Oh, did I? Did I, directly, call both of you *****es? Or are you nitpicking for a reason to be involved?
Let us take a look shall we?
Here we go - bring 'em out. Bring out every poster on this site who hopes to avoid Coco's wrath by praising his comedic genius. This will probably take all night...
It's gotten me... right here, I suppose. I'd rather be on my own than look like an ass-kissing pussy.
Both of those posts were direct replies to Phasto, so yes, you directly called Phatso an ass kissing pussy. With me you elected to pussyfoot around with it (something you will call me out on later in this post, just to add another count of hypocrisy to the list) making implications and dodging my completely reasonable requests for clarification. As memory serves when I asked if the "ass kissing pussy" comment applied to me you simply told me to interpret it however I chose to, so don't now try and claim some high ground because I did presciently that. If I was supposed to be excluded from your abuse then I handed you multiple opportunities to clarify that, and if I wasn't supposed to be exempt then your argument above holds no water.
Who called who out? Who started this? Not me. If you had read what was said prior to Coco and I going at it, you'd know that. But, that would mean you took an objective stance and actually disagreed with what I had to say. I doubt that's the case.
"...But he started it!"
Seriously, and you
trying to force every single grade-school cliche into a single debate?
Bonza. That's a step in the right direction.
Maybe we should talk about you now. If you have a problem with me, say it. Stop pussyfooting around the "hypocrite" bullshit. If you think I'm a dick, how can you not think Coco's a dick? It's simple - you like Coco, and do not like me. Fair enough, but don't attempt to disguise it with this "hypocrisy" bullshit.
I don't have a problem with you. Dude, I'd struggle to pick you out of a line up, I'm simply pointing out that in this thread you're being a hypocrite, something that you are going to frankly comical lengths to avoid addressing. I know it's the done thing to accuse me of having some secret agenda for going after you, but sometimes people criticize you not because of a conspiracy but because you deserve criticism.
As for the charge that I like Coco? Guilty as charged. How terrible of me to keep such an agenda hidden from the population. Know what I should have done instead? My very first post in this thread should have been me pointing out that I like Coco, and because reading comprehension is not strong around here I should later have pointed out to people that the primary reason I entered this thread was because I like Coco.
That's exactly what i should have done... no wait... I tell a lie.
That's exactly what I did do. The revelation that I like Coco comes a little bit late, especially since as far as I'm concerned this discussion has little to nothing to do with him. This is a discussion about your attitude, and as I have said countless times, the fact that he may or may not do the same things as you proves nothing other than that you are a hypocrite for trying to call him out on them.
Speaking of which...
Now we get to the sad part in a discussion where Gelgarin has to monologue on the benefits of basic reading comprehension. Kids, if you're reading this, for the love of god stay in school and study hard. That way maybe you too will one day be able to maintain focus throughout an entire conversation without getting lost.
I didn't call you out for being a dick. Coco's a dick. Sly is a dick. I'm a dick. Many of the strongest posters on the forum behave like assholes from time to time. What I called you out for is being a hypocrite. You attempt to berate Coco for all of his attitude problems, yet at the same time display each and every one of those negative qualities yourself. You call people out for things that you yourself are doing. You whine about someone turning on you just because you disagree with them, then turn around and throw abuse at anyone who disagrees with you. You complain at length about Coco's tone and attitude (both of which Coco is perfectly up front about) whilst simultaneously alternating between behaving like a dick (my attempt to come at you with what you have now conceded was valid criticism was met not with adult discussion but with the response "I don't give a shit about Gelgarin. Gelgarin's opinion is worthless") and acting like a petulant child as I have outlined earlier.
I wasn't nasty to anyone who wasn't nasty to me.
Except Phatso, who only tried to say something nice about a poster you were having a disagreement with. Guess we'll add liar to hypocrite.
No one was belittled, that's probably the biggest fucking exaggeration you could have come up with. I've been a hell of a lot nicer to you and Dirty than Coco has been to LSN and habs.
Didnt you just say that you were going to stop using Coco as your moral barometer? To quote me: how about not making him you base line for measuring acceptable behavior. Your logic right now seems to be "I can be a hypocrite, act childishly towards people and generally behave like a complete dick... but as long as Coco does it too then it's all fine". As long as there is somebody worse than you out there then you are beyond reproach, is that the standard we're working with here?
Please don't make me repeat it a third time.
Maybe you make a valid point or two, but it's hard to agree with you when you clearly chose a side before you punched out a single word. Because of that, your opinion on this matter means very little to me.
So what you are saying is that I'm right, but that you're going to ignore me anyway because I like Coco? Seriously? Good grief.
