COMMERCIAL FREE WWE Raw LD: Enter The Dragon (5/17)

[Mighty NorCal]

MONSTER pop for the Orton pose

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

And also, I gathered that Cena will not quit this Sunday at the PPV. Anyone else get that message?

 

[Buffalo Dave]

big show?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Then the 'Tron cuts to Edge, still unconscious in the locker room after the match with Taker. Then we get a conveniently commerical-break-length unconscious streak for the Canadians.

 

[The Doctor]

SHWAGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

 

[The Bearded One]

I don't understand how people can STILL hate on Cena.

That said, I want Sheamus to win tonight. Us pale people have to stick together.

SWAGGER!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Jack Swagger? Fuck that

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Awww Yeah!

 

[klunderbunker]

Yes let's give him someone he's like 4-1 against.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

MTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Ugh, I'm going to get a lot of shit for this, but Swagger is the ONE guy from this new generation of wrestlers I actually don't like.

 

[Hawkeye]

Edge: Hey,Orton! F#$K YOU!

 

[Pepe Silvia]

DOC, FIND MY SIG I MADE YOU

 

[Lee]

So Canada's too good to not have commercials. I see. I see how it is, Canadians.

different network innit

 

[Bernkastel]

Wasn't expecting to see the World Champion buried this week

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

AW YEA! ON Yo' KNEES! NorCal's tearing off his shirt right now and doing pushups as he's looking at the TV. At least that's what his Twitter says.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

OH GOSH DAMN IT I was hoping he would bring back the push ups

 

[Sean Valjean]

Swagger? What a coincidence, I was just eating a Swaggie. It tastes like freedom, you know.

 

[The Doctor]

Swagger to go over. Edge won, RKO loses. Maybe.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

different network innit

TSN. Which is a subsidary of ESPN. They'll have none of the commercial free malarky.

 

[klunderbunker]

That segment on Friday was hilarious on so many levels.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I must admit though. Swagger is a much better champ then Sheamus was.

 

[The Doctor]

THAT SINGLET




WILL EXPLODE YOUR KIDNEYS

 

[Thriller Ant]

Orton looks weird without the wrist tape