Fusion
Pyro shoots off like crazy!
Fusion's Theme music hits and the crowd screams!
Booker T's music hits and he walks out with a microphone.
Booker T- John Cena... Remember last week, here on Fusion? I made a World Title match for myself against The Rock... Remember I was about to become a 6 time, 6 time, 6 time, 6 time, 6 time, 6 time World Champion? Guess who had to interfear because he had to get his hands on The Rock? It was you John... So in your title oppertunity, I thought I'd return the favor to you...
*John Cena's music hits*
John Cena- Yo Booker Bitch... So that's why you ruined my chance at leaving with gold?
Booker T- Yepp! Anyway, John, I have a question for you...
John Cena- What?
Booker T- Who's the one with gold?
John Cena- Triple H
*The crowd laughs*
Booker T- No... not Triple H you ******... Someone in this ring...
John Cena- Oh... I get what you're implying Booker...
Booker T- Yea man, you should... Now say it... "You're the one wearing the gold."
John Cena- Okay... You're the one wearing the gold
Booker T- It's about time
*As Booker T's saying about, Cena says, "Big Show"
*The crowd screams*
Booker T- WTF man?
John Cena- What?
Booker T- Big Show's not out here man...
John Cena- You sure about that Booker?
*Booker T turns around to see the Big Show! Big Show lifts Booker by the throat and hits a huge Chokeslam! Big Show turns around and Brock Lesnar's there... Brock hits the F-5 on Big Show and slides out of the ring!*
*Shane Mcmahon's face appears on the screen*
Shane Mcmahon- Being you guys cant keep your hands off eachother... We're going to have a little tag team match tonight... It's gonna be Booker T and his partner Brock Lesnar, vs. John Cena and his partner The Big Show!
Later Tonight Tonight:
-Chris Benoit vs Kurt Angle
-Stone Cold vs Shane Mcmahon No Holds Bared
-Edge vs 6 men Over the top rope elimination: Edge has both hands tied behind his back
-Triple H celebrates winning his World Title
-Big Show & John Cena vs Brock Lesnar & Booker T
-Trish Stratus vs Lita (No. 1 contenders Match for the Womens Title at Illusions)
-Randy Orton vs Jamal
Chris Benoit vs Kurt Angle
Lillian announces that Vince Mcmahon checked out of the hospital this evening, and is here tonight, but in NO CONDITION to wrestle or do anything physical.
Chris Benoit makes his entrance first...
He takes the microphone...
Chris Benoit- Before this match... I just want to say, "Congratulations" to my good friend Kurt Angle... He put up a hell of a fight last night... and I have a little question for him... So if he can come out here...
*Kurt Angle enters the ring with a microphone... Benoit and Angle shake hands*
Kurt Angle- Yea Chris?
Chris Benoit- Can I be in your corner at Illusions when you BEAT Triple H and take his world title?
Kurt Angle- Chris... You can be in my corner any day!
*Benoit and Kurt Angle nod heads and shake hands*
The referee rings the bell to officially start this match...
Benoit and Angle lock up, then Angle gets Benoit in a headlock. Benoit pushes Angle to the ropes and Angle bounces off. Benoit pushes Angle (breaking the headlock), and Angle bounces off the opposite ropes. Angle bounces back, and Benoit flips him over his head. Angle gets back to his feet and Benoit hits a chop right across Angle's chest. Benoit hits a second chop, then kicks Angle to the gut, and hits a DDT. Benoit covers Angle, only getting the 1. Angle gets up, right into a clothesline by Chris Benoit. Angle gets right back up, and Benoit hits another clothesline. Angle's down on his back, and Benoit tries to lock in the Sharp Shooter! Angle kicks Benoit to the face and rolls him up in a pinning position. 1...............2......... Benoit kicks out. Angle gets up, and Benoit gets to his feet too. The lock up and Angle backs Benoit into the corner. The referee breaks them up, then Benoit chops Angle and reverses it, that way Angle's in the corner. Benoit gives a kick to the gut, then rolls Angle up in a pinning position. 1............2...........Angle kicks out! Angle gets up and Benoit goes to clothesline him. Angle ducks and hits the Angle Slam! Angle covers Benoit for the 1...........2.........Benoit kicksout! Angle takes his straps off his shoulders and waits for Benoit to get up. Benoit's up, and Angle goes for another Angle Slam! Benoit reverses it into an arm drag and holds onto it for an arm bar. Angle hits Benoit to the face, gets up quick and nails a DDT. Angle sets up for another Angle Slam! Benoit gets up and Angle lifts him for it. Benoit gets behind Angle and hits the Hat Trick (three German Suplexes). Benoit climbs to the top rope and jumps hitting his headbutt. Benoit goes to lock in the Sharpshooter on Angle, and Angle kicks him in the face and quickly gets up. Angle runs behind Benoit for the Angle Slam! Benoit reverses it into the Cross Face! Benoit holds Angle there and applies more pressure. Angle's squirming around, trying to escape. After a little while, Angle taps!
WINNER: Chris Benoit
Aftermath: Benoit gets to his feet and helps Angle back up. Angle and Benoit shake hands as Triple H's music hits and he runs out. Triple H hits Benoit with a spinebuster, then Angle lifts him for the Angle Slam. Triple H reverses it and gets to his feet, then hits Angle with a pedigree. Triple H's music hits and he exits the ring. As he's walking down the ramp, he holds his World Title in the air.
***Commercial Break***
Backstage we see Vince
Vince- After what we all just saw, next week it will be
-Chris Benoit w/ Kurt Angle vs Triple H
*The camera goes back to the ring*
Edge vs 6 men Over the top rope elimination: Edge has both hands tied behind his back[/B]
Edge's music hits first and he walks out looking pissed.
Vince's face shows on the big screen...
Vince- Edge... Listen up! The six men last night at Accell to Hell are not here.
Edge- So I guess that's a forfit! I win... ref, ring the bell and announce have Lillian announce my name.
Vince- NOT SO FAST! You have a match against "6 men", but no one ever stated any of the 6 men... So I have took the honor of hand picking all 6 of them!
*Edge runs his hand through his hair*
Vince- Okay Edge ready? The first two are none other than the Fusion World Tag Team Champions... THE HARDY BOYZ!
*The Hardy Boyz music hits and they all run out and stand in front of the ring staring at Edge... Edge is in shock and his eyes bulge (just like a fishy like he always does! lol)*
Vince- Wait... I'm not done!
*Rey Mysterio's music hits and he walks out and pats Matt and Jeff on the back*
Vince- The next man is... ROB VAN DAM!
*RVD's music hits and he walks out... The fans scream, and Edge looks about ready to kill Vince!*
Vince- That's only four... The next two are a tag team of the past... First we have the American Champion... Shelton Benjamon
*Benjamon walks out and the crowd seems pleased!*
Vince- and finally... we have Charlie Haas!
Lillian Garcia explains the rules...
Lillian Garcia- Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a 6 on 1 handicap match and Edge will have both hands tied behind his back... The team of 6 must tag in and there are no pinfalls, submissions, DQ's or countouts, being the only way of elimination is throwing your opponent over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor!
The ref ties Edge's hands behind his back and Matt Hardy starts off the match.
The ref rings the bell and Edge backs up into the corner... Matt runs at him and Edge puts his foot up. Matt Hardy steps back, holding his face, then runs back in at Edge. Edge steps aside and Matt crashes into the corner. Edge drop kicks Matt into the ropes (not corner) and Matt bounces back at Edge, knocking him down with a clothesline. Matt tags in Rey Mysterio... Rey enters the ring by putting his hands on the top rope, lifting himself over the ropes, into the ring and lands on Edge with a leg drop. Rey gets up and climbs the top rope. After a few seconds, Edge struggles back to his feet. RVD blind tags Rey Mysterio on the back. Rey jumps hitting Edge with the head scissors. Rey slides out of the ring, and RVD slides in, then hits the rolling thunder. With both hands, RVD points to himself... R-V-D, then climbs to the top rope and sets up for a frog splash. Out of the crowd, runs Christain! He pushes RVD from the side... RVD goes over the top rope
RVD is eliminated
Christain exchanges blows with Jeff Hardy, then Christain hits him with a big right hand, knocking him down. Christain pulls Haas and Benjamon off the apron, to the outside of the ring, and they land on their backs. Christain runs in the ring and lifts Edge to his feet. Mysterio all of a sudden springboards on Christain... Christain catches him in the position for a powerbomb, and nails it! Jeff Hardy (outside the ring) grabs Christain's foot and pulls him down, but Edge stomps on Jeff's hand. Edge goes back against the opposite ropes, then slides under the bottom rope, with both legs kicking Jeff Hardy back into the barricade, then down. Christain helps Edge get up, then Christain lifts Mysterio up to his feet. Christain sets Rey up in a corner, then Edge goes in the opposite corner. Christain smacks Rey's face, then Edge runs in and does a spear with only his shoulder. Rey falls forward and Christain catches him for the Unprettier, then nails it. Christain lifts Rey to his feet, then Irish whips him over the top rope.
Rey Mysterio Eliminated
Christain turns around and gets smacked in the face with a chair shot by Matt Hardy. Christain flies over the top rope... But being he's not officially in the match, he is NOT eliminated... Christain is caught by Haas and Benjamon, and they drop him to the ground. Matt Hardy runs at Edge with the chair, but Edge hits a drop kick, and the chair hits Matt instead... The force knocks Matt over the top rope.
Matt Hardy Eliminated
Edge backs up in a corner, and Benjamon runs in and grabs Edge for a T-Bone Suplex (sort of modified b/c Edge's arms are behind his back), and hits it! As Benjamon turns around, Christain runs in and kicks him to the gut. Christain goes for the Unprettier, but Haas runs up and hits him with a DDT. Haas & Benjamon look in eachothers eyes, and nod... Then they lift Edge to his feet, and each grab one of his shoulders. They place Edge's stomach on the top rope, and try to work him over. All of a sudden Chris Jerico runs through the crowd, in the ring, and double clotheslines Haas & Benjamon. Edge falls a few inches to his feet and Benjamon & Haas get caught in the same position that Edge was just in. Jerico puts one arm in the joint of Haas' legs, and the other arm in the joint of Benjamon's legs, and Jerico flips them both over. Haas and Benjamon land on the apron, facing out of the ring. Jerico runs back against the ropes for momentum, then on his way back, throws his body forward hitting Benjamon down, and at the same time, Edge dropkicks Haas.
Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamon eliminated
It's down to only Jeff Hardy.... when Edge stands up, Jeff jumps from the top rope and hits a swirling head scissors, throwing Edge into Jerico. The momentum knocks Jerico through the ropes. Jeff climbs to the top rope and hits Edge with a Senton Bomb. Jerico climbs and gets on the apron... Christain runs from behind Jeff and clotheslines him... Jerico pulls the top rope down and Jeff goes over. One of his feet touch the floor and he's holding on to the top ropes. Christain helps Edge get to the top rope... Edge hits a Missle Drop Kick on Jeff, knocking him to the floor.
Jeff Hardy Eliminated
WINNER: Edge
Aftermath: Christain and Jerico go to the outside of the ring and untie Edge's hands from behind his back, then help him up... Edge takes a mic from the ring announcer, and says, "People... You have just whitnessed me beat 6 men... I can do it because I'm that damn good. Oh yea... If you're wondering... This is "Canada's Best" and it is me, Chris Jerico, and Christain... We are the most dominate team on Fusion.
***Commercial Break***
Backstage with Edge,Christain and Chris Jerico
All three men have a drink in their hand and already seem tipsy, screaming their heads off and celebrating.
Each man holds a bottle of champagne up in the air and scream, "Canada's Best!" as Vince Mcmahon walks in their dressing room.
Vince Mcmahon- Edge, Christain, Chris, Listen up... You three will be involved in a 6 man tag next week. Each of the three tag teams involved in the match tonight...
-Hardy Boyz (Matt & Jeff)
-Rey Mysterio & RVD
-World's Greatest Tag Team (Haas/Benjamon)
will pick one man to represent their team, and one man from each team will team up and face you three...
*All of a sudden Big Show barges into Canada's Best's Dressing room...*
Big Show- Vince... Vince... I got screwed out of the AWE Championship last night at Accell to Hell and I want a rematch.
Vince- Well you got yourself a rematch at Illusions... It will be Big Show vs Brock Lesnar... vs 6 other men! In a Sudden Death 8 way match for the AWE Title. Next week we will have 2 qualifying matches, in two weeks we'll have 2 more qualifying matches, and three weeks from tonight will have the other two qualifying matches... But Big Show, get to the ring because your tag team match is now.
*Vince walks out of the dressing room with his ****y walk and ugly ass smile!*
Big Show stares at Chris Jerico, then Edge, then Christain... Then barges out of their dressing room and his music hits the arena.
Big Show & John Cena vs Brock Lesnar & Booker T
Big Show's in the ring, and his partner John Cena walks out... They both stand in the ring awaiting their opponents, Brock Lesnar and Booker T. Booker's music hits first, and he walks out, but stops several feet before the ring. Lesnar's music hits and he walks out, not happy after finding out that his AWE title will be defended at Illusions against 5 other men! Cena slides out from under the ring and punches Booker straight on, then the two men start exchanging blows... Big Show waits for Lesnar to get in the ring, and he goes for a clothesline. Brock ducks and lifts Big Show on his shoulders for an F-5. Big Show reverses it by getting down on his feet, and pounding Lesnar on the back. The referee's going crazy, but then officially rings the bell to start the match. On the outside of the ring Cena has Booker down, then stomps on him. Cena lifts Booker to his feet and Irish whips him into the ring. Booker's down in the ring and Cena enters the ring and shakes Big Show's hand. They taunt, and when Lesnar and Booker gets up... Big Show hits the chokeslam to Lesnar at the exact time that Cena hits the FU on Booker T. Neither man covers... Instead Cena and Big Show exit the ring. Big Show grabs the AWE title and Cena grabs the International title. Both men enter the ring and place the title on who ever it belongs to. Cena puts the International title on Booker T, and Big Show puts the AWE title on Lesnar. Cena hits the 5 knuckle on Booker T (not hitting the title... not DQ) and Big Show leg drops Brock Lesnar (again not hitting the title... not DQ). Big Show and Cena raise eachother's hands and stare at the crowd. The two exit the ring and walk out of the arena to backstage. The match never officially ended, so the ref starts counting.
1
2
3
4
5- Booker and Lesnar get to their feet
6
7-Cena and Big Show run out from behind Booker and Lesnar, but they don't know it. The ref sees them and stops counting. Brock turns around into another chokeslam by Big Show and Booker T turns into another FU by Cena. Lesnar being the legal man, Cena rolls Booker out of the ring. Cena hits the 5 knuckle shuffle on Lesnar, then Big Show puts one foot on his chest for the cover. 1...........2..........3
WINNERS: John Cena and The Big Show
***Commercial Break***
In Vince's Office
Vince Mcmahon- Wow... that's a little strange isn't it? John Cena will face Booker T for the International title, and Big Show will be one of the 7 no. 1 contenders for the AWE Title... They just beat the champs in a no. 1 contenders vs Champions tag match.
Trish Stratus vs Lita (winner gets a shot at the Womens Title at Illusions)
First entrance is the Women's Champion Victoria! She takes a seat at ringside with J.R. and Jerry "The King" Lawler and puts on a head set.
Victoria- Who ever wins this match tonight will get an ass kicking by me at Illusions...
J.R.- Well good luck Victoria
Jerry Lawler- J.R... You're sitting next to the beautiful Victoria, and all you can say is good luck? What about her puppies J.R.?!?!?!?!?!
Victoria stares at King like she's mad that he's so trashy!
Lita's music hits the arena and she walks out to the ring escorted by the Fusion Tag Team Champs... Matt and Jeff, The Hardy Boyz! Trish walks down to the ring escorted by "Canada's Best" Chris Jerico, Christain and Edge! Trish and Lita square off in the ring and both ladies looks serious and ready to face Victoria for the Women's Title. Trish stares at Victoria and screams, "See you at Illusions" then with her hands, makes the shape of the title around her waist. Lita drop kicks Trish from behind and Trish goes flying over the top rope. Lita slides under the bottom rope, and lifts Trish from her knees to feet. Lita tosses Trish into the barricade. Trish bounces off the barricade and Lita goes to toss her face first into the steel steps. Trish puts her leg up... then elbows Lita, then tosses her into the ring post. Lita bounces off, then Trish tosses her into the ring. Trish covers Lita for the 1............2.......
kickout! Lita gets to knees and Trish sets up for the Chick Kick. Lita gets up and Trish kicks. Lita ducks and Trish's momentum kicks through and her back is towards Lita. Lita drops and rolls Trish over into the cover, grabbing the tights. 1...........2............... Trish kicksout! Before the kickout Christain gets mad and screams at the ref because Lita had the tights. The ref says he'll eject all of "Canada's Best" if he gets any more trouble, then says same for the Hardys. Canada's Best and the Hardyz back up from the ring but stay at ringside. Trish gets up and locks up with Lita. Lita kicks Trish to the gut and follows it with a DDT. Lita points to the top turnbuckle and climbs it. She jumps for a moonsault, but Trish gets her knees up. When Lita gets to her feet, Trish grabs her in a headlock, then hits the Stratusfaction. Trish covers for the 1.................. 2...............kickout! Trish waits for Lita to get to her feet and she sets up for the chick kick. Trish goes for it with her right leg, and Lita ducks... Trish hits it with her left leg... then climbs to the top rope. Trish hits Lita's moonsault and covers for the win!
WINNER: Trish Stratus
Aftermath: Canada's Best all enter the ring to celebrate with Trish. Lita rolls out of the ring and puts an arm over each Matt and Jeff, and they held her up. The Hardy Boyz point to Canada's Best (in the ring) and Canada's Best starts pointing and talking trash back.
***Commercial Break***
Randy Orton vs Jamal
The first entrance is Jamal escorted by his tag team partner, Rosie. Rosie stands on the outside of the ring, and Jamal stands in the middle of the ring, ready for Orton. The music of "The Legend Killer" hits and he walks out... The crowd goes crazy!
Orton enters the ring, and Jamal immedietly runs in and clotheslines Orton into the corner. Jamal gives two wicked right hands to the face of Orton, then backs up. Jamal runs in at Randy Orton, running right through him! Orton falls forward and Jamal lifts Orton up, and tosses him over his head. Jamal covers Randy for the 1.............2..Orton kicksout at the 2! Jamal tries to lift Orton to his feet, but Orton comes up with a huge uppercut, then a neckbreaker. Orton covers Jamal, 1...........2....Jamal kicks out! Orton stomps on Jamal two times, then elbow drops him. Orton climbs to the top rope and waits for Jamal to rise back to his feet. Orton jumps with a cross body, but is caught by Jamal. Jamal power slams him to the mat, then covers, 1............2......Orton kicksout! Jamal looks at Rosie (outside of the ring) and Rosie tells him to cover again, so Jamal covers Orton one more time. 1...........2..Orton kicksout once again! Jamal goes for an elbow drop on Orton. Orton rolls out of the way and quickly gets to his feet. Orton sets up for the RKO on Jamal and when Jamal gets to his feet... Orton goes for it, but Jamal catches him and slams him down. Jamal looks at Rosie, then points to the top rope. Jamal climbs the top rope and is about to jump down for a big splash, when Orton gets to his feet and hits a Super RKO (RKO from the top rope). Orton covers Jamal for the 1...........2...........3!
WINNER: Randy Orton
***Commercial Break***
Triple H's celebration
Triple H's entrance music hits and he walks down to the ring holding his newly won World Title, proudly, over his shoulder. He gets into the ring with a mic.
Triple H- Yes you saw it... Last night at Accell to Hell I defeated both John Cena and The freakin Rock in the same night!
*The crowd starts chanting "Cena sucks"... Then someone screams out, "Big deal... Cena's Nothing!" The crowd laughs*
Triple H- I am the best, and I invite you all to celebrate with me.
*Triple H drops the mic and holds up his title with both hands. Balloons drop, then Pyro shoots off from the ceiling and the ring posts. While all of the fireworks are shooting up, Angle sneaks in the ring, from behind, and hits Triple H with an Angle Slam! Kurt picks up the mic on the ground and says, "Triple H... You confronted me after my match with Chris Benoit earlier tonight, and now I'm returning the favor..." Kurt tosses the mic on Triple H's chest and his music hits. He walks backstage...*
Backstage with Shane & Vince
Shane has tape wrapped around his hands and throws several punching combinations to the air. Shane Mcmahon grabs a trash can filled with weapons and leaves his locker room.
***Commercial Break***
Shane Mcmahon vs Stone Cold No Holds Barred
Shane Mcmahon enters first, carrying a trash can filled with a kendo stick, wooden baseball bat, 2x4, cingapore cane, and more! Stone Cold makes his entrance next, with just a can of beer in hand. He chugs it down and throws the can into the crowd, then walks up the apron. Shane runs out of the ring with a cingapore cane and hits Austin in the gut with it. When Austin keils over, he hits him in the back with it, knocking Austin down. Austin (face down) is continuesly being beatin' with the cingapore cane. Finally Shane lifts Austin to his feet and Irish whips him into the ring. Shane leaves the cingapore cane on the apron, and goes in the ring and covers Austin. 1...........2..Austin kicksout at the 2! Austin gets to his knees and punches Shane to the guy, then gets to his feet. Austin pulls off a DDT on Shane, then reaches into Shane's trash can. Austin pulls out a wooden baseball bat, and waits for Shane to stand up. When shane gets up, Austin swings the bat at Shane's ribs. Shane falls down on his face... Austin holds the bat up and with his other hand, sticks up the finger. The crowd screams "Hell Yeah!" and Austin waits for Shane to get up. Shane gets to all fours and Austin swings the bat downward from above his head, knocking Shane flat on his stomach (face down). Austin lifts Shane's trash can and turns it upside down (emptying it). Many things fall out, including a fire extinguisher and a screw driver. Austin drops the trash can and lifts the fire extinguisher. Austin sprays Shane, who's on all fours, struggling to get up. Shane falls and Austin holds the fire extinguisher back, like he's gonna swing it. When Shane finally gets to his knees, Austin hits him in the head with it. Austin covers Shane to get the 1............2......Shane kicksout! The crowd screams... Austin turns around... right into a Sweet Chin Music by Shawn Michaels! Shawn Michaels lifts Shane and places him on Austin in the cover. The ref counts 1..............2............. But Austin manages to kickout. Shawn lifts Shane off, then lifts Austin back to his feet. Shawn Michaels lifts the trash can and puts it over Austin's head! Then hits another Sweet Chin Music! Austin falls flat down, and the trash can falls off his head. Shane crawls to the cover, as HBK runs out of the rign and up the apron. 1.............2.............3!
WINNER: Shane Mcmahon
The crowd screams as the show goes off the air!
Next Week Preview
-Canada's Best (Edge,Chris Jerico,Christain) vs Matt OR Jeff, Haas OR Benjamon, RVD OR Rey Mysterio
-Chris Benoit w/ Kurt Angle vs Triple H
-2 Qualifying Matches for The AWE Championship Match at Illusions
Victoria now knows that her next title defense will be at Illusions against former Women's Champion, Trish Stratus... What will she have to say? Brock Lesnar and Booker T suffered a terrible tag team loss when John Cena and The Big Show... Booker and Lesnar didn't even get the chance to use a single move! What will Stone Cold have to say after Shawn Michaels interfeared in his No Holds Bared Match, and dismantled him, costing him the match?
Illusions Preview
World Title Match
Triple H (c) vs Kurt Angle
Women's Championship
Victoria (c) vs Trish Stratus
8 Man Sudden Death Match for the AWE Championship
Brock Lesnar vs Big Show vs ??? vs ??? vs ??? vs ??? vs ??? vs ???