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[Lee]

Stolen from my mate:

Craig Bellamy, Joey Barton, Adel Taarabt and Neil Warnock at one club!! Christ, QPR are gonna be the biggest bunch of crooks, fucktards, delinquents and radgies ever in the history of football. They should sign Balotelli.

 

[Tastycles]

It's worse than that. Dyer, Bothroyd and Buzsaky are all noted *****, and Bradley Orr has been to prison and got sent off for headbutting a team mate when he was at Bristol City.

 

[Барбоса]

Stolen from my mate:

What do you expect from a team whose most famous supporter is

 

[Lee]

One of the local journalists is reporting Sol Campbell to Gateshead...most outlandish rumour of the day?

 

[Tastycles]

What do you expect from a team whose most famous supporter is

I'd argue that a more famous fan is this pillar of society:

 

[Lee]

Joe Cole to Lille = official

 

[Tastycles]

Cole to Lille, Ferdinand fee agreed from QPR.

 

[Tastycles]

New Tastycles prediction: Wayne Bridge to Celtic on loan.

 

[Lee]

Why are the mackems selling ferdinand?

 

[Murphy]

^^ Because he's shite.

 

[Murphy]

Paulo Di Cano is crazy.

 

[Lee]

Their back up is Titus Bramble.

 

[Барбоса]

And because they have 1,567 players already

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I'm still waiting to hear what the big news from Old Trafford is. Think they mentioned it about an hour and a half ago then haven't done since. Cock-teases.

Oh how I hate Jenson Button and the rash of puppets in adverts at the moment.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Why are the mackems selling ferdinand?

It took them til now to realise it wasn't Rio or even Les.

 

[Lee]

Sir Les

 

[Murphy]

^^ How many keepers do Newcastle have now?

 

[Lee]

krul harper forster (loan to celtic) soderberg elliot

 

[Lee]

from local journalist on twitter: On a defensive not it's worth considering NUFC have been offered both Bassong and Beye this summer.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

You can tell the boy at the Sky Pad wishes he was out in the field, such a cold 'Hello.'

 

[Tastycles]

I think Newcastle signing Rob Elliot is the latest in a long line of nostalgia moves by Ashley, following Shearer, Beardsley and Keegan. The fact they got the wrong Robbie Elliot is the latest in a long line of stupid moves by Ashley.

 

[Lee]

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Georgie and Simon V Jim and Natalie? A mixed tag I'd love to see. Jim and Natalie would steal the win I'm sure.

 

[Tastycles]

Your Sky+ is about to go into stand-by

Four hours. Non-stop.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

The Everton target does actually have a name now? Well that's promising.