AWESOME_MIZ officially thread of stuff

[Awesome_Miz]

Theo and Funkay I am finding a tag partner and then we are claiming the titles.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Ah. Now "In the big one" makes a little more sense to me.

I am supposed to be asleep so I can be awake early in the morning, and yet I'm up watching Netflix all night with my lady. Fack.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Well, to continue beating that dead horse, you really should pull up Pulp Fiction sometime. Great movie, one of the few by Quentin that's worthy of the praise it gets.

Also, where are you from broski?

Is pulp fiction on Netflix?

 

[The Champ]

The Champ is just trying to re assert himself somewhere on here... I think.

"Re-assert" would imply that I was ever relevant on here.

Trying to hard to be witty? Maybe.

 

[The Champ]

Get lost, boner biter. Today ain't yo' day.

This sounds like wishful thinking to me.

 

[gd]

Be nice to awesome_miz

 

[The Champ]

Well just judging by his name I can assume that he's probably pretty cool.

Nonetheless, the spelling and grammar errors to start the thread kind of turned me off.

 

[gd]

Spelling isn't everything. What is this, Harvard?

 

[The Champ]

I went to Harvard, actually. [/bullshitlie]

Anyway, Miz, we've gotten off on the wrong foot here. I think we will soon become great friends and share peanut butter crackers at two in the afternoon.

 

[Zeven_Zion]

AWESOME_MIZ is a black ****** jew nazi relative of Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black and I wish he'll die in a gruesome accident because I fucking hate ******s and TNA is better than the WWE. Enough controversy for now.

*looks around*​

DAMN YOU ERIC WHERE'S MY MONEY YOU SON OF A BISCHOFF!!!

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

He's definitely Jewish.

 

[Zeven_Zion]

He's definitely Jewish.

Ugh ... well at least he's not black.

 

[The Champ]

Black > jewish.

Black people might not have money, but at least they're not stingy as fuck with it.

 

[Zeven_Zion]

Black > jewish.

Black people might not have money, but at least they're not stingy as fuck with it.

True, true. But black people are ... black. White people are better than black people by definition in every single sense.

 

[The Champ]

I agree with you because I'm white. If I were black, then I might be pointing a gun your way.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

I am not jewish or black.

 

[The Champ]

Are you legally in this country?

 

[Awesome_Miz]

I am a citizen in the USA.

 

[gd]

Hell yeah! America!

 

[The Champ]

I am a citizen in the USA.

Are you an Obama supporter?

 

[Awesome_Miz]

No cause he promised a lot stuff but didn't keep his promises.

 

[The Champ]

That's what politicians do. Obviously you learned nothing from Bush promising that we would get revenge on those responsible for 9/11, and then going after a country that had nothing to do with it.

 

[gd]

Who are you supporting for the election then?

 

[Zeven_Zion]

Stop looking for flaws, there's an obvious one.

He likes The Miz.

KILL IT WITH FIYAH!!!

 

[The Champ]

The Miz is fucking awesome and anyone who thinks otherwise sucks a huge meaty dick.