2012 Debater's League: Smack Talk and General Discussion Thread

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Oh, and Stormtrooper vs. DirtyJose is going to be the best debate, I think. That's not saying I believe they're the best guys in this thing. Maybe they are, maybe they aren't, but they're both pitbulls.
 
I hope to God Mitch wins it.

The debate that's for tomorrow, I mean. Not the WHOLE debate league. That's just for me.

Just some clarification.
 
Looks like Mitch will be my biggest challenge tomorrow. Good luck Mitch. You will need it.
 
Step One: Denial

I've decided to slowly bring you across the five steps of grief during this debate:

Sure, y'all are thinking that I'm that guy that can get run over (stormtrooper) or will be quite easily to debate with or think y'all have a good chance at debating with and decided to bold me on mock brackets(CP Munk). But you will realize that, like the slow grip of chlamydia on a cool November morning, I am quite poetic. I take long walks on the beach, I give money to hobo-tastic children beneath the freeways (in exchange for spying on people) and lastly, I will always, ALWAYS tip the waitress. But my debating skill are said to be as swift as coursing river or as the hurried pee of a scared woman after a one-night stand. They are as powerful as Norcal's roar of rage when he can't pump iron. They are as insane as Ultimate Warrior and Iron Shiek combines (I've checked) and lastly, they will fuck you up worse than inhaling ether.

In short, and I am in my most classiest as I post this up, the rest of you debaters are treated to this:

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Yours in posterity, Me....your taint slicer, your doer. Mr. Steve
 
I just want all potential opponents to know that I am incredibly stupid, waffle under pressure, and am afraid of confrontation.

For the record, this is my first official debate of any kind, so I may make an ass of myself, I may not... but I will be giving it my best!

Now... Who's ready for a public raping?
 
Step One: Denial

I've decided to slowly bring you across the five steps of grief during this debate:

Sure, y'all are thinking that I'm that guy that can get run over (stormtrooper) or will be quite easily to debate with or think y'all have a good chance at debating with and decided to bold me on mock brackets(CP Munk). But you will realize that, like the slow grip of chlamydia on a cool November morning, I am quite poetic. I take long walks on the beach, I give money to hobo-tastic children beneath the freeways (in exchange for spying on people) and lastly, I will always, ALWAYS tip the waitress. But my debating skill are said to be as swift as coursing river or as the hurried pee of a scared woman after a one-night stand. They are as powerful as Norcal's roar of rage when he can't pump iron. They are as insane as Ultimate Warrior and Iron Shiek combines (I've checked) and lastly, they will fuck you up worse than inhaling ether.

In short, and I am in my most classiest as I post this up, the rest of you debaters are treated to this:

IASIP-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-1381251-512-384.jpg


Yours in posterity, Me....your taint slicer, your doer. Mr. Steve

[QUOTE="The Living Legend" Johnny Gunnz;3776720]Not only will I not use lube on your ass, I'm throwing on the sandpaper condom... just for you![/QUOTE]

This is what I thought after I read both.

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Then because it was trash talk I imagined them both saying this.

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Tell ya what D-Man, if a judge pulls out or you need another, I'll say yes should you ask. Your welcome.
 
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