And I'm not saying he can't as in "I don't want him to win." He just can't win. No matter what. He's painted into a corner.
Let me preface with this - I'm a John Cena guy. I haven't always been - loved the white rapper gimmick, and went kinda soft on him when he won his first title. always respected him, but never fell on either side of the love or the hate machine. That's all changed in the past year-and-a-half, and I'm firmly a Cena guy. I would order a "Rise Above Hate" shirt, except I'm holding out for a better S(h)eamus shirt or a new Jericho shirt. Whatever, point is, I like the guy a great deal, especially his grace in holding himself above the unwarranted anger and sanguine venom 40% of the fans have spewed his way.
That said - he can't win with The Rock at Mania. Let's review scenarios:
1. Cena goes over clean. Now, Cena is "being forced down peoples throats" again (total BS) and "still sucks because all he did was beat an over the hill movie star."
2. Rock goes over Cena clean. "Cena sucks he lost to an over the hill movie star."
3. Cena stays face. Cena "sucks, I've Cena-nuff, blah blah blah."
4. Cena goes heel. "We saw that coming a mile away" and then the Make a Wish foundation loses its #1 personality while millions of kids - whose live event tickets cost the same as every obnoxiously smarky 22 year-old - are left without an icon, since nobody else fits the bill.
So, in this thread, I'm asking - is there any scenario in which John Cena actually comes out on top?