* PYRO * * PYRO * * PYRO * * PYRO * * PYRO * The lights go off in the arena as the music of Wren hits. Copeland: An unexpected start to the show. Cohen: Exactly Seabass, she should be on Ascension this week. Plus what's she going to say? Nothing, likely. Copeland: I assume she's reiterating what she said last week. Let's take a look a few weeks ago when she defeated Titus Avison on Meltdown: Cohen: Yes but can she do it twice on a night? I doubt it. The spotlight comes on and you can see Wren, however something seems a bit off. Either way a loud Wren chant breaks out. Copeland: She's....not moving? The lights come on to the arena to reveal it's not Wren but a cardboard cut out being carried by non other than... Cohen: Ah yes! Our Champion is here. A not my champ chant breaks out as Titus Avison carries the cardboard cut-out of Wren to the ring. Once in the ring Titus is handed a microphone and sets Wren pride of place in the centre. Copeland: After 10 years he still fails to surprise me. Titus: Ladies and Gentlemen of Denver, I need no introduction but for 595 days I have been YOUR EURASIAN CHAMPION. The crowd boo heavily but Titus jumps up in celebration with a lap around the ring celebrating to himself. Titus: Now I am here to introduce you to my opponent for Gold Rush. Her name is Wren, and she's very shy. Titus makes a face like a child being shy and then holds the microphone to the cut-out, nothing is said. Titus: So Wren, how do you feel about our match? Stay quiet if you think you will lose. The cut-out obviously does not reply as the crowd boo again. Titus chuckles to himself. Titus: Say Wren, stay silent if you want to go on a date with Randy Studd. Again silence. Titus: Well done Randy. I got you a date, but I'll see you in the ring later tonight. The crowd are really not liking Avison and starts a “Titus fears Wren” chant. Titus: Now now, let's not get silly Broncos. So Wren, please stay silent if you wish for me to show the full crowd what you look like unmasked! Titus goes towards the cardboard cut-out and begins to pull at the face, it's obvious that the mask is stuck on with Velcro. The crowd suddenly start to cheer and Avison and the camera turn to the turnbuckle to reveal Wren. She walks down to the ring with purpose. Titus throws the cardboard cut-out in her general direction and exits the ring at the other side. Titus: SECURITY! SECURITY! She's not even on this show this week. Get rid of her! Copeland: What a coward. Cohen: Oh come on, he'd have done the same if it was Tony Manicni who came down because he's also on Ascension. Just cementing the shows. The security come down to ringside and Wren agrees to leave with them without security forcing her back. The Titus fears Wren chants start up again as Titus enters the ring. Titus: Records, my friends, are supposed to be broken. Like that time when the Denver Broncos had lost four Superbowls but then in 1997 they won! Victorious! Heroes! The crowd aren't too sure how to react to this with a mixture of applause and boos. Titus: Just like me, I was written off. A Five time Oscar Winner. A former Elite Openweight champions. A two time World Champion. YOUR EurAsian champion! They said I couldn't do it. That the reign of you know who could not be overtaken. I have beaten him in the amount of days I've held this for. I've beaten him in the amount of defenses I had and now I am officially the longest champion in fed history by the amount of shows I held it for. So with that and my 10 year anniversary in mind I've decided to do something special. With the lack of Vance Bateman I have decided that tonight will be.... Titus points up and a banner drops down “Titus Avison appreciation night” balloons fall down to the ring with confetti. The crowd are livid. Cohen: Yes! Seabass did you see that?! Finally. Copeland: I said it earlier, he never fails to surprise me. Titus: So let's go back, the year is 2007 and I am in WZCW. The thing is I took it by the horns and decided to run with it. Brick by brick by brick I built this city and it's for that reason you need to appreciate me. I. Built. This. City. Titus freezes in the ring at this familiar music and drops his microphone in shock. Cohen: No! Not him. Copeland: The only man to have a bigger ego than Titus and by goodness I am glad to see him. The music plays, half the crowd cheer knowing who it is. An “Assassin” chant starts to fill the arena. A Ferrari pulls through the side of the ramp. The music keeps playing as the chant gets louder. A well known figure steps outside the car and the place goes nuts. Harrys: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome...Chuck Myles! Myles: Now now, we all know who built this “city” and it definitely wasn't you. The crowd eat every word that Myles says as he makes his way to the ring. Titus: What, the hell, are you doing in MY ring? SECURITY! Myles: Your ring? Titus, have you gotten too big for your boots? You'll find this is my ring. Titus: How? Myles: I thought you'd never ask. See I was sitting in Cancun enjoying myself and I got a phone call. It was Mr. Banks, he notified me that Vance Bateman was out of action. He offered me a substantial sum of money to return as General Manager of Meltdown. So here I am, right here in Denver! Titus stomps round the ring like a petulant child. Titus: But this is my night! Myles: Not any more. Titus Avison appreciation night is cancelled. Get out my ring and get ready for your match tonight. The crowd start laughing as Avison storms out. As he's walking out a team of janitors rush down to clean the ring. The banner falls to the floor. Myles is stood in the ring with Titus now at the top by the entrance. Myles: My first act as General Manager? At the WZCW 10 year anniversary show we'll be bringing back King For A Day. The crowd pop heavily at this. Myles: Qualifiers will be announced in due course but this will be with a twist. The winner of King For A Day can go for ANY title they wish including the World title! The crowd pop again as the camera catches Titus storming off backstage he says to the camera “At least he didn't steal my cake”. Cohen: Well aside from ruining Titus' night King For a Day is a huge welcome back to WZCW. Copeland: Not only that but Bateman has been replaced as General Manager by Chuck Myles. A huge start to Meltdown already! Myles: I'm back!