2012 Debater's League: Smack Talk and General Discussion Thread

[¡Roján!]

Hatehabs is going to get his skinny fat-ass debated on until it's bone.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I don't mind I wasn't selected as a judge, but I would have probably entered as a debater had I known in advance.

There's still one spot left open I think.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I will have all 15 of you know you aren't going to be able to walk all over me like I know some of you think you will.

I am fairly intelligent and whoever goes up against me will find the hard way I am not a push over

I believe this. I think we'll be in for a surprise with you. Which is why I'd love to take you on for the fun, but I wouldn't 'cos I genuinely don't think I'll get anywhere.

 

[CH David]

I'm putting all you fucks on notice (No exception because I don't bold names like a little bitch): Last year, I just wanted to debate Tenta because that was the guy at the time (for me). This year, I'm out for the whole thing. I don't even care if we have to debate IWA Mid-South: The months between March-May circa 2005.



You're welcome. And once D-Man comes barging in wit the trophy and gives it to me via rep, huge amounts of reach-arounding on threads somewhere and praise from my peers (not you lowly knaves), you will see that I'm not a bad poster, I'm just lazy as shit.

Say goodbye to healthy taints, you kumquats!

That is some trash talk. Love it.

 

[Mr. Steve]

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More to come.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I'm looking forward to tomorrows opening debate.

 

[D-Man]

There's still one spot left open I think.

No there is not. Judges and participants have been chosen. So, everyone, please stop telling others that spots are open.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Is there a definite time for the start of tomorrow's debate? Also, how will it be going, 'cos I guess its not a For/Against debate?

 

[D-Man]

Is there a definite time for the start of tomorrow's debate? Also, how will it be going, 'cos I guess its not a For/Against debate?

Ugh...

Ok, sign up for the 2012 Debater's League is officially closed.

Now, since this tournament is only going to work if the brackets are filled properly, we need 16 total debaters. Since we have 18, it looks like everyone is going to get a pre-show glimpse of how this all works. Can we say, "Triple-Threat Debate"??

The final three entrants (Mitch Hennessey, Johnny Gunnz, and IHW) are going to take part in a preliminary three-way debate for the final spot in the tournament. The debate will begin this Friday at 4pm EST in the new Debater's League section on the forum.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Is there a definite time for the start of tomorrow's debate? Also, how will it be going, 'cos I guess its not a For/Against debate?

It'll consist of this:

Topic: Can Mr. Steve beat the moral fortitude out of CP Munk and send him back to prison?

Answer: Yes

Why: Because fuck you.

The person that wins this debate instantly gains favor with me because I'm like a Caesar up in this bitch (except the stab and kill part. I don't want the stab and kill part.)

Ides of March, motherfucker!

Spoiler

 

[Johnny Scumm]

It'll consist of this:

Topic: Can Mr. Steve beat the moral fortitude out of CP Munk and send him back to prison?

Answer: Yes

Why: Because fuck you.

The person that wins this debate instantly gains favor with me because I'm like a Caesar up in this bitch (except the stab and kill part. I don't want the stab and kill part.)

Ides of March, motherfucker!

Uhm, what?

 

[Mr. Steve]

Uhm, what?

 

[The Talon]

I will fuck all you in the ass without lube. That is, until the 3rd round comes & I get my ass handed to me by some 6-year veteran.

 

[D-Man]

Click -> 2012 Debater's League: Rules and Regulations

 

[Mr. Steve]

I will fuck all you in the ass without lube. That is, until the 3rd round comes & I get my ass handed to me by some 6-year veteran.

It's not going to take that long, my good fellow.

 

[D-Man]

This should help things along nicely...

http://challonge.com/tournament/bracket_generator

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I've entered all the names into the Generator & I've chosen IHW as the winner of the Triple Threat, lets see how this unfolds. Our first rounds would be...

Killjoy vs CP Munk
Interesting one here already and I'd probably have my ass handed to me.

deanerandterry vs Talon
No way Talon would win, sorry.

hatehabsforever vs Dirty Jose
This should be good, couldn't pick a winner.

nightmare vs Milenko
Milenko could pip this.

Aweome_Miz vs Rohan
Rohan all the way.

The Rattlesnake vs Mr Steve
Rattlesnake for me here, he shouldn't disappoint.

Pancake vs Stormtrooper
I couldn't really pick, but if I had to, I'd say that Pancake might take it by a nose.

Paralyzer Z vs IHW
Managing to make it into the tournament, IHW progresses to round two!

At least all the losers can carry on if we run a double elimination, which I assume we are.

 

[D-Man]

I've entered all the names into the Generator & I've chosen IHW as the winner of the Triple Threat, lets see how this unfolds. Our first rounds would be...

Killjoy vs CP Munk
Interesting one here already and I'd probably have my ass handed to me.

deanerandterry vs Talon
No way Talon would win, sorry.

hatehabsforever vs Dirty Jose
This should be good, couldn't pick a winner.

nightmare vs Milenko
Milenko could pip this.

Aweome_Miz vs Rohan
Rohan all the way.

The Rattlesnake vs Mr Steve
Rattlesnake for me here, he shouldn't disappoint.

Pancake vs Stormtrooper
I couldn't really pick, but if I had to, I'd say that Pancake might take it by a nose.

Paralyzer Z vs IHW
Managing to make it into the tournament, IHW progresses to round two!

At least all the losers can carry on if we run a double elimination, which I assume we are.

Please don't do this... you're going to confuse everyone into thinking these are the real brackets.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Please don't do this... you're going to confuse everyone into thinking these are the real brackets.

Woops. Apologies, I just used that thingy you posted up to create some.

GUYS THEY AREN'T THE REAL BRACKETS.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I've entered all the names into the Generator & I've chosen IHW as the winner of the Triple Threat, lets see how this unfolds.

That's quite a bold assumption, considering Mitch is one of the 3.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

That's quite a bold assumption, considering Mitch is one of the 3.

I just picked a name at random as if the generator itself were picking.

 

[D-Man]

That's quite a bold assumption, considering Mitch is one of the 3.

It's so tough for me not to post my opinions on any of the matchups.

So... fucking... tough.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I hope nobody thinks I would be biased. Except when it comes to HHF. He's going down if I have anything to say about it.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

It's so tough for me not to post my opinions on any of the matchups.

So... fucking... tough.

I'd love to see them though.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Pancake vs Stormtrooper
I couldn't really pick, but if I had to, I'd say that Pancake might take it by a nose.

At least all the losers can carry on if we run a double elimination, which I assume we are.

Dude, I'd smother Pancake in Maple Syrup, digest him, and shit him out.

Then Pancake would come all the way back through the losers bracket because he is a quality poster, and Stormtrooper vs. Pancake will be the final to end all finals. Of which, I will destroy Pancake. I won't do the maple syrup and digestion thing because that'd be pretty gross.