FunKay the Inevitable
People Like Me, We Don't Play
LAST NIGHT!
Cashing In
He Has Risen
IT'S OVER 9000!
Gang Warfare
Another Streak Ends
The Best of the Rest
The Post Mania Question-a-thon!
How will the World Heavyweight Championship picture shape up after the conclusion of WrestleMania last night?Cashing In
Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns was a brutal main event. It was hard hitting filled with blood, sweat and a few tears. It, frankly, stole the show. And then, as both men lay, brutalised, prone in the ring, a familiar (generic rock) theme played. Cue Seth Rollins to cash-in, to make it a triple threat and, after a brief foray to Curb Stomp his old buddy Roman Reigns to steal one and become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion for the first time in his career.
He Has Risen
After all the taunting, after all the provoking, after all the build and the mind games, after all of that, a certain Phenom rose from the dead to stand toe-to-toe with his modern contemporary, Bray Wyatt. After all was said and done, the Undertaker made a triumphant return to the ring to make his WrestleMania record 22-1.
IT'S OVER 9000!
Stephanie McMahon sure loves the sound of her shrill voice, don't she? Triple H sure loves self-promotion, don't he? Well the Rock sure loves layin' the smack-down and Ronda freaking Rousey loves to kill bitches. What followed was a fun (if not overly long) tease at a mixed tag blockbuster.
Gang Warfare
Speaking of Triple H, he had a match last night against one Sting in the latter's WrestleMania debut. it was an overbooked, Attitude Era throwback where the result was, at the least questionable as after DX and nWo related interference, the Game smashed a sledgehammer off the Stinger's face for a 1...2...3...
Another Streak Ends
Riding in on a tank (a fucking tank folks), Rusev had already won the hearts of many last night. Unfortunately for him, he did not win the war with John Cena. Using the power of 'Murica, Cena overcame the Bulgarian Brute and became the United States Champion for the first time in 10 years.
The Best of the Rest
YEStlemania retuned as Daniel Bryan claimed his first IC title after a car crash of a ladder match with six others. Randy Orton cast Seth Rollins into orbit (only long enough for the latter to return at the show's conclusion as seen above) as Orton went back to the future with his attire. AJ Lee and Paige formed an undefeated team as the conquered the Bella's. The Big Show's win in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal was overshadowed by the turn of Damien Mizdow on his employer the Miz. And finally, the Swiss Superman and the Cat Lovin' Canuck retained their tag titles in a chaotic fourway. Think that's all...
The Post Mania Question-a-thon!
Will someone be welcomed to Suplex City, bitch?
Can Daniel Bryan and John Cena bring prestige to their new championship belts?
How many times will Triple H, Stephanie and the rest of the Authority remind us they're great?
Is there a future in WWE (beside the obvious) for Sting?
Will the Divas continue to get a chance?
Who can we sexpect to see make their main roster debut's?
Oh and a certain fella' is set to make his grand return!
All this and more live, tonight on Monday Night Raw!