5 reasons to push Ashley

[Hillman]

Let's get back to the 5 reasons to push Ashley subject.

Personally, I think that she shouldn't be pushed mainly because her wrestling ability is nowhere near the best female wrestlers in WWE. Even though she has big boobs and she's blonde, that doesn't mean that that's a reason to push her. When Trish started, she wasn't a good wrestler. Eventually, she improved. Give Ashley time to improve. She's already improved since her debut.

And by the way danmen001, Candice wasn't a pornstar. She acted in a show and in that show, she was naked and sat on a guy. That was all to it and that was the only time. If Candice is a pornstar because of that, then so is Angelina Jolie, since she was naked and had sex in the movie Gia.

 

[Murfish]

3) She sucks

4) She sucks

5) She sucks.

funny, but those are valid reasons to give her a few long hard pushes (2 not so subtle innuendoes)

 

[Wrestlefan73]

Ashley is the worst womens wrestler ever! WWE needs to have this list divas on raw and send the rest smackdown

Melina, Mickie James, Candice, Victoria, Natalya(we haven't seen much but her family tree makes me think she will be great), Beth Phoniex. If I'm forgetting someone talented let me know. But to my knowledge that list is as good as it gets for the Womans division

Don't forget Maria, Melina, Layla, Lena Yada, and bring back Shelly Martinez(Ariel). Not everybody prefers blondes!

 

[Danmen001]

Let's get back to the 5 reasons to push Ashley subject.

Personally, I think that she shouldn't be pushed mainly because her wrestling ability is nowhere near the best female wrestlers in WWE. Even though she has big boobs and she's blonde, that doesn't mean that that's a reason to push her. When Trish started, she wasn't a good wrestler. Eventually, she improved. Give Ashley time to improve. She's already improved since her debut.

And by the way danmen001, Candice wasn't a pornstar. She acted in a show and in that show, she was naked and sat on a guy. That was all to it and that was the only time. If Candice is a pornstar because of that, then so is Angelina Jolie, since she was naked and had sex in the movie Gia.

Well someone is awfully serious, take a chill pill. I was joking.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1. She has huge breasts.

Guys like breasts, therefore they like Ashley, therefore they like WWE.

2. She's a proven draw.

WrestleMania 23 was the highest grossing yet, who was in the Women's title match? Ashley, that's who.

3. The fans want her there.

They voted her in the WWE.

4. She's blonde.

Blondes are more marketable than brunettes.

5. She can wrestle.

Obviously she'll never be great because she's not a butch Japanese woman who's "Joshi" but she can still make it through a match.

I agree Luther.

Awww man, I thought this would be 5 reasons why to push Ashley... off a bridge.

1) Huge breasts?
-My 10th grade science teacher had a nice pair of knockers on her, but it doesn't make her champion material.

2) She's a proven draw?
-The only draw Ashley got out of WM was a huge laugh from the crowd with that horrid match she had.

3) The fans want her there?
-Of course they do? Who else are the heels going to beat the livid shit out of? Plus it's fun guessing when Ashley's next injury will happen since she seems to get one all the time.

4) She's blonde?
-So? Nicole Bass was blonde. Doesn't make her hot.

5) She can wrestle?
Yeah and seems to botch every move she does when she "wrestles". Nice laugh!

To be serious though, Ashley needs alot of work. Her as champion would be a mistake. Joking aside and everything, but she's not ready. You don't give the title to someone because they're hot. Don't dare say they do it all the time as they don't. Candice got it last year because she improved and WWE needed a new top face on RAW and Candice was next after Mickie so she got it. They didn't give her the belt because her boobs popped out of her shirt. If that was the case, she would've been champ a long time ago. Let Mickie and Candice run RAW's women's division as the top faces right now.

Too many people stereotype WWE's women's division. Most every champion has been more then qualified to hold the title, minus Debra, the Kat, etc. But that was a whole different time period though.

So there's my rant.

Ashely is shit but Candice is awesome? Lol.

 

[Gelgarin]

6. She has sex with people for money.

Us guys love to feel that we're in with a shot; and Ashley just became WWE's most accessable diva.

The aforementioned comments regarding world wrestling entertainment diva Ashley Messaro are a comedic and subjective extrapolation based upon secondary, here say evidence and should in no manner be taken as fact regarding the aforementioned individual.

 

[Slim Pickns]

3) The fans want her there?
-Of course they do? Who else are the heels going to beat the livid shit out of? Plus it's fun guessing when Ashley's next injury will happen since she seems to get one all the time.

To be serious though, Ashley needs alot of work. Her as champion would be a mistake. Joking aside and everything, but she's not ready. You don't give the title to someone because they're hot. Don't dare say they do it all the time as they don't. Candice got it last year because she improved and WWE needed a new top face on RAW and Candice was next after Mickie so she got it. They didn't give her the belt because her boobs popped out of her shirt. If that was the case, she would've been champ a long time ago. Let Mickie and Candice run RAW's women's division as the top faces right now.

You are going to make fun of Ashley for getting injured often then praise Candice who stayed healthy for half a match after her return from an injury she substained simply because she's not a properly trained wrestler?

Seriously though, I don't know why Ashley gets all the shit she does. Sure she sucks at wrestling, but so do most of the other Divas. Sure, she's mostly just a pair of great boobs, but so are most of the other divas. Bottom Line- Ashley works for what the WWE wants out of her.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Gelgarin: Ashley is an accessible Diva cuz she is ugly as fuck. On the Diva scale. If not for being famous, I wouldnt heisitate for a second to approach her.

FACT

Slim: Ashley is PARTICULARLY laborious and pathetic in the ring. Barely above Layla and Maria in the pathetic bucket.

 

[Slim Pickns]

And yet, how many times do we get people calling for Kelly, Layla, or Maria to be fired? not nearly as many as Ashley. I'm just saying a lot of people call for Ashley's head, then praise the likes of Kelly Kelly, who is an embarrassment to women everywhere, and Candice who is just as bad but still pushed.

I've heard more people say Kelly should be champ instead of fired. Why the double standard is all I'm asking.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

*raises hand*

has called for the firings, of all three. you know what, scratch that. dont fire them, use them in other ways. Just for fucks sake, keep them from competeing in wrestling matches, please

 

[Bernkastel]

And yet, how many times do we get people calling for Kelly, Layla, or Maria to be fired? not nearly as many as Ashley. I'm just saying a lot of people call for Ashley's head, then praise the likes of Kelly Kelly, who is an embarrassment to women everywhere, and Candice who is just as bad but still pushed.

I've heard more people say Kelly should be champ instead of fired. Why the double standard is all I'm asking.

because people are stupid, they have no idea what they want, and they have no idea what their talking about

 

[Mighty NorCal]

because people are stupid, they have no idea what they want, and they have no idea what their talking about

!!!!!!!

repped!!! SIGGED!!!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

well attempted rep...damn this spread it around shiz....I owe you .....

 

[Slim Pickns]

because people are stupid, they have no idea what they want, and they have no idea what their talking about

This falls under the funny cause its true category. A poster calling for a Kelly Kelly push automatically makes me think they are 13. The whole reason they want her to be champion is because they have *********ed to pictures of here in short shorts. Sadly, that makes her qualified in the eyes of WWE.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

and sadly makes that poster unqualified to *********e.

becuase Kelly Kelly has no ass. Shame to that poster.

 

[Slim Pickns]

You know who has ass? Angel Williams aka Angelina Love.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

You know who has ass?

BETH GOSH DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN PHEONIX *passes out*

Angel Williams aka Angelina Love.

*regains conciousness*

Im unfamilure.

 

[Gelgarin]

You know who has ass? Angel Williams aka Angelina Love.

I really thought you were going to say Awsome Kong for a momant.

 

[xmoshx]

i dont think ashley is ugly shes not OMG hot either shes decent lookin but i wouldnt want her wit the women's title at all she doesnt get the crowd reaction that mickie james get when she comes out her pop is crazy her in ring is ok at best and her pic work sucks

 

[Slim Pickns]

BETH GOSH DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN PHEONIX *passes out*



*regains conciousness*

Im unfamilure.

Beth is hot. You better get familiar with Angel Williams from TNA. She's as hot as they come.

I really thought you were going to say Awsome Kong for a momant.

Her too. Did you see her boobs at BFG 07? That was sexy.

 

[xmoshx]

BETH GOSH DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN PHEONIX *passes out*



*regains conciousness*

Im unfamilure.

backed on the beth comment

 

[Mighty NorCal]

i dont think ashley is ugly

you have never seen her up close

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Beth is hot. You better get familiar with Angel Williams from TNA. She's as hot as they come.

would require me becoming familure with TNA. So thats a no-go on that one

 

[Slim Pickns]

would require me becoming familure with TNA. So thats a no-go on that one

Thats for the better in the long run. She used to train with one of my friends so I have met her before. She a total sweetheart, plus BOMBSHELL hot.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

who the fuck HAVENT you met Slim, you fucker LOL