Coco Answers Wrestling Questions

[Coco]

What would you do with AJ Styles after his current storyline?

TV Champion.

Who wins at MITB Punk or Bryan?

Punk. I think. Could go either way.

Favourite Bound For Glory?

In spite of the tag title stuff, 2007. Though the last couple years have been pretty good overall as well.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Thoughts on Joey Ryan?

 

[Coco]

He cracks me up.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Choose a permanent Raw GM. Go on - choose.

 

[Coco]

Sting.

 

[Remix]

Have you watched new NXT at all? If so, what are your thoughts on it?

Goofiest name you've seen in wrestling?

Kurt Angle's best theme?

 

[Coco]

Have you watched new NXT at all? If so, what are your thoughts on it?

I watched the first and thought it was passable. I stopped giving a fuck part way through the second episode. I don't think much of the show, but I'll give it another shot once they get all the introductions out of their system and decide they want to get down to business.

Goofiest name you've seen in wrestling?

CUJO The Hellhound. Thank you, PWI 500.

Kurt Angle's best theme?

His classic WWE theme.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Has there ever been any program featured in any promotion that you found to be in bad taste or are you not a pussy?

 

[Coco]

I remember thinking that Randy Orton telling Rey that Eddie was in hell just months after his passing was poor form. And then I grew up.

 

[Nate DaMac]

That one did catch me off guard a bit.

So Vince claiming superiority over God or insulting JR didn't matter to you either? Or Cole saying things about King's dead mom?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Does it strike you as odd that Ted DiBiase (original, not shit) said he found Vince wrestling God was fine but Austin 3:16 was in poor taste?

 

[Coco]

That one did catch me off guard a bit.

So Vince claiming superiority over God or insulting JR didn't matter to you either? Or Cole saying things about King's dead mom?

Vince's relationship with God doesn't mean a thing to me. And the Cole-Lawler thing was last year. At this stage in my life, that didn't phase me at all.

Does it strike you as odd that Ted DiBiase (original, not shit) said he found Vince wrestling God was fine but Austin 3:16 was in poor taste?

I find it odder that you think Ted Jr is shit.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Level of excitement for Destination X tonight?

 

[Coco]

Level of excitement for Destination X tonight?

Moderate. I'm not terribly excited about wrestling at the moment, but the bulk of my waning enthusiasm is for TNA.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I find it odder that you think Ted Jr is shit.

I liked him for the entirety of his two matches with Randy Orton, but that t-shirt is enough to kill my enthusiasm for any wrestler.

 

[Coco]

As someone who wants so badly to continue being a Christian fan, I know how you feel.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Biggest pet peeve during wrestling story lines?

Hi Coco <3 <3 <3

 

[Coco]

Biggest pet peeve during wrestling story lines?

Hi Coco <3 <3 <3

Hi Wicked.

I hate when a storyline is designed simply to hype an EPIC match by the standards of the internet or coasts on a wrestler's reputation for quality or his legacy. That kind of self-indulgent hype really turns me off. Triple H and Taker talking about how their match will be the end of an era and so forth would be an example. There was some fresh storytelling there, but it was buried under a mountain of crap.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Worst wrestling cliche?

 

[Coco]

The alleged grandeur of big events always gets a chuckle out of me. Not sure if that answer will satisfy you though. If not, I'll give it another go.

I'm also not fond of commentators talking up a guy on a push by saying he's different, more intense, more focused, etc. I know they need to get him over, but hearing it as often as we do seems pretty dire.

 

[Mr. Book This Section]

What was your favourite PPV of 2001?

 

[Coco]

No Way Out. I think. Lots of good stuff that year. Could have easily given the nod to Mania, the Rumble, or No Mercy.

 

[Mr. Book This Section]

What was your favourite PPV of 2002?

 

[Coco]

No Mercy. It was a two match show, but one of those matches is possibly the best tag team match I'll ever see.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Rob Van Dam, Rob Van Dam or Rob Van Dam?