Domestic football - spam version

[Gelgarin]

If I was Sheikh Mansour? I'd let him go free and be with his family. I've got umpteen billion dollars, and as such can afford not to give a fuck.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

I wish nothing but the worst bad luck in the world for Tevez. The man makes more in a week then the fans who pay to see him will make in 5 years. What 20 minutes of football is too much for him to handle? What a fucking asshole.

 

[Барбоса]

I said make him train with the youth team, if he refuses, gardening leave for the rest of his contract.

Couple of the pundits on Sky were saying exactly that. Think Gordon McQueen said something along the lines of "City can afford to let him rot." Sheikh Mansour can afford to do whatever he likes and if he decides to take it as a personal slight, Tevez could find himself with very little to do for the next two and half years.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Ugh, Man City vs Bayern, I refused to watch just on the simple merit that the two ugliest players of all time could of potentially been on the pitch, at the same time.

And they are?

 

[¡Roján!]

Ribery and Tevez

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Ribery and Tevez

Car crash and burns victims.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Ribery and Tevez

Ahh i see you meant looks wise i thought you meant ugly as in play a dirty type of football i.e Ben Thatcher, Lee Catermole, Kevin Davies.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Goin to the bookmakers after my lectures today to stick on 2 accumalator's on the weekend game's. First time ive ever done one so anythig i should know beforehand?

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Well if your going to a bookmakers then only make eye contact with the staff and not the the other customers.

If you can look up some form stats online just before you go, FootStats is a preety handy one but there are more out there.

 

[Lee]

Titus Bramble arrested on suspicion of sexual assault and possession of a class A drug.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Titus Bramble arrested on suspicion of sexual assault and possession of a class A drug.

Hilarious! If you can't beat 'em, drug 'em.

 

[Барбоса]

Titus Bramble arrested on suspicion of sexual assault and possession of a class A drug.

Are you going to blame this on him being a dirty fucking Mackem or a Geordie?

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

He was probably Sunderland's best player on Monday Night

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Ill never forget the day Chris Hutchings signed him for Wigan and said he beat a number of other clubs to his signature. I don't think i ever saw a manager lose all credabillity so quick.

 

[Miko]

Titus Bramble arrested on suspicion of sexual assault and possession of a class A drug.

Sunderland team mates said to be in shock that he actually managed to retain possession

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Well if your going to a bookmakers then only make eye contact with the staff and not the the other customers.
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Why should i not make eye contact with other customers?

Ive made bets in the bookies before just never done an acumalator before.

 

[¡Roján!]

Car crash and burns victims.

Ah shit, now I feel like an awful person.

 

[Lee]

Offficial club statement by SAFC after being told Titus Bramble was caught in posession "what's new?"

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Offficial club statement by SAFC after being told Titus Bramble was caught in posession "what's new?"

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

BBC Sport: Irish League club Limavady United have offered Manchester City superstar Carlos Tevez an escape route from his troubles with the Premier League club.

The County Londonderry team's vice-chairman David Brewster faxed City on Wednesday afternoon offering to take the multi-million pound striker on loan for the rest of the season.

It follows City manager Roberto Mancini's vow that Tevez would never play for him again after the Argentina international failed to come on as a substitute against Bayern Munich in a Uefa Champions League game on Tuesday night.

Limavady United play in the second tier of Northern Ireland football, with opponents including Harland and Wolff Welders and Ballinamallard FC.

Mr Brewster said the club would be willing to take Tevez on loan and keep him fit, if City agreed to continue to pay his wages.

"Pursuant to the well publicised comments of your manager yesterday evening to the effect that Carlos Tevez would not be permitted to play for your club again, may I on behalf of Limavady United FC indicate our willingness to assist you with a difficult problem," his statement said.

"We would be perfectly willing to take Mr Tevez on loan for the remainder of the season or until transfer, thereby permitting him to play football but without the risk of being cup-tied for the Champions League.

"Limavady United play in the championship in Northern Ireland and our manager would be happy to accommodate Mr Tevez within his squad.

"Naturally, our club would not be in a position to discharge Mr Tevez's wages but I am sure you can see the advantages of keeping him match fit prior to any possible sale."

The offer has yet to receive a response from Manchester City.

The BBC has learned Tevez feels his row with boss Roberto Mancini was about warming up and not a refusal to play.

The 27-year-old felt he was ready to play when asked to prepare to come on in the second half of the 2-0 defeat.

Tevez blamed "confusion on the bench" for the "misunderstanding" in a statement on Wednesday.

In his statement, Mr Brewster said he looked forward to Manchester City's "early reply to permit us to complete the necessary paperwork with the Irish Football Association if the matter is to proceed"

 

[Tastycles]

Oh yeah, if he doesn't like Manchester, I'm sure he'll love Derry.

 

[Lee]

 

[Lee]

Sunderland suspend Titus Bramble pending club investigation

 

[Lee]

Here's lawr's predictions

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/football_focus/15108898.stm

He's a fucking joke.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Celtic 1-0 Udinese after 2 minutes Get In!!