This place is dead for a WrestleMania weekend and I'm bored to fuck.
So as an avid Hulkamaniac, and a pretty vocal one at that, I have been the victim over the years of simply being a Hulk Hogan apologist.
I honestly thought it was a new thing. I was sure you were in the Hogan is Shit club with me until about 18 months ago. I figured you'd just remembered that you liked him as child so he couldn't be all bad.
Being a Hogan fan, pretty much is the kiss of death of being a member of a wrestling board.
That is where you're wrong. Times are a changin'. People are turning on the indy stuff, the Shelton Benjamins and the general overrated these days.
Why might you ask, well simple, because Hogan SuKs n OnLy NKws 5 muvs n Stff.
I'm sure he knows plenty.
For years I've read this nonsensical dribble, and always thought to myself, why in the hell does Steve Austin get a free pass from criticism.
Really?
Look around the internet, you'll be hard pressed to find anyone willing to go out of their way to bash the rattlesnake, and I ask, why.
That is true, but he's one of the only wrestlers like that who I don't feel is overrated.
We here it all the time, Hogan and Cena and their five moves of doom.
Not anymore with Cena you don't. Not much anyway.
I ask you, when Steve Austin was at his hottest, was he any different.
Yeah, he was intresting. Cena isn't and you were a child when you started watching Hogan.
You want to sum up a Steve Austin moveset during his prime of 98-99, I'll sum it up for you, Punch, Kick, Lou Thesz Press, Middle Finger, Stunner.
Chairshot. It's official, he has 6 moves.
Yeah, but he was wrestling Mick Foley. Something that Cena & Hogan never really did. We all know how awesome Foley is.
Steve Austin, after his neck injury, became a five trick pony just like everyone else that gets criticized,
Most wrestlers really only have 5 moves that you can remember. If anybody states a big long list then they're just nitpicking.
yet the Rattlesnake is above praise for doing the same exact thing.
It's because he was part of intresting angles. Cena really isn't and when Hogan was around he didn't really need them.
Oh, of course, Austin was a great technical wrestler, and I won't deny that before the neck injury.
Arm injury, Shocky. Arm injury. He wasn't much good in ECW and as The Ringmaster now was he.
But when people point to how great say an Andre or a Hogan were in Japan, it's often laughed at and dismissed, why?
Hogan was great, I'm yet to bother looking up Andre more than once. What I saw was abysmal.
I am an avid critic of Triple H,
Rightfully so.
most on here are critics of Hulk Hogan.
Not really a critic, I'm just not a fan.
Shawn Michaels has gotten his fair share as well,
But he's so boring.
yet Steve Austin has become the forgotten figure of backstage politics, why?
It's the Triple H hater effect, we only talk about things we see.
Steve Austin has destroyed the potential pushes of people that he thought was beneath him during his prime.
Beneath him is the key word here.
Kevin Kelly on these very forums spoke about the Main Event of Wrestlemania 15, and how Steve Austin blocked Mick Foley, a man that has given more to this business then almost anyone ever has,
Apart from a really catch T-Shirt slogan.
because Austin didn't want to share the spotlight, and didn't want to split the pay day.
I don't see the point in multi man Mania main events. Seems me and Austin think alike.
Later in that same year when the WWE was trying to build up newer stars, the politicking came out again.
Tell me more.
Billy Gunn was in the middle of a push, and creative was pushing hard for him to work a program with Steve Austin, yet Austin felt that gun was beneath him.
There's a moral here. I think it might be something to do with Austin being right.
Austin only wanted to work with established stars, hence why for the majority of Austin's main run threw 98-99, we got to see pretty much Austin vs. Foley, Undertaker, and McMahon, with a little of the Rock thrown in at the end, that's it. Why? Because Austin felt everyone else was beneath him.
They were though.
Fast forward just a few months later, and Vince Russo was pushing for Jeff Jarrett to be in the main event. But for some reason, Steve Austin vetoed that as well.
Because he was a career mid carder, maybe. He'd hardly shown any potential to be a headline act in the 10 years so so he'd been wrestling.
Why would a man like Steve Austin be afraid of being in a match with Jeff Jarrett, a former 6 time Intercontinental Champion at that point, petiness, that's why.
Maybe because it was beneath him. Undertaker should have put him over.
Steve Austin worked for Jeff Jarretts father in Memphis, a man that pushed Steve Austin like no other. What happened, While Austin was paying his do's in the business, he became jealous that the owners son was living a life better then his.
Where did he find the money for TNA?
God forbid that a person with the last name of Jarrett was more over in a territory that Austin wasn't established in yet.
He who laughs last, laughs loudest.
So what happens, Steve Austin sees an opportunity to screw Jarrett out of the Main Event spotlight and pay day, and vetoes this maneuver by creative.
The Rock could've put him over. Just like he did Billy Gunn & The Hurricane.
This ultimately led to Double J and Russo leaving the company.
Russo was leaving anyway and it probably worked out better for Double J. Every cloud and all that.
Then we get to Austin being injured, leaving the company, and he came back with some spots of brilliance, I won't deny that.
The more this goes on the more I lose intrest in Austin.
His match with Triple H at No Way Out 2001 was the best of his career post neck injury,
I prefer his match with The Rock at Mania.
but then you get to 2002 and Steve Austin begins to show his ass.
He should have teamed with Billy Gunn to get him over. I'd have called them Whoop Ass.
After disagreeing over the planned finish with Hulk Hogan at Mania,
That match that didn't happen?
Steve Austin no showed, I repeat, no showed the Raw after Mania.
Oh well, he didn't used to wrestle on post PPV Raw's anyway.
That's right, one of the highest rated Raws of the year traditionally,
He wasn't needed really was he.
and Austin no showed because he thought he was being treated right, even though he was supposed to have the match with Hogan in the first place.
Was Kevin Nash injured, I can't remember. That would've been a better match.
So Steve Austin bales on a scheduled appearance.
He was in character.
Austin comes back, and is put in a big feud with both the Undertaker, and Ric Flair, pretty much getting everything he asked for.
It wasn't very good.
The WWE brings back Eddie Guerrero to the company, to feud with Steve Austin.
I think they just bought him back because he was clean.
Mr. Veto is at it again, and decides that he is too big of a star to feud with the likes of an Eddie Guerrero.
He was.
Fast Forward yet another month, and a red hot rookie by the name of Brock Lesnar is set to get the push of a lifetime.
I think it's rewind not fast forward.
Creative yet again comes to Austin asking him to do the job, but Mr. Veto himself blocks this move yet again.
You can't say this wasn't one of his better ideas.
Brock Lesnar would go on to get the rub from guy slike Hogan, Flair, Rock, and the Undertaker,
The rub off The Undertaker? That was some serious HHH shit right there.
yet Steve Austin was somehow too good to do his job.
Too good to job on
RAW. Cena needs to adopt that stance.
So you know what happens, Steve Austin no showed raw, for the 2nd time in 2 months. That is criminal.
Have you never pulled a sickie?
So why does Steve Austin get a free pass where others like Hogan or Triple H get bashed repeatedly?
'Cus he's better than both, is my guess.
People can name you guys that Hogan gave the rub too,
Vote Beefcake.
Triple H has at least made Batista look good in the ring.
Those matches were shit and you won't be saying that when Triple H get's his revenge in feud number two.
So I ask you, who in the hell has Stone Cold Steve Austin ever made to look good besides an established star in the ring.
Debra.
What young up and comer did Steve Austin go out of his way for and make look good?
Billy Gunn. The Rock was better at selling that Austin ever was.
Steve Austin walked out of the company, not once, but twice.
He also only had one or two more matches.
The Ultimate Warrior to this day gets crucified by the IWC for holding McMahon hostage at Summerslam in 1991,
Nobody talks about that. He also doesn't like gays you know.
the IWC crucifies Jeff Jarrett for "Holding Hostage" the WWF for 300,000 for his out of contract IC title match with Chyna at No Mercy 1999.
250,000, I'm notpicking now.
Sounds like Mr. Veto screwed over somebody who's a bit of an aresehole.
Christian was out of contract in 2005, he showed up at Cyber Sunday for free. That match with Chyna looked like fun anyhow.
The difference being, Warrior and Jarrett still showed up,
For a fee. Austin did a fan signing two years a go for free after the promoter did a runner. Cool guy.
Steve Austin left everyone hanging, and failed the company and it's fans.
I'm still angry that nobody cut short Cena & HBK in London so I could see Orton vs. Edge.
Why does this man get a free pass?
Because more people can relate to him.
Steve Austin and his promos sucked.
Better than Cena's.
All the time you hear about guys rambling on, making no sense, cutting shit promos.
Orton is soooooooo dull.
Steve Austin was the king of shit promos.
Fans at them up, like Hogan.
The guy couldn't go more then a sentence without uttering the word ass, or hell, and when things got real tough, he'd flip the camera off.
It's why people prefer the Attitude Era to any other time in wrestling.
Way to go Steve, king of cheap heat.
Wait till TNA start having Brutus Magus call everybody a ''caant''.
So why does Steve Austin get a free pass when it comes to his piss poor mic work?
Because shit promos make cool shirts.
The guy made a career out of uttering blasphemy, yet he gets a free pass, why?
Because he's like verybody else. Except rich and muscular.
You read it all the time about people bashing wrestlers for what happens in their personal lives.
Booker T should still be in jail imo.
Bret Hart was a miserable family man,
The Harts never invited me round for tea.
Shawn Michaels was an asshole,
I object to the religious side of him more.
the Hogan family is screwed up.
Brooke seems well adjusted.
Yet Steve Austin is a wife beater, and he gets nothing for it.
Geeze Louise, it was the Attitude Era.
Hulk Hogan gets crucified for trying to consul his son in a private setting in what was supposed to be a private conversation between a son and a father, yet is recorded and exposed publically.
Yeah, and while we're at it that was an intimate moment between Chyna and X-Pac.
Hogan gets shit on all the time for that,
I've never seen it bought up.
yet Steve Austin gets nothing for beating his wife?
If Debra was attractive I'd have a real issue with it.
Why does Steve Austin get a free pass for being a 225 pound man that beats up his 120 pound wife?
Silicone is heavy as fuck. Add about 50lbs onto that 120 mister.
So I ask you, the IWC, the supporters of Austin 3:16, on the Weekend he is immortalized into the WWE Hall of Fame, why in the hell is it okay to bash every single other wrestler for what they do,
Because Orton is boring, HBK is boring, Triple H isn't feuding with THE Brian Kendrick and Chris Jericho is having a match against three old people.
yet everyone seemingly turns a blind eye to Stone Cold Steve Austin and his history of politicking behind the scenes and personal issues?
If only Hogan kept out of the spotlight. I blame Hogan Knows Best.
Why is it that everyone seems to turn a blind eye to this man, and criticize everyone else?
This post almost has as many question marks as a Y 2 Jake post.
Why does Steve Austin get a free pass when clearly he is a man that doesn't deserve it?
Probably because his status was cemented in 2003 and he hasn't done anything outside of wrestling to really mess with it since. Maybe.