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Theo "Hitman" Mays;1961070 said:
Fish are tasty. But no I'm not a killer, so I couldn't go through with it.

Fish genocide affects many hundreds of thousands of fish every year.
 
Fish are like...wait no fish are the worst pets. I was going to say they are like the pet fish of the ocean bit yeah. Fish suck.
 
One of my friends asked a girl to prom with fish. Had a sign that said," Of all the fish in the sea, I want you to got to prom with me." Had a bowl of fish and everyting. It was so cheesy, but adorable.

Fish make good pets, until they die the very next day.
 
One of my friends asked a girl to prom with fish. Had a sign that said," Of all the fish in the sea, I want you to got to prom with me." Had a bowl of fish and everyting. It was so cheesy, but adorable.

Fish make good pets, until they die the very next day.

Or get sucked into the tubes in their bowls. What a horrible way to die. :disappointed:
 
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That's one of the best Fedor pictures eva.

I'm a righty D-Man, but if I were to be the recipient of a handy, I wouldn't have a preference to which hand was used. As long as there's no hairy knuckles.

I don't eat seafood because not only is the taste and smell disgusting, it's like eating giant fucking bugs. Seriously, crabs and lobsters are like giant bugs. I'm not going to eat anything that ugly.
 
I'm a righty D-Man, but if I were to be the recipient of a handy, I wouldn't have a preference to which hand was used. As long as there's no hairy knuckles.

Ok good. I'll shave my knuckles...and palms.

I don't eat seafood because not only is the taste and smell disgusting, it's like eating giant fucking bugs. Seriously, crabs and lobsters are like giant bugs. I'm not going to eat anything that ugly.

But it's, like, the best tasting bug EVAHHHHHHHH
 
I'm going to name my son Fedor. When I have a son I mean. If I have a girl first, I'm going to name her Fedora.
 
No, only because Fedor would be an ugly name for a girl. My lady says it's an ugly name anyway and since I'm full Italian it wouldn't really make any sense. Really though, I would name my daughter Darla after the Darla from the Little Rascals.
 
I'm a nice guy, this should be on page one. However point of my post. I wanted to ask you this whenever you made the thread about your girlfriend...what did she think of my beard?? I know random, but knowing all the women I encounter they hate and think it should be gone, so I just assume it is a universal thought amongst the ladies and us dudes think the opposite lol.
 
When I grow out all my facial hair she love sit, but she hates it when it's barely growing in. I couldn't grown one like yours, mine is like a 5 o'clock shadow that just gets bigger. Your's is like a classical beard, one a head of state would wear or something.
 
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I should be able to talk Batista past Jericho. Logical people will follow me. But this is the internet. Jericho will make it way farther.
 
I can say the same about me getting Jericho past Batista. We shall see. I'm going to support Jericho over Savage only by a little though. Rude will also be a favorite of mine if he's in.
 
Jericho couldn't beat Batista without cage match rules to let him crawl away with a victory.

In pure kayfabe terms, Batista hasn't shown any dents in his game unless his facing titans like Cena and Taker. And even then, those rivalries are pretty evenly contested, which is saying something. He dominated Triple H like nobody ever has, he has a history of winning matches he has no business winning, and he gave Shawn Michaels the most definitive beating he's received in years. In non-kayfabe terms, he's a top notch draw who did great numbers with WM21 and WM23 (WM23 being, to the best of my recollection, the best drawing Mania ever). As for ring work, if that's your thing, he broke Taker's streak of having shit matches against big men. Batista carried Taker and raised the man's game. I can think of no reason to get rid of Dave early, but it depends on who he faces.

I'd have Bockwinkel as my second or third choice in this thing, but seeing some of the names who aren't locks in this thing (Rikidozan, FFS) makes me doubt he'll be in this at all. A shame. Maybe I should use some of my time off over the summer to get Bockwinkel some appreciation.
 
I hear what you're saying about Big Dave. I agree with all of those points, but when it gets down to debate time (should these two end up against one another) then I will have a sound argument against Batista. I did like how you mentioned him having a good match with Taker who hasn't had one with a man like Batista in some time.
 
Not entirely sure how. If it's about Batista getting greater opprotunity to draw, not really. Batista's push was an accident and he simply clicked on top of the card in a way Jericho hasn't, despite countless chances to do so. If it's in regards to ring work, Jericho is highly overrated. He's a sloppy an oaf as Dave is charged with being who does well with fantastic opponents (Cena, Michaels, Punk, Benoit), but isn't someone you'd expect to see a middle-of-the-road worker rise to greatness against (post-2001 Triple H springs to mind; Edge, as well). At least Dave has his drawing ability to fall back on in a non-kayfabe argument. While I think Jericho is far better than Dave in the ring, he's a superior asset to no company and a life-long midcarder for a reason.

I know that won't be enough to say ring-work fanatics, but I need to play to the strengths Batista actually has. Not the ones I wish he did. And even without ring-work in his corner, I feel he has enough going for him to make for a convincing fight. Still, on ring-work happy message boards, like all of them, he'll always be an uphill battle.

I'm feeling mildy confrontational. My bad.
 

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