Ticked Off Texan
Pre-Show Stalwart
Looks like Jakes already planning that threesome.
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- Thread starter Y 2 Jake
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Looks like Jakes already planning that threesome.
xfearbefore has a fetish for amputee midgets, however he does not enjoy amputees who aren't midgets or midgets who aren't amputees.
xfearbefore smokes a copious amount of marijuana on a daily basis.
xfearbefore is addicted to baseball.
xfearbefore wishes that his ex-girlfriend who talk to him and stop pretending that he doesn't exist and that he is some sort of stalker for wanting to talk to an ex girlfriend of 4 years.
xfearbefore is one lonely sumbitch.
xfearbefore smokes a copious amount of marijuana on a daily basis.
xfearbefore is addicted to baseball.
xfearbefore wishes that his ex-girlfriend who talk to him and stop pretending that he doesn't exist and that he is some sort of stalker for wanting to talk to an ex girlfriend of 4 years.
xfearbefore is one lonely sumbitch.
CM thinks that xfear should go to Mexico. What's he got to lose?
CM is pissed off with repeated infractions for signatures when he doesn't even know how big 800 pixels fucking is.
CM agrees that Y 2 Jake has not had a threesome, but concedes that he has gone further than CM has so really can't say much.
CM thinks Londrick vs WGTT on Raw was an amazing match, and would like to see a re-match.
CM just got completly distracted by Candice Michelle walking out on Raw.
CM is now pissed off that Cena had to turn up and ruin the moment.
CM likes gold. He likes it very much.
CM is considering getting a tattoo when he is old enough, and would like Y 2 Jake's opinion on wether this is a good idea.
CM thinks that Y 2 Jake falling through a glass table and then slipping in his own blood is very ECW, and also thinks the second part is very Cape Fear.
CM is going on pointlessly.
CM does not think Umaga should use the Catatonic, that's a TNA move.
Yes, in case you have guessed, CM is currently watching Raw's main event.
CM is very happy to see Jeff Hardy with a steel chair, beating the crap out of the Fat Samoan, and saving Candice from the fate of Umaga's ass.
CM marks for Jeff Hardy.
CM is currently wearing a Hardyz shirt.
CM is also very happy to see Randy Orton, and now realises what the Summerslam main event will be.
CM hates the Coach pointlessly coming out to announce what we all know anyway.
CM is still going on pointlessly.
CM also thinks that stuffed hippos are cute
CM is pissed off with repeated infractions for signatures when he doesn't even know how big 800 pixels fucking is.
CM agrees that Y 2 Jake has not had a threesome, but concedes that he has gone further than CM has so really can't say much.
CM thinks Londrick vs WGTT on Raw was an amazing match, and would like to see a re-match.
CM just got completly distracted by Candice Michelle walking out on Raw.
CM is now pissed off that Cena had to turn up and ruin the moment.
CM likes gold. He likes it very much.
CM is considering getting a tattoo when he is old enough, and would like Y 2 Jake's opinion on wether this is a good idea.
CM thinks that Y 2 Jake falling through a glass table and then slipping in his own blood is very ECW, and also thinks the second part is very Cape Fear.
CM is going on pointlessly.
CM does not think Umaga should use the Catatonic, that's a TNA move.
Yes, in case you have guessed, CM is currently watching Raw's main event.
CM is very happy to see Jeff Hardy with a steel chair, beating the crap out of the Fat Samoan, and saving Candice from the fate of Umaga's ass.
CM marks for Jeff Hardy.
CM is currently wearing a Hardyz shirt.
CM is also very happy to see Randy Orton, and now realises what the Summerslam main event will be.
CM hates the Coach pointlessly coming out to announce what we all know anyway.
CM is still going on pointlessly.
CM also thinks that stuffed hippos are cute
Dont have tattoos just for the sake of them. You might think your cool at first if you have them at school but you'll change your mind later on.
If you have colour ask them to dig in really hard with the needle, it will make it more vibrant.
Dont have anything off the wall. Get the artist to modify something for you.
Dont have something that's in ''fashion'' like a celtic band or Japanese letters etc.
If you have one you'll want more.
Go to the most expensive tattoo shop you can find, there expensive for a reason. There the best.
Go on a waiting list, If there's a waiting list it means people want work done by a perticular artist. Again that will mean there good.
Ask to see examples of there work.
But at the end of the day it's your decision.
And finally dont have a bulldog tattooed on your arse for a bet. It might be amusing at the time. But when your 22 you think ''Jake, seriously, what the fuck were you thinking?''
If you have colour ask them to dig in really hard with the needle, it will make it more vibrant.
Dont have anything off the wall. Get the artist to modify something for you.
Dont have something that's in ''fashion'' like a celtic band or Japanese letters etc.
If you have one you'll want more.
Go to the most expensive tattoo shop you can find, there expensive for a reason. There the best.
Go on a waiting list, If there's a waiting list it means people want work done by a perticular artist. Again that will mean there good.
Ask to see examples of there work.
But at the end of the day it's your decision.
And finally dont have a bulldog tattooed on your arse for a bet. It might be amusing at the time. But when your 22 you think ''Jake, seriously, what the fuck were you thinking?''
Jake will noe be called The British Bulldog.. I would get a tattoo but I can't think of anything I would want on me for the rest of my life. My brother has about 8, there cool but I don't know if thre that cool.
10 Grand? (Note: to Americans that's about $19,570) That's a fair amount of Tattoo's. Thanks for the advice British Bulldog.
More pointless CM Facts:
CM Enjoys watching Top Gear
CM has only ever watched one Wrestling Event live. As it was The Great American Bash, CM feels a little robbed, although he is glad he saw Hornswoggle's win as it happened.
More pointless CM Facts:
CM Enjoys watching Top Gear
CM has only ever watched one Wrestling Event live. As it was The Great American Bash, CM feels a little robbed, although he is glad he saw Hornswoggle's win as it happened.
Mexican Geek
It's good to be back!
Well, some facts about me, based on your facts.
Aerandir will eat anything you put in front of him. Specially taco bell.
Aerandir has never broken a single bone in his body, but had 4 severe sprains in the left ankle and 5 on the right (i guess if i was under an ankle lock, i would die...)
Aerandir would rate the hair quantity on his posterior a gross 8.5 out of 10, not a werewolf though.
Aerandir is a fan of Metallica.
Aerandir has 1 work and looking for a extra part time.
Prax doesn't have a car, he knows he cant afford it.
Aerandir is renting a room with a "relative", and now, Aerandir hates them SO MUCH.
Aerandir nickname came of a cheap Elvish name generator 3 years ago.
Aerandir does in fact not like Cola. He drinks water instead.
Aerandir does not share a first name with other member of this forum
Aerandir is 5'8
Aerandir wears a size 9 shoe
Aerandir is NOT a fan of Avril Lavigne
Aerandir enjoys watching movies more than TV series. (Excluding RAW soap opera of course, that's a must!)
Aerandir support Prax, he should go ahead with his ex-friends' ex-girlfriend.
Aerandir never swallowed a ten pence coin. That's senseless Colin.
Aerandir dislike driving automatic, he thinks it's boring.
Aerandir eats at Taco Bell whenever he can, but almost throw up just smelling McDonalds, KFC and Burger King. He is not a massive fan of Vegetarian, but he is trying hard, (10 lbs less in a month, thanks to Salads, V8 Juice and coffee).
Bonus: Aerandir currently owns 14 music DVDs, and is still expanding this collection as often as possible
. His next acquisition will be a whatever is hand on his favorite torrent site, likely Therion or the latest UK top 40.
Aerandir will eat anything you put in front of him. Specially taco bell.
Aerandir has never broken a single bone in his body, but had 4 severe sprains in the left ankle and 5 on the right (i guess if i was under an ankle lock, i would die...)
Aerandir would rate the hair quantity on his posterior a gross 8.5 out of 10, not a werewolf though.
Aerandir is a fan of Metallica.
Aerandir has 1 work and looking for a extra part time.
Prax doesn't have a car, he knows he cant afford it.
Aerandir is renting a room with a "relative", and now, Aerandir hates them SO MUCH.
Aerandir nickname came of a cheap Elvish name generator 3 years ago.
Aerandir does in fact not like Cola. He drinks water instead.
Aerandir does not share a first name with other member of this forum
Aerandir is 5'8
Aerandir wears a size 9 shoe
Aerandir is NOT a fan of Avril Lavigne
Aerandir enjoys watching movies more than TV series. (Excluding RAW soap opera of course, that's a must!)
Aerandir support Prax, he should go ahead with his ex-friends' ex-girlfriend.
Aerandir never swallowed a ten pence coin. That's senseless Colin.
Aerandir dislike driving automatic, he thinks it's boring.
Aerandir eats at Taco Bell whenever he can, but almost throw up just smelling McDonalds, KFC and Burger King. He is not a massive fan of Vegetarian, but he is trying hard, (10 lbs less in a month, thanks to Salads, V8 Juice and coffee).
Bonus: Aerandir currently owns 14 music DVDs, and is still expanding this collection as often as possible
. His next acquisition will be a whatever is hand on his favorite torrent site, likely Therion or the latest UK top 40.Afan21 is bored so he decided to do this
Afan21 thinks Afan21 is a lame name
Afan21 loves to bash shitty wrestlers (Henry,Cena,Boretista etc..)
Afan21 thinks Jeff Hardy is very overrated
Afan21 wishes Y2J would come back to WWE
Afan21 loves Football (American)
Afan21 thinks Aerandir's Sig is the greatest ever
Afan21 rarely watches anything but ESPN
Afan21 hates rap
Afan21 enjoys watching porn movies
Afan21 has over 250 wrestling DVDs
Afan21 thinks Maria is by far the hottest diva ever
Afan21 has never left the state of Texas
but would like to
Afan21 likes rock music
Afan21 thinks the RAW live discussion entertains him more than the show
Afan21 cannot think of anything else at the moment
Afan21 thinks Afan21 is a lame name
Afan21 loves to bash shitty wrestlers (Henry,Cena,Boretista etc..)
Afan21 thinks Jeff Hardy is very overrated
Afan21 wishes Y2J would come back to WWE
Afan21 loves Football (American)
Afan21 thinks Aerandir's Sig is the greatest ever
Afan21 rarely watches anything but ESPN
Afan21 hates rap
Afan21 enjoys watching porn movies
Afan21 has over 250 wrestling DVDs
Afan21 thinks Maria is by far the hottest diva ever
Afan21 has never left the state of Texas
but would like to Afan21 likes rock music
Afan21 thinks the RAW live discussion entertains him more than the show
Afan21 cannot think of anything else at the moment
Yesterday a man came into my shop, trying to return an old spunky DVD. I told him we dont do refunds. Because that's just gross. He decided to shout at me. He told me I had to give him a refund. I dont. It's my shop and If I dont want to then I wont. He chucked the DVD at me and then pretty much said that if I didn't give him a refund, he'd give me a kicking. This block was about 6 inches shorter than me. And his waist was about 50 inches fatter. I told him to go for it. He then decided to throw a bitch fit. He swiped all the stuff off my desk, and shouted some more. A few minutes later the police arrive. My employee Becky had phoned the pigs. The man now has to explain to his family why he's going to get prosicuted for intimidating behaviour and criminal damage. Will I take him to court? Yup. Got nothing better to do.
And the DVD wasn't even from my shop.
And the DVD wasn't even from my shop.
Ticked Off Texan
Pre-Show Stalwart
LOL, That just made my day, Thank you JakeLuther_Hull
Cunt.
I never noticed this thread before, wowzers.
Da Vinci's Nightmare
WZCW's Own Arch Angel 0-1
oh that brilliant! wonder what that bloke is gona say t his family?
hold on, he probably dnt have a wife, thats why he's buying porn
Da Vinci's Nightmare
WZCW's Own Arch Angel 0-1
sucks t be him then