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Armbar & Jesus and Pals

Via Armbar

Has a pretty good dick.
Get to know me better. Im semi interesting. Ask me anything and tell me something about yourself.

And to whichever smartass is going to be first to come in and say ''but armbar nobody cares'' consider this a slap in your fucking face.

And yes it was a slap, I am comfortable enough with my level of machismo to slap another man.
 
Can you find me a copy of The Prelue by Wordsworth online, saving me a trip to the library?

The 1805 edition.
 
I need book 6.

But I'll just hit up the library tomorrow. Have to go to Campus as it is.

havent been there in a week.
 
Whats up Armbar? Is Shogun your favorite fighter or just the best Avatar you could find.

If not who is your favorite fighter?

Mines Big Nog, then Demain Maia right behind him.
 
Shogun is definitely my favorite LHW, but my favorite fighter of all time is Fedor I just didn't like the avatar he has.

My favorites in no particular order: Severn, Big Nog and Diet Nog, Chris Lytle, CroCop, Wandy, Henderson but there are alot of guys that I always like watching fight like Spencer Fisher, Stevenson and Hazelett.
 
Good list, The Nogs are classic,as is Severn, and Il be damned if Chirs Lylte isn't one of the greatest journymen ever only rivaling Horn for the title In my opinion. Stevenson, and Wandy are among some of my favorites too. I guess here is to Nog, Wandy, Cro Cop, Lytle and Stevenson cleaning house in Australia.
 
Only way I will be dissapointed is if Wandy or Nog lose, I just hate to see Nog lose as he is my favorite, and I am hoping very hard that Wandy will bring his game and get the W, he fucking deserves it, as good of a guy as he seems in person,and as badass as his legacy is, he just fucking deserves it, and there is no better opponent he could start on then Bisping. I also think that Stevenson losing to George S. would be pretty dissapointing as he is just getting momentum again.
 
Yeah it's like all of the heartache and worry I have about all of my Pride favorites all rolled into one card. Velasquez is a dangerous guy and will be a big test for Nog and the likewise, I will cry if Wandy loses again let alone to Bisping and CroCop was litereally close to suicide after his last loss, I can't stand to see him like that.

Either Lytle or Stevenson/Sotiropolous take fight of the night.
 
So how did you and miss hotness meet?


Did you see my post in the sexy times in public thread?

Do you like football?

Are you familure with Chico, California?
 
So how did you and miss hotness meet?


Did you see my post in the sexy times in public thread?

Do you like football?

Are you familure with Chico, California?

Me and my lovely met at a party some three years ago. I took her virginity that first night (something I didn't know until later) but we dated off and on for a couple months until we made it official. She's awesome and the first girlfriend i've ever had that was alos my bestest friend.

I saw your post in the thread and as everyone else said, it was amazing. We've obviously never met but your the kind of poster who's straightforward and real with their posts so you come across like just a real dude with awesome fucking stories about women.

I do like football, unfortunatly i'm a 49ers fan so I haven't had too much to be excited about in some time. I played TE in highschool until I broke an ankle and I had to retiyah.

Hell yeah i'm familiar with Chico. I had some buddies that went to school there and i'd visit on occasion. An incredible party town for sure.
 
Me and my lovely met at a party some three years ago. I took her virginity that first night (something I didn't know until later) but we dated off and on for a couple months until we made it official. She's awesome and the first girlfriend i've ever had that was alos my bestest friend.

That is fucking awesome. You remember your opening line?


thats the way to go man. Solid relationship with a hottie who is your best friend. Good stuff.


I saw your post in the thread and as everyone else said, it was amazing. We've obviously never met but your the kind of poster who's straightforward and real with their posts so you come across like just a real dude with awesome fucking stories about women.

Correct on both points. It gets no realer, and I do have many stories with the women folk. I was a bit of a leper in high school, who then became the monster I am now, so I was a bit, shall we say, irresponsible about how I handled the sudden influx of attention

I do like football, unfortunatly i'm a 49ers fan so I haven't had too much to be excited about in some time. I played TE in highschool until I broke an ankle and I had to retiyah.

I was born and raised a Niners fan man. I still wear my Frank Gore jersey every sunday, even though I live about 2 hours south of NY City haha.

I played in HS too, Linebacker and Running Back. Miss it like all get out. Had to RETAAAH becuase of my occupation


Hell yeah i'm familiar with Chico. I had some buddies that went to school there and i'd visit on occasion. An incredible party town for sure.

Tis were The NorCal is from. Hence the name. and the chest tattoos LOL
 
That is fucking awesome. You remember your opening line?

Ha honestly there wasn't one. We were just talking all night, she got wasted and being the gentleman I am, I had to go look outside for her when she wandered off and ended up getting some slurp outside the party house.


Correct on both points. It gets no realer, and I do have many stories with the women folk. I was a bit of a leper in high school, who then became the monster I am now, so I was a bit, shall we say, irresponsible about how I handled the sudden influx of attention

I was an odd man out in highschool too. I got super good grades so that set me apart enough, but I took advantage of the fact that I would never talk to 95% of those people again in my life, so some wierd shit went down on my behalf. One of the stories involves me taking a used maxipad out of the trashcan outside of their girls locker room and eating the contents in front of everyone. Obviously it was all staged and the ''contents'' were nothing more than tomato paste but still. Was fun.

I was born and raised a Niners fan man. I still wear my Frank Gore jersey every sunday, even though I live about 2 hours south of NY City haha.

I played in HS too, Linebacker and Running Back. Miss it like all get out. Had to RETAAAH becuase of my occupation


Yeah I had a dream of being a proffesional fighter for a long time and ended up totally fucking myself over in training, broke my ankle and now I can only stand for like 3 hours at a time.

Tis were The NorCal is from. Hence the name. and the chest tattoos LOL

It makes sooo much sense now ha, your so fucking Chico. That's awesome, if it wasn't so damn far from Ventura i'd go there way more often.
 
Armbar, you familiar with the city of Cincinnati? By that, I mean have you ever visited?

What's your favorite hockey team? Baseball? BASEketball?

Have you ever seen PCU?
 
Armbar, you familiar with the city of Cincinnati? By that, I mean have you ever visited?

What's your favorite hockey team? Baseball? BASEketball?

Have you ever seen PCU?

I have visited, probably about 15 years ago. I was 8 or maybe 9 and all I remember was the food. Awesome fucking food. We only stayed like 3 days, we had some friends there but we were in the middle of moving across country.

I'm a huge Red Wings fan. I don't follow hockey as much as I used to, same goes for most sports. Im a huge Phillies fan as well. My dad was a huge influence on which sports teams I grew up with and he was a Phillies freak. Oh and Beers all the way.
 
Which variation of the armbar do you fancy the most, or is your love for armbars because of someone submitting to the aforementioned submission hold?
 
Damn straight, we've got good food! Where else, outside of Germany, can you get good Goetta?

Also, no opinion on P.C.U.? Have you not seen it? David Spade, Jon Favereau, and Alex Dessert. Epic funniez.

Edit: You already answered. Yeah, Young Piven, young Favreau, and young Dessert. Semi-young Spade. It's been on HBO lately, and I recently fell back in love with it.
 
Saw you were a Cash fan. Didnt kmnow if u has ever taken note of the red letters beneath my User name.


I also dig Danzig and Teh Misfits. Not punk so much, but definately that band
 
Have you heard the new Cash album?

What's the favorite Misfits album?

What are your thoughts on Henry Rollins' spoken word?
 
Saw you were a Cash fan. Didnt kmnow if u has ever taken note of the red letters beneath my User name.


I also dig Danzig and Teh Misfits. Not punk so much, but definately that band

I'm a HUGE Cash fan. Every year on the anniversary of his death me and a couple friends drive 45 minutes to where his cabin is and camp out adn have some drinks.

You had me with Cash, but you own me with Danzig and The Misfits. If you've never heard it, find the song Thirteen. It was written by Glenn Danzig for Johnny Cash. I think it was used in the opening credits for The Hangover.
 

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