The United States of America, the best fucking country in the world.
God bless the USA.
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The United States of America, the best fucking country in the world.
a guy who goes out and drinks and does weed
Yeah that was himOld people get THE BEST shit, I think it was Foxworthy who did the whole "Do you want to stop the sniffles or not feel your head"
Old people get THE BEST shit, I think it was Foxworthy who did the whole "Do you want to stop the sniffles or not feel your head"
So, do you remember me now?
Theo's in my fave five.
Wow
Greatest thread name ever
How're the hoes treatin' you, Theo?
Of course I credit the alcohol for her reasoning, but I'll take it haha.
I chuckled at the thread title. <3 you, Theo.
We all love some Theo. Bout time I had a thread to talk to my bro in!
That's the only time I can ever get chicks to talk to me haha.
But to get serious for a second, how is life treating you?
Love the sig, Theo. I'll tell you how awesome it is soon in the Bearded Productions thread.
I made the day of a 33 year old foreign lady once. That is probably the only recent interaction with a sober woman I've had since my friend left for France. Speaking of I talked to her today for an hour this morning before I zonked out. That was nice as she was sick, so it made her day. But life is pretty good man. Got some snazzy new dress clothes as I've been dressing up for no reason as of late. My work schedule is pretty set now and my hours aren't all over the place, so that is good. Can't complain. Survivor Series is around the corner and I may be ordering Bound for Glory tickets this weekend as they aren't that expensive. How about yourself?
Is the lady in France someone that Mr. Theo is interested in? I've been talking to this girl lately but she has no interest in me whatsoever, as usual. I drunk texted her last weekend and made a complete ass out of myself, but she let it slide. But I still felt really dumb.
Yeah we hungout nearly every week before she left for the semester. She always talked about how busy she was and yet she somehow always made time for me. So I asked her out and she said when she gets back that I owe her dinner. So December I shall be going on said date. Having a phone while drinking is always bad. Luckily for me I don't have a phone anymore so it ain't a problem. No good ever comes from it.
You'll get a kick out of this though. Remember when a resident asked me about kids? Well now one just told me that I should marry the girl. It was random and I had not a clue what he was talking about. Another guy (who just gave me donuts, trying to make me fatter haha) said don't get married. The fucking your getting isn't worth the fucking your doing. Got a chuckle out of it.
Yeah we hungout nearly every week before she left for the semester. She always talked about how busy she was and yet she somehow always made time for me. So I asked her out and she said when she gets back that I owe her dinner. So December I shall be going on said date. Having a phone while drinking is always bad. Luckily for me I don't have a phone anymore so it ain't a problem. No good ever comes from it.
You'll get a kick out of this though. Remember when a resident asked me about kids? Well now one just told me that I should marry the girl. It was random and I had not a clue what he was talking about. Another guy (who just gave me donuts, trying to make me fatter haha) said don't get married. The fucking your getting isn't worth the fucking your doing. Got a chuckle out of it.
BTW, thanks for the comment on the blog.
There's a romantic comedy in here somewhere... I'll figure it out and get back to you. I'm pretty sure I already made an awesome story out of your life sometime.
Anytime buddy.
Yes you did. You, Merk, and I believe Justin had a convo about it. Merk said if cookout was cancelled during the hurricane that I would ride a bike through it to her house and make the move. You wanted Seth Rogen to play me, Justin thought Galifinakis would be better. Good stuff.
That was it! I'll have to write it up in word to remember.
After 50/50 and Knocked Up, I don't see how you CAN'T pick Rogen and his goofy laugh.