AWESOME_MIZ officially thread of stuff

[Paralyzer Z]

My brother is in a school band. His teacher is very nice even though he said "he has more personality" than me when comparing my bro and I when I happened to walk by him.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Hey guys I found out something interesting.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

what was it?

 

[Awesome_Miz]

You know how Miz and R-Truth are a tag team well over a year ago they actually were feuding and Miz cause R-Truth his spot in the Money in the Bank match.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

They do that a lot

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Yeah but to me it's really funny.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Hey guys I was wondering what movies do you recommend for the weekend.

 

[gd]

Pulp Fiction...or anything with Danny Glover

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Is really good.

 

[gd]

Yes, Pulp Fiction is the greatest movie of all time. Discuss it with your parents thought first, I don't want to be responsible for exposing you to something you aren't ready for. I just wouldn't be able to live with myself

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Nah my mom lets me see pretty much anything.

 

[gd]

Even..uhhh..rape

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Yeah cause I am already a high school.

 

[gd]

What about homosexual interracial rape?

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Well now that is something more different cause that depends on me.

 

[gd]

Yes, it is a risk, yet it is the best scene of the movie. Are you up to the challenge?

 

[Awesome_Miz]

I am not a 100% sure yet.

 

[gd]

You can always skip the scene I suppose, it doesn't show full penetration. I'm expecting a full review of Pulp Fiction by Monday.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

It's the only reason I keep a gimp in my basement.

 

[DirtyJosé]

That was the best shit I've read here in ages. Thank you guys.

LegitLOL.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Isn't pulp fiction that movie where the guy rapes a boy and says "squeal like a pig"?

 

[DirtyJosé]

No. I believe that would be "Deliverance".

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

What about homosexual interracial rape?

Pulp Fiction's like Teletubbies if you compare it with Oz for a bit o interracial rape. Also put me off spoons for a while, pretty horrific.

Now to go in the other direction, can't go wrong with Princess Bride for a weekend film. I think anytime I've seen it on tv is on a Sunday afternoon.
Ronin is a decent Saturday night film too.

 

[gd]

Oh yes, Oz. Those Nazis were quite brutal, no?

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Just a smidge. Adbeisi wasn't all that caring and caressing to little Petey Schibetta though. Howell made my skin crawl too, big jawed bitch.