Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

I fucking hate those villa bastards.

Fuck yes Dunn with an OG in 94th minute.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Dissapointing game, Penalty was a little harsh on Q.P.R. but I can understand why it was given but apart from that the Referee did well

 

[¡Roján!]

So, Norwich vs Sunderland, anyone going to watch?

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

I'm watching but don't think it's going to be a decent game, but I may be suprised

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Lee: I've had three conversation's today concerning football, in all three, I asked them to name the four teams unbeaten in the Premier League. All of them got the Manchester clubs, one got Villa, none got Newcastle.

 

[Барбоса]

Not entirely surprising. In my experience, most "football" fans cannot see beyond their own team so expecting them to know Newcastle's results is setting yourself up for disappointment

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

A friend of mine who is a United fan didn't know what club they bought Ashley Young from yet still goes on about how great he is.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

A friend of mine who is a United fan didn't know what club they bought Ashley Young from yet still goes on about how great he is.

Do United fans even know that there are other clubs?

 

[¡Roján!]

Norwich are winning?! GTFO

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Sunderland have been horrible, hard to believe that this is a team that only last week beat Stoke 4-0

 

[Tastycles]

Norwich were shite, Sunderland worse.

 

[Lee]

sunderland

 

[Tastycles]

"Peter crouch moves like a horse falling down the stairs"

 

[Gelgarin]

Fast?

 

[Lee]

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Fantasy League Update

1. Sheffield Tuesday (40) 320
2. Hyrule F.C. (52) 288
3. F.C. United Of Leeds (60) 274
4. It's A Booking (39) 256
5. KFC Wimbledon (52) 254
6. Break a Leg Utd (40) 237
7. It's clobberin' time (48) 220
8. Inter ur nan (45) 202
9. The Blues (33) 86

So Ben finally had a low scoring week but I had an even worse one and now I'm in a battle for the final Champions League place

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Young you beauty! Entertaining game due to United playing poorly and Basel playing some good stuff.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

So which Steve is going to be sacked first then

Steve Bruce
Steve Kean
Steve Mcclaren (His Forrest team just lost 5-1 to Burnley)

 

[Барбоса]

Carlos Tevez proving once and for all in front of a world wide audience the complete mercenary shite he is.

 

[a0161613]

What a cunt.

 

[Lee]

wow payed £100,000+ plus a week not to play in the champions league?

 

[¡Roján!]

Ugh, Man City vs Bayern, I refused to watch just on the simple merit that the two ugliest players of all time could of potentially been on the pitch, at the same time.

 

[Gelgarin]

Good thing his salary is so ludicrously high really; otherwise I think he could potentially just mosey off under the Webster ruling.

 

[Lee]

Peter Beardsley's on his way to Swansea tonight.

 

[Tastycles]

Me and my flatmate just had a argument about what we would do if we were Sheikh Mansour. I said make him train with the youth team, if he refuses, gardening leave for the rest of his contract.

How a man who has been given a £5 million loyalty bonus can decide not to play is beyond me. Zabaleta basically stopped looking at him when he was talking to him, so the players are obviously with Mancini.