You Can Take A Swing At My Wrestlemania XXXI LD

[MrHashasheen]

Two burgers in the oven, ready to be topped with cambert, chorizo and mustard. Monster Energy in my hand. Let's do this!

 

[Shotaro]

Not quite Aretha Franklin.

No. Evidently he didn't get enough dollars to be able to turn down jobs where he would make a fool of himself

 

[TootsieBear]

LL Cool J has what connection to Pro Wrestling?

Because he's a mack daddy who needs love and mama said knock you out. I'm surprised there hasn't been an LL Cool J character in wrestling yet.

 

[Nate DaMac]

L L Cool J. You know, because it's 1996.

 

[Shotaro]

LL Cool J has what connection to Pro Wrestling?

He needed money

 

[Shadowmancer]

Fucking Twice in a lifetime

 

[MrHashasheen]

To the guy who compared this to WrestleKingdom...

Yeah, thus far I'd prefer their style of doing a show over this fucking filler. Though Cool J is giving it his all for a hype-up video.

 

[ABMorales787]

LL Cool J has what connection to Pro Wrestling?

I don't know, but I think that he just gave us the highlight of the night.

 

[MrHashasheen]

I don't know, but I think that he just gave us the highlight of the night.

Very well done, IMO. If that's the extent of his presence then it's perfectly fine.

 

[Shotaro]

Oh, I bet it is brother! Pass some goodies my way. Let's have a great show tonight!

You sure? I throw miniature pork pies like a baseball pitcher. Full of steroids and cocaine.

 

[Sparky]

Wade to retain I think.

 

[TootsieBear]

You sure? I throw miniature pork pies like a baseball pitcher. Full of steroids and cocaine.

Give it to me. It's Wrestlemania and I'm hungry!

 

[MrHashasheen]

Motherfucker, that entrance stage is massive.

 

[Reflection]

WWE fans worldwide, are you ready for the biggest wrestling show of them all- Wrestlemania 31??!!! Only $9.99 on the WWE network, and WWE fans from India, only $0.00 on Ten Sports!
It's 4:30 AM, thankfully the alarm clock worked. LET'S GO!!!!!!

YES! YES! YES!

 

[X]

L L Cool J. You know, because it's 1996.

Dude was already irrelevant by then too.

Also FUCK MY LIFE. I have to leave to go pick up my sister from the airport, which is an hour drive, plus an hour back. Fuck, I'm going to miss most of the show now. Oh well, thank god for XWT. I'm going to enjoy the shit out of this first match before I have to leave at least.

Daniel stays opening the show man.

 

[Shadowmancer]

I am looking forward to Raw tomorrow it should be interesting to hear what it sounds like in an arena instead of the shit sound that this stadium will produce

 

[Shotaro]

My bet is for Ziggler to win. Though they were really hammering home that it's been 14 years since the IC champ defended at mania.

As a side note. It sucks for Barrett that he didn't get to walk down the ramp with his title.

 

[MrHashasheen]

Burgers are like fifteen minutes, right?

 

[Sagg1298]

Not as good as the traditional opening videos from previous years. Though LL Cool J seemed quite into it

 

[ABMorales787]

Daniel Bryan's 3rd curtain jerk. 4th if you count the WM27 pre-show.

 

[rbv13]

Any updated rumors on Sheamus going into this match?

 

[MrHashasheen]

Why the fuck is Wade coming out second?

 

[Shadowmancer]

Bad News Barrett should have come out last as Champion

 

[ABMorales787]

What the fuck is that thing on Dolph's head?

 

[Sagg1298]

WTF is Stardust wearing?