This PPV was actually like a roller coaster, not in that it had twists and turns every which way, but in that the beginning is kind of slow, but builds anticipation, the middle is fast and exciting, then there's a dull point, a little more action, and then you have those last few moments to sit and take in what happened as you wait for the ride to pull back into the station.
Daniel Bryan (C) vs. Ted DiBiase for the US Title
Solid opening match. I didn't get to see all of it, but I tuned in just in time to see Daniel Bryan deliver some good offense and go back and forth with DiBiase a little before using The La Belle Lock for the win. This definitely set the tone for the first half of the night with a solid wrestling match.
3.5/5
Dolph Ziggler (C) vs. Kaval for the Intercontinental Championship
This was definitely my favorite match of the night. Both superstars got in their offense, but Kaval's offense was awe inspiring. His kicks were both impressively powerful, and wildly creative. Ziggler got the win with the Zig-Zag, but Kaval definitely controlled most of the match and he has all but ensured future PPV matches after his performance last night. At once point I asked a friend, "Do you think Kaval's kicks hurt?" A few moments later, they showed Dolph on the entrance ramp with dried blood crusted up under his nose. I got my answer.
4.5/5
John Morrison vs. Sheamus
It's a feud that's been in the works for a while, and last Monday they finally made it PPV official, which is almost as important as a couple becoming Facebook official. This match was solid with both superstars showing exactly what makes them special. My favorite move out of Sheamus was a running polish hammer that made a standing Morrison flip over backwards before face planting into the ground, though he also had a really nice counter into an Irish Curse Backbreaker in the later moments of the match. Morrison, however, stole the spotlight of the match after he dodged a Brough Kick, and used a springboard jump kick to smack a tangled up Sheamus in the face. I think Sheamus may have swallowed a few teeth after that one. JoMo covered him up and beat a former two time WWE Champion. Big win for JoMo on a big stage and in a good match.
4/5
Team Mysterio vs. Team Del Rio
I had a feeling early on that Team Mysterio would win, but I couldn't decide who would get eliminated (besides Chris Master). MVP is the hometown hero, Big Show is a beast, Kofi is hot with the fans, and this is Rey's match to win... on the other hand, Alberto Del Rio has assembled a solid team as well. As these matches tend to have a lot going on, I'll give you the highlights.
The match wasn't the best pure wrestling match I ever saw (though it was pretty good, especially from MVP, Swagger, and Del Rio), but it was extremely entertaining, and Cody is playing his character to PERFECTION.
3.5/5
LayCool (C) vs. Natalya for the Diva's Championship(s)
The first 5 minutes of this match was purely Michelle and Layla ganging up on poor Natty. Natty's strength was no match for Michelle and Layla's quick tags, and she soon found herself outside the ring getting walloped by Mae Young's ****s. Natalya finally caught a break after she threw Layla over the barricade and got back into the ring with Michelle in pursuit. Layla comes to ringside to try to help out Michelle, but Michelle is tripped by Natty, causing headbutt Layla. Natalya drags Michelle away from the ropes and puts Michelle in the Sharpshooter and Michelle taps immediately. Natty wins the belt(s), and she almost looks like she's going to cry! The celebration is short lived before Layla and Michelle blindside her and begin to attack. It looks like Natty's night is over when some familiar music hits... it's Beth Phoenix! Beth makes the save and takes out Michelle. Layla tries to retaliate, but Beth sets her up for the Glamslam. Right before she hits it Layla makes an absolutely FLAWLESS (see what I did there?) face, and then gets it planted on the canvas. Phoenix goes to Natty and picks her up on her shoulders as Natty picks up the celebration where she left off.
There was really no need to explain that match in such detail, but it made me happy.
3/5
Kane (C) vs. Edge for the World Heavyweight Championship
I didn't really know what to expect out of this match. Both Kane and Edge are great workers in their own right, but I wasn't sure if they were going to have good chemistry. My suspicions were proven correct as this lack luster match was not only a snoozefest, but also lacking in the sense department. After going back and forth, Kane chokeslammed Edge, but Edge managed to kick out. Kane set Edge up for the Tombstone, but Edge countered and hit the Spear off the ropes. EVEN THOUGH EDGE ALL BUT FELL ON TOP OF KANE, HE ROLLS TO HIS SIDE AND BOTH HE AND KANE PUT THEIR HANDS ON ONE ANOTHER'S CHESTS. The ref counts three, and Edge thinks that he won, and they played his music, but the ref hands the belt to Kane, saying that it was a draw. Edge is disappointed, but not pissed like he should be. Kane gets up and starts to attack Edge, but Edge eventually gets the advantage and beats on Kane before going to the back.
This match sucked and lacked sense.
1.5/5
Gabriel and Slater (C) vs. Santino and Kozlov for the WWE Tag Team Championship
I love Santino, but this match was a little late in the PPV for my taste. None the less, it was a fun match. Santino got the advantage on Wendy early, before she tagged in her boyfriend Justin Gabriel. Santino managed to dodge Gabriel's kicks in hilarious fashion before tagging in Kozlov. Kozlov ran shit for a while, but eventually fell victim to Gabriel and Wendy and they started to beat on him. Hot tag to... Santino? Sure enough, Santino comes into the ring and hits his routine on Wendy... he dodges a punch, hits a hip toss, and then sets up for The Cobra. Before Wendy pops up to get bit by the snake, Nexus distracts Santino, who attempts to Cobra Otunga and McGillicutty. This distraction allows Wendy to hit her finisher, giving Nexus the victory. Nexus hits the ring to beat on the ex-challengers, but are ordered to leave by an email from the RAW GM.
This was a fun little match, and I love me some Santino Marella. If I had to list my top five favorite superstars right now... he might make the list. If not top 5, definitely top 10.
3/5
Randy Orton (C) vs. Wade Barrett for the WWE Championship with John Cena as the Special Guest Referee
As many Wrestlezone users have noted (and lamented) this was not so much a title match as it was a, "What the Fuck is Cena Going to Do?" match, and that's basically how it will be remembered. All I can tell you is towards the end, Wade Barrett had the advantage and even hit Wasteland on Orton, but Cena only got to two and a half every time Barrett went for the pin. (Cena counts VERY slow.) After hitting Wasteland but failing to pin Orton, Barrett became infuriated and pushed Cena. Cena retaliated by punching Barrett, who turned around right into an RKO. Cena counted one... two... PAUSE... three! Orton retains, and Cena is fired. Orton and Cena stared at each other awkwardly for a while before they hugged briefly, and Orton made his way to the back. Cena took off some of his gear, saluted the crowd, and made a few rounds around the arena to say good bye to friends and crew members. It's worth mentioning he hugged Michael Cole, but there's no reason to read into that as I'm sure it was just to make the firing look legit. It was dramatic, but could have been done better.
The match itself gets a 2.5/5. It was the definition of mediocre match.
The Cena situation doesn't fare much better at 3/5. WWE should have done everything within its power to make this a 5/5 moment, as it is the climax of one of the biggest angles in years... but it was just sort of... lukewarm.
Overall, this was a VERY good PPV, though it could have ended stronger. That said, the majority of the matches were very entertaining, and I think this may have been the most enjoyable PPV for me this year. I give the entire show a 3.5/5, or a B+/A- if you prefer letter grades.
Daniel Bryan (C) vs. Ted DiBiase for the US Title
Solid opening match. I didn't get to see all of it, but I tuned in just in time to see Daniel Bryan deliver some good offense and go back and forth with DiBiase a little before using The La Belle Lock for the win. This definitely set the tone for the first half of the night with a solid wrestling match.
3.5/5
Dolph Ziggler (C) vs. Kaval for the Intercontinental Championship
This was definitely my favorite match of the night. Both superstars got in their offense, but Kaval's offense was awe inspiring. His kicks were both impressively powerful, and wildly creative. Ziggler got the win with the Zig-Zag, but Kaval definitely controlled most of the match and he has all but ensured future PPV matches after his performance last night. At once point I asked a friend, "Do you think Kaval's kicks hurt?" A few moments later, they showed Dolph on the entrance ramp with dried blood crusted up under his nose. I got my answer.
4.5/5
John Morrison vs. Sheamus
It's a feud that's been in the works for a while, and last Monday they finally made it PPV official, which is almost as important as a couple becoming Facebook official. This match was solid with both superstars showing exactly what makes them special. My favorite move out of Sheamus was a running polish hammer that made a standing Morrison flip over backwards before face planting into the ground, though he also had a really nice counter into an Irish Curse Backbreaker in the later moments of the match. Morrison, however, stole the spotlight of the match after he dodged a Brough Kick, and used a springboard jump kick to smack a tangled up Sheamus in the face. I think Sheamus may have swallowed a few teeth after that one. JoMo covered him up and beat a former two time WWE Champion. Big win for JoMo on a big stage and in a good match.
4/5
Team Mysterio vs. Team Del Rio
I had a feeling early on that Team Mysterio would win, but I couldn't decide who would get eliminated (besides Chris Master). MVP is the hometown hero, Big Show is a beast, Kofi is hot with the fans, and this is Rey's match to win... on the other hand, Alberto Del Rio has assembled a solid team as well. As these matches tend to have a lot going on, I'll give you the highlights.
- After scoring some big offense and looking impressive, MVP is eliminated after Del Rio cheats by holding his legs down during a pin attempt.
- Del Rio makes Masters tap after countering the Master Lock into an Arm bar.
- Del Rio gets punched the fuck out by the Big Show, and leaves the match as he is carried out by his entourage.
- Show punches Cody Rhodes in the face, which causes Cody to throw a fit. He leaves the ring and makes some random crew member hold up his jacket with the mirror on it so he can check his face. He deems himself okay, and re-enters the ring, only to be punched out cold by Big Show.
- Swagger hits Show with a HUGE flying shoulder block and teams with Reks to get in some offense.
- Kofi hits Trouble in Paradise on Reks and rolls him up for a pin.
- Soon after Reks leaves, Kofi tries to hit Trouble in Paradise on Swagger, but Swagger counters with the ankle lock. Kofi taps
- Mysterio 619's Swagger and pins him after making the hot tag to Big Show who was trapped in the ankle lock.
- Mysterio tags in Big Show, 619's McIntyre, and Show chokeslams him and gets the pin.
The match wasn't the best pure wrestling match I ever saw (though it was pretty good, especially from MVP, Swagger, and Del Rio), but it was extremely entertaining, and Cody is playing his character to PERFECTION.
3.5/5
LayCool (C) vs. Natalya for the Diva's Championship(s)
The first 5 minutes of this match was purely Michelle and Layla ganging up on poor Natty. Natty's strength was no match for Michelle and Layla's quick tags, and she soon found herself outside the ring getting walloped by Mae Young's ****s. Natalya finally caught a break after she threw Layla over the barricade and got back into the ring with Michelle in pursuit. Layla comes to ringside to try to help out Michelle, but Michelle is tripped by Natty, causing headbutt Layla. Natalya drags Michelle away from the ropes and puts Michelle in the Sharpshooter and Michelle taps immediately. Natty wins the belt(s), and she almost looks like she's going to cry! The celebration is short lived before Layla and Michelle blindside her and begin to attack. It looks like Natty's night is over when some familiar music hits... it's Beth Phoenix! Beth makes the save and takes out Michelle. Layla tries to retaliate, but Beth sets her up for the Glamslam. Right before she hits it Layla makes an absolutely FLAWLESS (see what I did there?) face, and then gets it planted on the canvas. Phoenix goes to Natty and picks her up on her shoulders as Natty picks up the celebration where she left off.
There was really no need to explain that match in such detail, but it made me happy.
3/5
Kane (C) vs. Edge for the World Heavyweight Championship
I didn't really know what to expect out of this match. Both Kane and Edge are great workers in their own right, but I wasn't sure if they were going to have good chemistry. My suspicions were proven correct as this lack luster match was not only a snoozefest, but also lacking in the sense department. After going back and forth, Kane chokeslammed Edge, but Edge managed to kick out. Kane set Edge up for the Tombstone, but Edge countered and hit the Spear off the ropes. EVEN THOUGH EDGE ALL BUT FELL ON TOP OF KANE, HE ROLLS TO HIS SIDE AND BOTH HE AND KANE PUT THEIR HANDS ON ONE ANOTHER'S CHESTS. The ref counts three, and Edge thinks that he won, and they played his music, but the ref hands the belt to Kane, saying that it was a draw. Edge is disappointed, but not pissed like he should be. Kane gets up and starts to attack Edge, but Edge eventually gets the advantage and beats on Kane before going to the back.
This match sucked and lacked sense.
1.5/5
Gabriel and Slater (C) vs. Santino and Kozlov for the WWE Tag Team Championship
I love Santino, but this match was a little late in the PPV for my taste. None the less, it was a fun match. Santino got the advantage on Wendy early, before she tagged in her boyfriend Justin Gabriel. Santino managed to dodge Gabriel's kicks in hilarious fashion before tagging in Kozlov. Kozlov ran shit for a while, but eventually fell victim to Gabriel and Wendy and they started to beat on him. Hot tag to... Santino? Sure enough, Santino comes into the ring and hits his routine on Wendy... he dodges a punch, hits a hip toss, and then sets up for The Cobra. Before Wendy pops up to get bit by the snake, Nexus distracts Santino, who attempts to Cobra Otunga and McGillicutty. This distraction allows Wendy to hit her finisher, giving Nexus the victory. Nexus hits the ring to beat on the ex-challengers, but are ordered to leave by an email from the RAW GM.
This was a fun little match, and I love me some Santino Marella. If I had to list my top five favorite superstars right now... he might make the list. If not top 5, definitely top 10.
3/5
Randy Orton (C) vs. Wade Barrett for the WWE Championship with John Cena as the Special Guest Referee
As many Wrestlezone users have noted (and lamented) this was not so much a title match as it was a, "What the Fuck is Cena Going to Do?" match, and that's basically how it will be remembered. All I can tell you is towards the end, Wade Barrett had the advantage and even hit Wasteland on Orton, but Cena only got to two and a half every time Barrett went for the pin. (Cena counts VERY slow.) After hitting Wasteland but failing to pin Orton, Barrett became infuriated and pushed Cena. Cena retaliated by punching Barrett, who turned around right into an RKO. Cena counted one... two... PAUSE... three! Orton retains, and Cena is fired. Orton and Cena stared at each other awkwardly for a while before they hugged briefly, and Orton made his way to the back. Cena took off some of his gear, saluted the crowd, and made a few rounds around the arena to say good bye to friends and crew members. It's worth mentioning he hugged Michael Cole, but there's no reason to read into that as I'm sure it was just to make the firing look legit. It was dramatic, but could have been done better.
The match itself gets a 2.5/5. It was the definition of mediocre match.
The Cena situation doesn't fare much better at 3/5. WWE should have done everything within its power to make this a 5/5 moment, as it is the climax of one of the biggest angles in years... but it was just sort of... lukewarm.
Overall, this was a VERY good PPV, though it could have ended stronger. That said, the majority of the matches were very entertaining, and I think this may have been the most enjoyable PPV for me this year. I give the entire show a 3.5/5, or a B+/A- if you prefer letter grades.