Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

TOON TOON

 

[¡Roján!]

Holy crap, Ashley Young! What a stunner. Also, the commentators are shit. They played up David de Gea's easy save from a weak as piss van Persie shot but they fail to make Ashley Young's goal sound like anything special. *****. Also, 5-0, please! 340£, I get!

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

De Gea has arrived! Poorest Arsenal performance so far that I've seen in years and still feel like United can move up the gears too.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Holy crap, Ashley Young! What a stunner. Also, the commentators are shit. They played up David de Gea's easy save from a weak as piss van Persie shot but they fail to make Ashley Young's goal sound like anything special. *****. Also, 5-0, please! 340£, I get!

Yeh Tyler doesn't sound like his usual self! Him and Wilkins are quite a funny old man pairing though but not as good as the Gray days!

Arshavin looks like he wants to get sent off!

Shit, Welbeck's down, do United have any spare strikers?!

 

[¡Roján!]

2 more goals! 2 more goals!

 

[Барбоса]

And De Gea fluffs another

 

[¡Roján!]

THEO WALCOTT YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I CAN RIP YOUR BALLS OUT AND WHERE THEM AS EARINGS, YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.

 

[Барбоса]

I'd blame Evans for playing everyone onside and De Gea for "intentionally" making the game still somewhat competitive

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Poor play by Evra for the goal, no need to get sucked into the middle of the final 3rd.

I hope Neville has been sticking it to Merson

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Stoke beat West Brom 1-0 with a late goal from Shotton which means Huth has got 6 points with a clean sheet

 

[Lee]

I've been terrible this week.

 

[Lee]

[[stolen from BBC]]

Apparently that was Stoke's only shotton target.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Nani has had poor start to the season, Think he'll probably be the only player thankful for the break next weekend

 

[Барбоса]

This should be about 6-4

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

This should be about 6-4

Still half an hour and Fergie time to go!

PS NANI YOU FUCKING TIT!

 

[Барбоса]

Diabolical defending for the 5th

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Well listening to the Arsenal fans on 606 tonight should be a laugh

Edit: And that's 6-1

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

...I really feel sorry for Arsenal now. I hope Arsene doesn't get the boot because of it, just a kick up the backside, get some new signings in, reshape the team and write this season off as a transitional season. Gotta love Park though

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

If Arsenal had even a half-decent defense they might just be celebrating an equalizer right about now

 

[Lee]

6-2

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

3 Red Cards in 3 Prem League games for Arsenal

Edit: 7-2

 

[Lee]

Technically 4 as Song received one retrospectively.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I've just realised that Newcastle are unbeaten thus far. Congrats Lee, though I may have screwed that up for you.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

AND THAT'S 8! good goal by Young

 

[Lee]

I've just realised that Newcastle are unbeaten thus far. Congrats Lee, though I may have screwed that up for you.

We've won three games in a week.