Daniel Bryan is Owen Hart?

[KeepItFresh]

According to Wrestling Inc.

Lately Daniel Bryan has been suffering from something most people backstage can't explain. It's been noted that several people in the company that have spoken to him lately that have been with the company long enough think Owen Hart's spirit has taken him over. Whatever has been happening to him could be unknown he just not acting like his usual, Vegan self.

 

[D-Man]

This topic is still stupid as fuck... even after I deleted it from the non-spam sections.

 

[KeepItFresh]

Most reports are stupid... Still thought it should be posted.

 

[The Dewbliners]

You're....You're kidding, right? I mean, there's no way this is a legit story.

 

[D-Man]

It's not legit.

 

[KeepItFresh]

It's a legit report, it's just not that believable.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You're....You're kidding, right? I mean, there's no way this is a legit story.

It's not legit.

You two should solve crimes.

Owen Hart's ghost can be your sidekick - that's the hook.

 

[D-Man]

You two should solve crimes.

Owen Hart's ghost can be your sidekick - that's the hook.

Owen is my mofo.

Sorry, Sam. I'm still reeling from the Sam-rep I got a few weeks ago.

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.]

You two should solve crimes.

Owen Hart's ghost can be your sidekick - that's the hook.

Sam you are hands down the most entertaining poster on here.

 

[The Dewbliners]

You two should solve crimes.

Owen Hart's ghost can be your sidekick - that's the hook.

In my shock at this being posted, I made the mistake of saying "legit". I meant to say this can't even be a real report. Like, it never existed on another website.

However, I would be willing to solve crimes, but only if my sidekick is the re-animated zombie corpse of Brian Pillman.

 

[KeepItFresh]

I got stories about Pillman's afterlife but I'll save them for another thread.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, there'll be ample opportunity to tell those stories - let's not take this thread about the world heavyweight champion being possessed by Owen Hart off on a tangent.

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.]

I nominate this thread to be the most ridiculous of 2012. It might be tough to win with "Big Show=Penis Monster?" in the front too.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

This is the best thread in the history of the forums.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I now cannot watch D-Bry escaping from the cage at the Rumble by falling off Show's hands.


Gives me chills.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Seems legit.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Daniel Bryan wants to become a fireman?

 

[TheOneTheyCallOn]

on a related subject I overheard today that big show has been chanelling the big boss man

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.]

on a related subject I overheard today that big show has been chanelling the big boss man

Haha you sure? Remember when Boss man towed Big Show's dead father behind a cop car

 

[TheOneTheyCallOn]

Haha you sure? Remember when Boss man towed Big Show's dead father behind a cop car

oh for sure, to defeat thy enemy you must first know thy enemy