Domestic football - spam version

[¡Roján!]

Oh, and this guy:

... Can cross better than Walcott.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

According to the French the Nasri move to Citeh has broken down.

I don't understand why Kenny hasn't brough Suarez on yet, Arsenal are there for the taking

Oh Frimpong has just been sent off.

 

[Lee]

WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!

 

[¡Roján!]

Speaking of him being a liability. Oh dear god, Suarez, see you later Gooners. Lansbury!? Really? Nah, forget bringing on Myiachi, a spark that will light the game up, no, bring on Lansbury.

 

[¡Roján!]

Chest pains, I'm having chest pains.

 

[Lee]

I'm not even going to complain about larssons handball on the line after 15mins that should have been a red card. We didn't need it. TOON TOON...

 

[¡Roján!]

"I blame the rain for Ramsey's slippery chest. " - Arsene Wenger

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

"I blame the rain for Ramsey's slippery chest. " - Arsene Wenger

It's quote's like these the reason why people sing about Wenger being a pedo

 

[¡Roján!]

Yeah, well joke's on all of you guys! I have Meireles on my fantasy team!

 

[Lee]

Oh well we're not top of the league anymore. Was fun while it lasted.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Yeah, well joke's on all of you guys! I have Meireles on my fantasy team!

I've got Reina, who's kept a clean sheet

Arsenal are palying at Old Trafford next weekend, should be intresting

Coupon for the day, Derby, Huddersfield, Chelsea, AFC Wimbledon & Brechin, £10 bet with winnings of £110

 

[Lee]

Krul's my fantasy keeper

 

[Murphy]

I have Hilario and Vorm as my sub.

Does anyone else have trouble logging in?

 

[¡Roján!]

Vorm as my keeper!

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Yeah I carn't log in, it just say it is updating, how many did we end up getting into the league anyway, last time I checked it was only 5

 

[Murphy]

Yeah last time I checked it was 5. So far Enrique got me a clean sheet and is a banker for bonus points, and Suarez came off the bench to get me a goal.

EDIT: Simpson also has a clean sheet for me, but he's a sub.

 

[Lee]

I'll add my team into the league though I did miss week 1 off due to the system problems.

 

[Барбоса]

Thought King Kenny got his tactics spot on today. Liverpool's midfield dominated the Arsenal youngsters dragging them all over the place. Adam was good and Downing was a constant threat. The only one yet to impress me is Henderson, although he did look keen to get forward which was a positive. Enrique was also very good, keeping Walcott quiet and looking dangerous going forward.

Vermaelen did very well with Carroll in the first half and Arsenal were unlucky with injuries and the own goal but you could see that they were getting slowly worn down and Frimpong, despite his hard work, was a walking red card. Then once Arsenal were looking tired, Dalglish pulled the trigger with Suarez and Meireles and they ripped the 10 men apart for the last 20 mins.

Not the finished article by any means but some good positive steps.

Surely Wenger needs to go out and improve the size of his squad. Not many teams could deal with 3 injured centre halves but the lack of real experienced depth in the Arsenal squad was exposed today.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

If you are wondering how bad Blackburn are then I can tell you that Emile Heskey has just scored against them

 

[¡Roján!]

Thought King Kenny got his tactics spot on today. Liverpool's midfield dominated the Arsenal youngsters dragging them all over the place. Adam was good and Downing was a constant threat. The only one yet to impress me is Henderson, although he did look keen to get forward which was a positive. Enrique was also very good, keeping Walcott quiet and looking dangerous going forward.

Vermaelen did very well with Carroll in the first half and Arsenal were unlucky with injuries and the own goal but you could see that they were getting slowly worn down and Frimpong, despite his hard work, was a walking red card. Then once Arsenal were looking tired, Dalglish pulled the trigger with Suarez and Meireles and they ripped the 10 men apart for the last 20 mins.

Not the finished article by any means but some good positive steps.

Surely Wenger needs to go out and improve the size of his squad. Not many teams could deal with 3 injured centre halves but the lack of real experienced depth in the Arsenal squad was exposed today.

Charlie Adam was very poor today, if you ask me.

 

[Lee]

Henderson's a mackem. Of course he's shit.

 

[Барбоса]

Henderson's a mackem. Of course he's shit.

As I said, he was enthusiastic and energetic but his decision making was not great but that is something that can be learned as he gains experience.

Not entirely sure where he fits into the Liverpool team though especially if Adam keeps playing the way he has started and when Gerrard gets fit. He was deployed on the right wing in the first half and didn't affect the game.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

I'll add my team into the league though I did miss week 1 off due to the system problems.

No worries i set the league so that week 1 scores dont count to give people who hadent already made teams a chance.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

3pm Results
Swansea 0-0 Wigan
Aston Villa 3-1 Blackburn
Everton 0-1 Q.P.R.

Good result for QPR although Everton seem likely to continue there tradition of starting slowly, Southampton have now 4 games or there first 4 games in the championship as have Derby and had both those teams to finish in the bottom half

 

[a0161613]

The King got his tactics dead right. The back five were great too. Kelly continues to show why he will be a fantastic defenders, Enrique had a great game and Reina did well too when we were troubled. Downing is going to be a star for us if he carries on - the guy was everywhere.

Vermaelen was SUPERB. Marked Carroll out the game, Carroll didnt do too much wrong, his marker was just that good. The subs came on and changed the game for us.

I'm delighted with that result and Lee, Toon were top of the league for all of fifteen minutes, at least we managed a couple of hours