Evan Bourne Suspended
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FunKay the Inevitable
People Like Me, We Don't Play
And NEW WWE Tag Team Champions; Awesome Truth.
The Future Rises
Thinking Of A New Name..
It's either gonna be Barrett and Rhodes or Zig and Swag taking over the straps. Awesome Truth are too busy with Rock and Cena but I wonder how they're gonna write Evan off TV. I'm guessing a kayfabe injury would do the trick. VINTAGE WWE!
Or they can just lose and wait the 30 day for a rematch.
Tisk tisk, bad bad Bourne.
Welp, the best choice now would be to take the B and the M outta Air Boom and add a W!!!!! AIRWOO.
No but seriously. Have Swagg take out Bourn back stage. Then let Swaggs n Ziggy get a handicap victory over Kofi. After that they challenge challenge for the tag titles again at SS. Johnny Ace comes out and allows Kofi to choose. Kofi says no, and says he will do it for both him and Evan. Kofi then faces Dolph ( with Swagger and Vickie) and loses (distraction then the Zig-Zag). Post match beatdown. Kofi gives in and chooses Ryder (or Mason, I hope not Mason). Teddy Long gets involved and inputs the fact that Ziggler won't compete in 2 matches for 2 titles, but 1 match for 2 titles. Ryder Pins Ziggler at the PPV.
I just hope they don't pick Mason Ryan :l
Welp, the best choice now would be to take the B and the M outta Air Boom and add a W!!!!! AIRWOO.
No but seriously. Have Swagg take out Bourn back stage. Then let Swaggs n Ziggy get a handicap victory over Kofi. After that they challenge challenge for the tag titles again at SS. Johnny Ace comes out and allows Kofi to choose. Kofi says no, and says he will do it for both him and Evan. Kofi then faces Dolph ( with Swagger and Vickie) and loses (distraction then the Zig-Zag). Post match beatdown. Kofi gives in and chooses Ryder (or Mason, I hope not Mason). Teddy Long gets involved and inputs the fact that Ziggler won't compete in 2 matches for 2 titles, but 1 match for 2 titles. Ryder Pins Ziggler at the PPV.
I just hope they don't pick Mason Ryan :l
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
Writing Evan Bourne off TV shouldn't take much time.
They won't have time to do much with the tag team titles before Survivor Series if Bourne is suspended immediately. I could easily see WWE put him back on the shelf and replace him with Mason Ryan or even Zack Ryder. They can fabricate an injury, and have either of these guys step right into Bourne's shoes, and if it goes smoothly, it's back to suspended animation for Bourne, back to the bottom of the pile again.
What's the situation with Justin Gabriel these days? With Slater out as well, Gabriel could easily replace Bourne as well, and he's more of a high flier than the other two guys. Simple solution. Kingston and Gabriel as Air Boom version 2.0. and Slater and Bourne as jobbers to the stars for a lengthy period of time upon their returns.
What's the situation with Justin Gabriel these days? With Slater out as well, Gabriel could easily replace Bourne as well, and he's more of a high flier than the other two guys. Simple solution. Kingston and Gabriel as Air Boom version 2.0. and Slater and Bourne as jobbers to the stars for a lengthy period of time upon their returns.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
I would really love ot see what substances are in violation of the WWE's wellness violation. I find it hard to beleive Bourne is doing anything really hardcore, or something not over the counter.
Does nobody use google these days? Here's the list.
http://corporate.wwe.com/company/abuse_policy.jsp#4
Chances are Bourne is in pain (he's a wrestler who wrestles a style that's likely to get him hurt) and took some opiate painkiller which came up in his piss and Joe Maroon decided that it wasn't clinically appropriate so he's been suspended. end of story on that one.
Remy LaCroix
Lou Thesz' Favorite Son
At least they don't bring the hammer down when it comes to marijuana.
wiigotaproblem
Dark Match Jobber
Yes, they recently added "synthetic cannabis" to their list. Now while smoking some real herb from time to time isn't bad for you, this synthetic stuff is dangerous. The chemicals used in it are 5x as potent as THC, and prolonged use can cause paranoia, seizures, increased aggression, black-outs, and the list goes on. It's already been banned in several states, most of Europe, and some of the chemicals used in it have been put in the same classification as Heroin and Meth. It's hard to truly "ban" this stuff, though. They can only ban the chemicals, not the product itself. So as long as the manufacturers keep changing the chemical composition, they can keep selling it, and our beloved Superstars will keep smoking it, because it doesn't show up on standard drug tests like Marijuana does.
Needless to say, these aren't the kind of side effects you want your stars to be working with.
Remy LaCroix
Lou Thesz' Favorite Son
Cool copypasta from Wikipedia, bro. The only complaints I heard about the fake stuff were headaches and slight nausea.
wiigotaproblem
Dark Match Jobber
None of that was from Wikipedia, "bro". That was all from personal experience. Trust me, it's bad news.
Unsold Bacon
Shucky Ducky Quack Quack
Why would he do it now? He was actually doing something, back to rare appearances.
Eh I'd rather see Kruger with Gabriel.
Sucks for Bourne though. Hopefully they don't break up the team when he comes back.
Mr. Artistic guy
Better Off This Way
Tells you something about how much some of these men value their jobs eh?
