2012 Debater's League: Smack Talk and General Discussion Thread

[D-Man]

You guys had better get your big boy pants on. I have low expectations for many of you and I run these things to be impressed.

So impress me.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I can't help but think my name is on that list

 

[DirtyJosé]

I can't help but think my name is on that list

Actually, you're one of my favorites in the first round.

 

[GI Cake]

You guys had better get your big boy pants on. I have low expectations for many of you and I run these things to be impressed.

So impress me.

Can I just persuade you instead?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Actually, you're one of my favorites in the first round.

That's a huge compliment and I promise not to disappoint

 

[D-Man]

Veteran posters are on my radar. It's the guys I know nothing about that need to step it up.

 

[The Talon]

Honestly, no-one really gives a fuck about me or my debating skills, so i'll just try to be the underdog of this tourney.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Honestly, no-one really gives a fuck about me or my debating skills, so i'll just try to be the underdog of this tourney.

dude just do the best you can. Quite a few unknown posters have joined this thing and went on to tear the roof off.

D-Man (or someone) can correct me but Nick was one of those unknowns before he joined a few years ago.

 

[The Talon]

I've heard about Nick's win & subsequent heel turn. Anyways, I hope I get a topic "Can ROH beat TNA as the #2 promotion in America?" or something like that. I'm at my best when i'm debating like the really big topics/issues in wrestling.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

D-Man (or someone) can correct me but Nick was one of those unknowns before he joined a few years ago.

Unknown, but better than most. I don't see any unknowns in this thing being better than Mitch or Stormy.

I've heard about Nick's win & subsequent heel turn.

Shut up and debate.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Unknown, but better than most. I don't see any unknowns in this thing being better than Mitch or Stormy.

Glad I'm not unknown

 

[IHW]

Damn. . . all this makes me wish i was still in it.

 

[The Talon]

Shut up and debate.

Hey, I'm just going by what Pancake's said about this whole thing.


But yeah. Official underdog of the 2012 WrestleZone Debate League Championship Tournament - The Talon. There's a small chance I could win the whole thing, but that's a hell of a lot better than no chance.

 

[D-Man]

Damn. . . all this makes me wish i was still in it.

Just for the record, all of this moaning and groaning isn't going to make me change my mind and include you so you could give it a rest.

Secondly, well, that's all I had to say.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

D-Man, telling it like it is since 2009

 

[Miko]

True, but quicker responses also get you points on punctuality and my opponent may benefit from living in a better time zone.

But I guess I should have raised this point earlier. I have not been on WZF much lately so I probably missed it. No worries.

Nah, I always saw the punctuality point as something to be lost, as in, as long as you werent late at all you'd get at least half the point depending on whether your opponent was late or not, there were too many rushed posts trying to get that point by being the first to reply. I know what I am talking about, I was the best judge in the world.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Veteran posters are on my radar. It's the guys I know nothing about that need to step it up.

Actually, I always saw it the other way. Veterans have more to lose, that is if they care about such things. Being a new poster doesn't mean you aren't capable of debating the "greats".

 

[Mr. Steve]

Ahh yes, a D-Man vs. Stormtrooper debate would be one for the ages.

No, it wouldn't.

Step 2: Anger

And so, as D-Man's brackets have come forth, All the debaters have either manned up and started sharpening their teeth or simply heading for the hills. Not in the case of the debate I am assigned to, of course. Is it the lack of posting on my behalf? Perhaps. Is it the lack of engaging on the spam section? Could be. All I know is that, it's not about the post count, just what went on in those posts.

Nightmare, I will fuck you up so good and hard that I won't even get post-coital sensation. I will quite possibly get after your head so fast, you'll realize you got skullfucked a post in.

Your ass better pray that you get first pick and that you know what you're fucking doing. And by the time I'm done with you, you'll be bitching and whining to the judges about what just happened.

Hugs and kisses, Mr. Steve

 

[GI Cake]

Dear CP Munk,

Bring the Syrup.

Love, Pancake.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

^ That's good.

Also, with the debate going up at 8pm over here, if I was to be chosen to go first & I didn't know 'til the next morning, what happens with the punctuality mark? It's more an overall thing right?

 

[CH David]

^ That's good.

Also, with the debate going up at 8pm over here, if I was to be chosen to go first & I didn't know 'til the next morning, what happens with the punctuality mark? It's more an overall thing right?

Each poster has 24 hours to respond. If you don't post within 24 hours it affects punctuality, and possibly your right to choose. Not sure how D feels in that regard.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Each poster has 24 hours to respond. If you don't post within 24 hours it affects punctuality, and possibly your right to choose. Not sure how D feels in that regard.

It's not that I won't respond, it's the fact that I might be a bit slower than Pancake due to possibly being in bed, depending on when he posts.

 

[nightmare]

No, it wouldn't.

Step 2: Anger

And so, as D-Man's brackets have come forth, All the debaters have either manned up and started sharpening their teeth or simply heading for the hills. Not in the case of the debate I am assigned to, of course. Is it the lack of posting on my behalf? Perhaps. Is it the lack of engaging on the spam section? Could be. All I know is that, it's not about the post count, just what went on in those posts.

Nightmare, I will fuck you up so good and hard that I won't even get post-coital sensation. I will quite possibly get after your head so fast, you'll realize you got skullfucked a post in.

Your ass better pray that you get first pick and that you know what you're fucking doing. And by the time I'm done with you, you'll be bitching and whining to the judges about what just happened.

Hugs and kisses, Mr. Steve

Frankly, it dosent matter which pick I get. I know a great deal about many topics so dont worry, you will have plenty to read. Your response to my posts will have to be top notch if you want to beat me kid. Question is, are you ready?...


You seem to know alot about skull-fucking, but that seems to be the extent of your talent. So, you already lose the intimidation factor. After that what do you really have left? You might dazzle others into cowering in the corner with your verbal rape forts that you call posts, but you dont worry me.


My advice- do some homework. Watch whatever you can get your hands on. Chances are, I have already seen it. Read as many biographies, articles and history as you can because I have already read them. If I dont know about it, I will and absorb more of it than you can.


Get a good look at him now folks- because Mr. Steve is taking a trip to the losers bracket with a sore ass and a shirt that reads "I just got raped at Nightmares' funhouse"

Oh, and dont forget your complimentary fried chicken on the way out....

 

[CH David]

It's not that I won't respond, it's the fact that I might be a bit slower than Pancake due to possibly being in bed, depending on when he posts.

This is for everyone.

DO NOT GET HUNG UP ON PUNCTUALITY!! YES IT'S IMPORTANT BUT DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT MORE THAN MAKING THE BEST ARGUMENT YOU CAN WITH CLARITY AND INFORMATION!! IF YOU DO, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!

If you're going to be late but have a great argument, you may get two points instead of one. If you want to squeeze it in but it sucks, you may get one point instead of two or three. It's pretty clear which you should go with.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I need to modify my sig from last year...

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