WZ Match Maker: Womanizing Addition

[Deadman]

Deadman needs Jane.

 

[Tastycles]

Oh wow, this looks... fun?

Janes looking for a guy, anyone but Deadman, and Deadman wants Jane. as do multiple other single male members of this site, I'm sure.

Just post a pic of you, and you'll have anyone do anything. And I mean, anything.

She's 14. It's catch-22. Female contact, leading to prison , where there's no female contact. Or just not having female contact at all. Oh the trials and tribulations of the WZ lonely hearts club band.

 

[Jane]

True...

I look old for my age. I'm wearing my firefox shirt I guess.

 

[klunderbunker]

Deadman needs an autopsy.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I've read the Melichia thread, and believe me.. I DO NOT look like that, lol.

That sounds like something she'd say, to attempt getting the.. wait, no, no that's not right at all. She would want the attention, not push it away.

This doesn't make sense at all.

 

[CCS]

Deadman sounds like George of the Jungle.........

 

[Jane]

I agree. Confusing mysteries of life.

 

[Derf]

Deadman needs Jane.

Ok Dude, I havn't said this in a VERY long time, but I have to bring bak what was NEVER considered a classic line from myself...


Deadman, fall in a hole.

 

[Deadman]

True...

I look old for my age. I'm wearing my firefox shirt I guess.

I just exploded

 

[Jane]

He's going to come back with: I want to fall in Jane's hole.

I know thats... wrong. But I figured I'd get it out of the way.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

True...

I look old for my age. I'm wearing my firefox shirt I guess.

Sadly, I've seen 15 yr olds that look like this. It's gotten me into trouble.

Fucking girls and puberty. Breasts shouldn't be allowed on females until they're at least 17.

 

[Marquis]

True...

I look old for my age. I'm wearing my firefox shirt I guess.

You typed hot girl on google.

 

[Jane]

He's going to come back with: I want to fall in Jane's hole.

I know thats... wrong. But I figured I'd get it out of the way.

That

 

[Jane]

Marquis... thats right.. how did you know? Looking up hot girls?

And uhhh... it is me... I just am there when you look up hot girls. Cause I'm so hot.

 

[Deadman]

I now know where I am going this summer.

 

[Derf]

You typed hot girl on google.

LMAO as soon as I saw the pic, I went to google and typed a bunc of stuff... I just tried Hot girl, it's the 4th pic there lmao

 

[Jane]

Marquis... thats right.. how did you know? Looking up hot girls?

And uhhh... it is me... I just am there when you look up hot girls. Cause I'm so hot.

Goddamn Forum

 

[Tastycles]

I now know where I am going this summer.

Is it the sex offenders registraton office?

 

[Jane]

I swear it's me I'm just sooo hot I come up on google

 

[Derf]

I swear it's me I'm just sooo hot I come up on google

When I typed that in, your pic wasone of few that came up with no nudity. I'm so dirty lol

 

[Marquis]

Marquis... thats right.. how did you know? Looking up hot girls?

And uhhh... it is me... I just am there when you look up hot girls. Cause I'm so hot.

Duh. I'm a young heterosexual male. 25% percent of my life consists of looking up hot girls on google.

 

[Deadman]

Here is a pic of me.

 

[Jane]

Ok, I'll show a real one...

Me on a beach or something along those lines. But I'm off to bed, goodnight.

 

[Deadman]

Ok, I'll show a real one...

Me on a beach or something along those lines. But I'm off to bed, goodnight.

You know that's not you.

 

[Jane]

Correction.. you know you get never GET me. I'm hot as you can see.