Domestic football - spam version

[Miko]

Villas Boas is totally off when he says that losing Bale is the equivalent of Madrid losing Ronaldo and Barcelona losing Messi as well, both Madrid and Barcelona would survive without those players.

 

[Барбоса]

The only positive we really have about the reporting of Bale is that he isn't English.

I mean the media is bad enough at playing him up (his free kick against Newcastle was not great but was treated as such) but can you imagine what it would be like if he was English and played for Spurs?

Fuck me.

 

[Dave]

Jesus. That's frightening.

 

[Miko]

When you've seen the treatment dross like Carroll and Downing have gotten recently, media darlings, signed by Liverpool, it does worry you to see how much longer the Bale train could be.

Ironically out of the two above, Carroll's the one I've still got faith in, I mean it was laughable when they called him the next Shearer (greatest Prem player ever imo) but he has the potential to be everything that Peter Crouch isnt, a tall heading machine that takes more than a quarter of the sitters he's given and can actually play football.

Although in my eyes Peter Crouch is tarred by the brush of "what could have been if Michael Owen had been fit for once."

Bit like Gareth Barry is tarred by the brush of "what could have been if Owen Hargreaves was fit for once."

 

[Lee]

They only called him that because he was a geordie number 9.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I got 9 out of 14. Good way to pass a couple of minutes.

The Fergie V Tony Soprano one has some belters in it too, 10 out of 14.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/02/12/who-said-it-rodgers-brent_n_2667551.html

 

[Lee]

EVERY TIME there's always some idiot who goes "AH no not Shola, he's shit at pens" the same Shola who's the best pen taker in the world and never missed one?

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Spooky. Bet Warnock wouldn't mind being a bit deaf now and then.

 

[Lee]

I see Giggs has a tan according to the BBC:

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Nice to see what he's done to cover up the grey patches.

 

[Miko]

Mistakes from Senderos and Bramble, dont see that often.

 

[Lee]

I had 4-0.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Lee, you watching Swansea vs Bradford?

 

[Lee]

What a goal.

I have it on in the background whilst playing on the PS3.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I was watching it but everyone else decided to put Friends on.

 

[Tastycles]

Swansea are just walking it. A shame, but Bradford winning it was never likely to happen.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

True.

Tasty, tell me, what the fuck is that in your sig?

 

[Lee]

It's the wrestlemania predictions.

 

[Tastycles]

It is the prediction competition that Sam, Lee, Gelgarin and I had during WrestleMania.

This could easily be an absolute smashing now, like 6 or 7 nil, but he probably should have been sent off.

 

[Lee]

Poor Bradford.

I hope Michu gets a knock or something (we have Swansea next week).

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

What a goal.

I have it on in the background whilst playing on the PS3.

Football365 refer to it as a Thunderbastard. Fitting, very fitting.

 

[Lee]

Hopefully it gets his confidence back up.

 

[niallf96]

What a goal.

I have it on in the background whilst playing on the PS3.

Great strike but his goal vs. Chelsea was better for me

 

[Lee]

Both as good as each other. The control to shoot is better on todays goal but the angle and shot is better on the Chelsea one.

 

[Lee]

Supporting Spurs tonight. I feel dirty.