Domestic football - spam version

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

City need to be a bit more patient when attacking, get the ball out wide instead of taking long shots

Or they could keep taking long shots and score

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Sulky McTyrehair gets a chance to sulk for a good 30 minutes.

Or score and get a hug off Mancini. Whatevs.

 

[Tastycles]

Drenthe looks fast as fuck.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

3 O'Clock team news

No Gary Cahill for Bolton, Duff & Zamora out for Fulham, Ben Arfa on the bench for Newcastle, Walcott starts for Arsenal, Gerrard on the bench for Liverpool, Sandro & VDV start for Spurs.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Goddam Silva is amazing. Hard to dislike players like him.

 

[Tastycles]

Zamora's not playing? Another week at the bottom of the table for Fulham.

 

[KettleFace]

SAME OLD SCOUSERS, ALWAYS CHEATING (8)

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

What the Fuck Torres? You score then get yourself sent off when 2-0 up, Why??

 

[Tastycles]

Trying.
Too.
Hard.

 

[Tastycles]

Glad I took Demba Ba out of my fantasy team. Adebayor better get his fucking finger out.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Wonder if Lee had any money on a Ba hat-trick

 

[¡Roján!]

I wonder how Ming will defend this.

Also, 100th goal for RVP! Weh!

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Stoke's tatic for this match: "We're gonna break there fucking legs"

It seems to be working, Hernandez looks like he might have to go off....again

 

[¡Roján!]

Another bet put on for tonight's matches.

PSG away win, Milan home win, Man Utd away win and a Bayern home win. All with a potential payout of 70 quid.
Also, I may have a gambling problem.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Also, I may have a gambling problem.

Bet you a fiver that you don't

 

[¡Roján!]

Bet you a fiver that you don't

YOU'RE ON!

 

[¡Roján!]

Those Utd ***** better win.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Those Utd ***** better win.

I've got bad news for ya.

You want my advice, stick money on Real Madrid there only playing Vallecano, nothing can go wrong

 

[¡Roján!]

I've got bad news for ya.

You want my advice, stick money on Real Madrid there only playing Vallecano, nothing can go wrong

I was actually going to place a bet on a No Madrid, i.e a Rayo draw or win before it started, but, I couldn't be bothered. RM are playing shite, as of late, and they're one-nil down, now!

I just put on a Ajax win, PSG win and a Milan win. I'm obsessed.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Real Madrid 3-2 Rayo

Rayo have just scored and Madrid have had Di Maria sent off and there's still 33 minutes left to go

I don't like to complain against fellow referee's but Madrid penalty for there 3'rd goal should have been retaken, there was a madrid player a good 2 feet in the area when the penalty was taken and the Referee should of spotted that

 

[Lee]

Wonder if Lee had any money on a Ba hat-trick

I did last week 140-1 and didn't this week due to running late and not having time to get to bookies. Gutted but a good performance by newcastle, lots of good passing.

 

[Lee]

MOTD prediciton:

No focus on our neat passing

A lot of replays about the third goal

A few bitching about the yellow card

Little praise for Newcastle

 

[Lee]

Well not much said on passing and saying blackburn were shit and sucking liverpools cock.

Thats MOTD for you.

 

[Tastycles]

They didn't mention any detailed positives about any teams at all. They don't have the time to do that, they pick one thing from the game and then talk about it for about two minutes. They didn't suck Liverpool's cock, they said Suarez looked good, like they said Ba looked good, like they said Torres looked good.

 

[Lee]

to be fair I didn't watch the liverpool feedback as lawro and hansen love liverpool more than I love nintendo.