skin from her knee camp and down. The crowd is yelling Take it off!
Lillian: Introducing first, from Boise Idaho, the lovely Torrie Wilson!
Victorias music hits and she comes out to loud boos. She comes out in a very big and long black robe only showing her face. Half the crowd is chanting Take it off and the other half are chanting Leave it on!
Lillian: Introducing second, from San Bernardino, Calif., she is the lady that isnt too be messed with, Victoria!!
Litas music hits and she comes out to loud boos! Shw comes out with a long red towel and she is teasing the crowd! The crowd is chanting ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! and How much? How much? How much?
Lillian: Introducing third, from Sanford, N.C., the luchagor, Lita!
Trish Stratuss music hits and she comes out to a mixed reaction. She is wearing a black, silk, towel. That towel is too small on her, just covering from mid-boob to very top of thigh, (get it lol) and she comes out and then the crowd is whistling in excitement!!
Lillian: Introducing fourth, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the FORMER womens champion, Trish Stratus!
All 4 divas are in their separate corners.
Lillian: The way this contest works is like this. Each diva will get 30 seconds to show off her stuff to the crowd! After all 4 divas have competed; the womens champion will then show off her stuff! You the fans, LIVE IN ATTENDANCE, will vote for a winner... The first diva... Lita!
The lights go dim and a nice purple, sexy light comes flashing on and she does her stuff! She first removes her robe slowly, revealing her red lacey top and her red thong. She used the ropes as a type of stripping pole. She holds onto the top rope and goes down and her ass is touching the matt but she is holding on the top rope and is still on her feet. She bends forward and then back up and slings her hair up and she slowly gets up and bends forwards on the top rope showing her cleavage!
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Lillian: Ladies and gentlemen, Lita! ***Mixed Reaction*** Ladies and gentlemen, the next one up is, Trish Stratus!
Trish quickly removes her towel to reveal she is not wearing anything! She is just about completely naked! There is a nice, pretty, pink, flower covering one nipple and another nice, pretty, pink flower covering the other nipple! She then has a HUGE, GIGANTIC, PINK sparkling flower sticker covering her (Censored). The crowd is going nuts!! It isnt even funny! You could practically go deaf!! Referees hit the ring and covers Trish with her black, silk towel and other towels. Trish agrees to not removes the silk towel! The crowd boos for that!
Lillian: Hahaha, whoa! Hahaha, well ladies and gentlemen, Trish Stratus!! (Crowd goes nuts!!) Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you, Torrie Wilson!
Torrie dances and then removes the clothing revealing that she is wearing a dark, sparkling, pink Bikini top and a dark, sparkling, pink thong! She dances and wiggles her tush! She then bends down revealing a very nice, juicy ass! She then walks slowly to Trish! She grabs her shoulders and then they both get face to face! Then Torrie licks Trishs nose. Torrie then gives Trish a nice, quick, sexy kiss on the lips. Trish quickly moves away from her smiling in embarrassment and wiping her lips and her nose. Trish turns around and Torrie spanks Trish! Trish jumps back around, causing her to drop her towel. This time she is completely buck naked (or so it appears to the TV audience with the censors)! She quickly picks her towel up and wraps it around her and she runs out of the arena to cheers! Torrie is laughing and she makes a kiss and blows it to Trish who is already out of the arena and in the back!
Lillian: Holy cow! Ladies! Have some self-respect! Torrie goes over to give Lillian a kiss but Lillian runs away laughing. All right, the final diva that is in this competition, Victoria!
The music plays and the lights are purple again and she is just standing there for 10 seconds. She removes the robe to reveal a black bikini and black panty! She is just standing there for a few seconds until
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Torrie & Lita look happy, but not Victoria... As they've been heavily cheered, Victoria was heavily boo'd from the 18,000 in attendance.
Victoria screams on top of her lungs... "YOU DON'T THINK I'M HOT? I'M SEXIER THAN ALL THESE DIVAS! AAAH!"
Lillian: Ladies and gentlemen give it up for the Womens Champion, Mickie James!
Mickie James music hits and she comes out with a mic, her title draped over her shoulder!
Mickie: Wow girls! You see, I know this is a tribute show and everything, but in order to be the womens champion, you dont need the looks! You can look like Victoria for all I care, but you need the wrestling abilities to become the champion! Fortunately for me, I have both the looks and the power! I wish all of you luck against me, because whoever wins, will definitely not beat me! But just for the fun of it, lets see what these fans think who the winner should be! Is the winner of tonights body contest:
Victoria? : Crowd boos!!
Lita? : Crowd boos! Very few cheers!
Torrie Wilson? : The crowd mainly cheers!
Trish Stratus? : The crowd goes wild!!
Mickie: Well the fans pick, Trish Stratus! Crowd goes wild! But the real votes count on Book This! Will the fans choose: Trish, Lita, Torrie, or Victoria to challenge, and lose, to me in a women's title match... We all know Vicoria ain't got the looks, but quite franctly, I don't think this psychotic man lady can wrestler either...
We look at Victoria and she seems bery upset by this so she attacks Lita from the back and then kicks Torrie in the throat and Torrie quickly goes down! Victoria picks up Lita and throws her out of the ring! She lifts Torrie up and tosses her over the top rope viciously... Victoria points at Mickie with one hand, and pushes her hair back with the other, as her eyes bulge
Victoria: If you want some of this Mickie, all you needed to do was ask! Just bring it, bitch!
Mickie runs down to the ring with her belt. She drops the belt while getting into the ring. She runs at Victoria and tried to do a clothesline but Victoria ducked and she kicked Mickie in the gut and then Victoria delivered the Widows Peak! The crowd was booing as hell! Victoria grabs her own hair and is looking at the crowd in craziness! She leaves with a wicked smile on her face! 3 referee officials run to the ring to help Torrie, Lita, and Mickie to the back!
JR: Oh, my! Why does Victoria have to ruin a great moment! This is a tribute for Daniel and Nancy Benoit! The Fusion divas were showing their tribute for them and look what Victoria has to do! Just despicable!
King: I know, but did you see these lovely divas? I am voting for Torrie and Trish at Hands On!
JR: King, you can only vote for one diva... and did you not see what happened out there!?!?!?!
King: I did, but still! Mickie is our womens champion, it is her job to get beaten lots of times, but she always gets back up and doesnt go down without a fight!!
**Testimonial #5**
We see another testimonial and this time it is the Dudley Boys! We see Bubba Ray is very choked up
D-Von Yo man, I cant believe this is actually happening! I love Chris, and I cant believe this is happening.
Bubba Ray I know man, haha, it was like just yesterday, back in our old ECW days, where we and Chris and his wife here having a blast!
D-Von Yup. Yup.
Bubba Ray And now hes
hes
hes
hes gone!
D-Von Him and his family, But you know what Bubba, this whole thing is Chriss fau
Bubba Ray No you buffoon! It is NOT his fault!
D-Von But
Bubba Ray But nothing! It isnt his fault! Got it? Good! Bubba Ray gets up and leaves!
D-Von Dont worry about him, Nancy and Daniel! Bubba is just in denial! We all know that you all deserve this tribute and not Chris! Rest In Peace Nancy and Daniel
He sighs and Chris! He does the sign of the cross Praise the lord He then gets up and leaves as the camera fades out![/QUOTE]
***Commercial Break***
We are taken to the backstage area and we see Todd Grisham smiling and holding a microphone.
Todd: Good evening everyone, welcome back to a very emotional and sad night. Tonight is the tribute to Nancy and Daniel Benoit! Lots of great and sad things happened tonight. One thing that happened tonight is the super, huge tag team gauntlet match! As you know, the winners of that match are the AWE Champion, Kane, and the International Champion, Booker T!
We then see Booker T holding his head because of what Kane did to him and his International Championship is by his waist!
Todd: Book, your team won the gauntlet but you never
Booker T: Excuse me? 1st of all it aint Book! It is Booker T! Actually its Mr. Booker T, no, no, no its Mister Champ to you, sucka! and I never what?
Todd: Well, you never actually participated in the match because
Booker T: Because, because, because of that BIG FREAK REJECT! Im gonna get my revenge on his punk ass, man! Anymore damn questions?
Todd: Actually yea, I wouldnt worry too much about Kane, because in a number of days, you must put that championship he points to the International Championship on the line against either Shelton Benjamin, Rey Mysterio, John Cena, Batista, Jamal, Chris Masters, or Goldberg! And the thing is you dont even know who will be picked, no one does! The fans choose who!
Booker T: Listen man, that is where youre wrong! I can definitely beat Shelton Benjamin, Jamal, Masters and Goldberg! Please its a no-brainer! And besides, I beat Cena, and Mysterio, and Batista!!! This will be easy man!! Wanna know why?
An unknown voice is heard from the back and the voice is said, why? That man is revealed to be none other than Shelton Benjamin!
Benjamin: Wow man. I cant believe its Booker T, the man himself! Yea you did beat Cena, Batista, and Mysterio! But that was in the past and Fusion, is the future! And you wanna know what the future holds for this man?
Booker T: What sucka?
Benjamin: That International Championship, fool! Theres nothing you or anyone else can do about that! Because if the fans choose me to fight you, then I guarantee that I will beat you 1
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Oh what a kickout!! says an unknown voice! Both Booker T and Benjamin turn around to see that its John Cena!
Cena: Yo, whats up guys! Yo man check dis out! The 2 of you dont stop bitching and complaining, at Hands On the fans will pick me and I will be doing all the winning, whether I will be doing the pinning or you will be doing the tapping, because either way I will be walking out of Hands On, styling and profiling with that Inta-national Championship! He touches the shirt by his shoulders and says A-HAH!
Another unknown voice comes in and says What the fuck? Its Goldberg!
Goldberg: What in the f*ck? Did you just try to rap? Oh right, you did! Because youre John Cena! Dont you get it, nobody likes you, not the superstars and the divas in the back, and definitely not the fans! Nobody cares that you can copy some nobody out in your stupid Hicksville of Boston Mass. The fact of the matter is, that the former champ doesnt have to worry about facing you, because there is NO way that you are facing him! I will be picked and I will win because
He gets cut off by someone yelling because youre a has been! That man is Chris Masters
Masters: You are a has been Goldberg. You had your time to shine and now its MY time to shine! And wanna know what I am gonna do to Booker man
Booker T: Its Booker T, to you chum! Im out of here!
HE leaves and we see he has a HUGE smile on his face saying that they will be riping each other apart before Hands On!
Masters: Go ahead and leave because at Hands On, I am going to teach Booker T
How to lose 30 pounds in 3 weeks? an unknown voice said. That man is Batista!
Masters: Excuse me?
Batista: You heard me!
Masters: What on earth are you talking about?
Batista: I think you know, because one day you are ripped, and many weeks later you have become very skinny!
Goldberg coughs steroids and starts laughing!
Haha, so true, but that doesnt matter because 619 man is here!! an unknown said, andi t is revealed to be Rey Mysterio!
Mysterio: Thats right, Im your boy! Everyone knows that I am the fan favorite and I will be picked, and I am going to be taking advantage of this situation and I will beat Booker T and become the International Champion!
All of a sudden someone runs in and attacks the huge crowd and that man is Jamal! All 7 men are going at it and they are brawling as referee officials try to separate them! We then see Booker T getting in a room laughing and then we see him making out with 2 other women and he gets up and closes the door!
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