Domestic football - spam version

[¡Roján!]

I actually think Arsenal might win against Tottenham. I know, I'm surprised too.

 

[Lee]

He's full of shit, he says wolves are on a downer and newcastle have been 'lucky' despite last week saying we'd been great. So gives wolves a 2-1.

He's still bitter about a particular sacking methinks.

Also I think Arsenal will beat Spurs TBH.

 

[Lee]

I'm with the Irish tonight. Fuck spurs.

 

[Ming]

Fuck spurs.

Best. Post. Ever.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Pat Nevin shootin' on Tevez!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Let's go Shamrock.

 

[Lee]

***** have just scored 2

 

[¡Roján!]

3 now! Also, that was so a free kick.

 

[Lee]

fucking three

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Even though I don't like to critices my fellow refs it's hard not to be angry as a fan of Celtic at the awarded penalty for Udinese and it's put us in a difficult posistion in our group and to have a realistic chance of prgoression we need to win both games against Rennes

But a good weekend ahead, Mersyside derby tomorow lunchtime and North London derby on Sunday

Team: Reina, Huth, A Cole, Jose Enrique, Jones (V), Dyer, Barton, Silva, Taraabt, Long, Aguero (C)

Predictions
Everton 0-1 Liverpool
Aston Villa 2-1 Wigan
Blackburn 0-2 Man City
Man Utd 6-0 Norwich
Sunderland 0-0 West Brom
Wolves 1-1 Newcastle
Bolton 1-3 Chelsea
Fulham 0-0 Q.P.R.
Swansea 0-1 Stoke
Tottenham 3-3 Arsenal

 

[¡Roján!]

Taraabt and Long used to be in my team until I realised they were both shit.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Taraabt has actually been alright since the new signings (Barton, SWP etc) came in, he's hit the post a couple of times he's taking on players as often as he was in the championship so I think he can bag maybe 7 or 8 goals this season, the only thing letting Q.P.R. down is Warnock insisting on playing Bothroyd upfront on his own, it's just not working

 

[Lee]

Predictions
Everton 1-1 Liverpool
Aston Villa 1-2 Wigan
Blackburn 0-2 Man City
Man Utd 2-1 Norwich
Sunderland 0-1 West Brom
Wolves 1-7 Newcastle or Wolves 0 - 4 Newcastle
Bolton 0-1 Chelsea
Fulham 0-0 Q.P.R.
Swansea 0-2 Stoke
Tottenham 1-3 Arsen

Vorm
Shawcross Saylor Boswinga
Wright-Philips Dyer Young Nani Cabaye
Aguero Long

 

[¡Roján!]

Tottenham 1-3 Arsen

Lee (L)

 

[Барбоса]

Tottenham 1-3 Arsen

Damn right, Lee. Why should you give it "al" when those getting paid millions to play in the Arsen shirt refuse to?

 

[Lee]

a mistake copy and pasting.

 

[Ming]

Everton 1-2 Liverpool
Aston Villa 1-0 Wigan
Blackburn 1-2 Man City
Man Utd 3-1 Norwich
Sunderland 2-2 West Brom
Wolves 1-2 Newcastle
Bolton 0-3 Chelsea
Fulham 0-0 Q.P.R.
Swansea 2-1 Stoke
Tottenham 2-2 Arsenal

 

[Lee]

My random accumilator is:

Darlo, Gateshead, Mackems, Toon and Boro win. £2 on will win £170
Also a Demba Ba hat trick at 80/1

 

[Tastycles]

Predictions
Everton 1-2 Liverpool (Andy Carthorse to score)
Aston Villa 3-1 Wigan
Blackburn 0-6 Man City (Steve Kean sacked at full time)
Man Utd 3-1 Norwich
Sunderland 1-1 West Brom
Wolves 1-1 Newcastle
Bolton 0-3 Chelsea
Fulham 2-0 Q.P.R.
Swansea 2-2 Stoke
Tottenham 3-2 Arsenal

Vorm
Baines Ivanovic Luiz Hangeland
Wright-Philips Modric Ramsey
Aguero Suarez Adebayor

Predicted chant of the day (to the tune of "We've won it 1 time", "That boy Clint Dempsey, makes Drogba look shite", "his dad washes elephants, and his mum is a ****e" etc.):

We've come for our scarves
We've come for our scaaaaarves
We're Norwich City,
We've come for our scarves

 

[KettleFace]

Geordies at home today. There's no question that they're the form team coming into this, aswell as the fact that we never seem to get much whenever we play them, but we need a big performance at the very least after the last few weeks. The second half at Anfield last week was alot better and we played alot like we did for the majority of last season. With Doyler signing a new deal and Fletch (hopefully) starting today after his return from injury last week, we can definitely get something out of the game.

My head says 1-1 but my heart says 2-1 us. Keep the faith - UTW.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Coupon: Man Utd, Crawley, Wrexham, Leeds, Luton
£10 will win £57.88
Not much but I need to end this early season drought, 7 coupons 0 winners

 

[¡Roján!]

Coupon: Chelsea, Man Utd, Man City and Aston Villa
5£ giving out 45£ in return

I felt like going for a strong coupon this week.

 

[Lee]

Geordies at home today. There's no question that they're the form team coming into this, aswell as the fact that we never seem to get much whenever we play them, but we need a big performance at the very least after the last few weeks. The second half at Anfield last week was alot better and we played alot like we did for the majority of last season. With Doyler signing a new deal and Fletch (hopefully) starting today after his return from injury last week, we can definitely get something out of the game.

My head says 1-1 but my heart says 2-1 us. Keep the faith - UTW.

No you can't.

 

[Tastycles]

Flatmate: It's 2-1 that there will be a red today, far too short
Tastyces: No, there's always red cards in the Merseyside derby
Flatmate: I've bet £3 that there won't be one

...

ENTER JACK RODWELL

 

[¡Roján!]

If that's a red card, I probably should have been sent off about 100% of the time. Also, in other news, I've quit my team after a falling out with the vice-captain. I've just found out they lost 4-2 after a 11 match unbeaten run. Weh!