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LAST WEEK!
No Chance In HELL!
¿Qué Es de Del Rio?
Wait...They're Actually Going Have a Story!
SUNDAY...
Tonight's RAW's Many Questions
Will CM Punk make an appearance?No Chance In HELL!

On an explosive Independence Day edition of Raw, WWE Champion John Cena defended CM Punks Freedom of Speech in an emotionally charged confrontation with WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon. The night also saw the crowning of a new No. 1 contender to The Champs title.
¿Qué Es de Del Rio?

You won't find Alberto Del Rio at the bottom of a tequila bottle, but the guy's no less a worm. Just when Rey Mysterio was set to pin R-Truth and prevail in a Triple Threat Match, the Mexican aristocrat slipped in. He locked the cross armbreaker on his not-so-amigo and scored No. 1 contender status for the WWE Championship.
Wait...They're Actually Going Have a Story!

When Vickie Guerrero insisted the WWE Universe help celebrate the birthday of her special man friend, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston mercifully interrupted. Kofi traded blows with Ziggler, who fell into Vickie and knocked her butt-first onto the frosted cake. No word yet on the retrieval of several missing candles.
SUNDAY...

Tonight's RAW's Many Questions
Will John Cena continue to use his super awesome, wicked cool abilities to defend people's rights?
Will Alberto Del Rio's position in the WWE title picture be addressed?
Will Vince McMahon have any more choice words for someone on RAW?
Will Alex Riley be okay after last weeks assault from the Miz?
Will Ziggler and Kofi continue to have an actual plot to it?
Will the other Money in the Bank participants continue to be built up?
Will WWE.com continue to mess with me by not providing sufficient materials for Riley/Miz to not make it into the top part of this OP?
And oh so much more...with a big thanks to Sam once again for his artistic works.