klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Why couldn't you have been here during OCW? While I was out for my walk tonight I thought of a perfect segment with you in it.
We cut to D-Man's dressing room where he's polishing up his Taz Title in case he meets some random girl with big boobs that he can show it off to since D-Man has a tendency to do that. In walks his new manager.
D I got you a match for tonight. You have to defend that belt one more time.
D-Man grabs his mic which he always carries with him and speaks into it.
Awesome man. Who do I get?
Why in the hell do you have that damn microphone anyway? I'm two feet away from you! Anyway, it's a submission match against Norcal.
D-Man FREAKS over this, running his hands over his bald head and violently punching walls while shouting about how much trouble he's in.
D what's wrong???
I can't wrestle a submission match! I don't know any submissions!
You mean......
We cut to D-Man's dressing room where he's polishing up his Taz Title in case he meets some random girl with big boobs that he can show it off to since D-Man has a tendency to do that. In walks his new manager.
D I got you a match for tonight. You have to defend that belt one more time.
D-Man grabs his mic which he always carries with him and speaks into it.
Awesome man. Who do I get?
Why in the hell do you have that damn microphone anyway? I'm two feet away from you! Anyway, it's a submission match against Norcal.
D-Man FREAKS over this, running his hands over his bald head and violently punching walls while shouting about how much trouble he's in.
D what's wrong???
I can't wrestle a submission match! I don't know any submissions!
You mean......
That's right. I can only do covers.