WWE Raw LD 12/17/12: Give your heart to Jesus, because your ass belongs to Ambrose.

[KnowYoRole]

[YOUTUBE]hiJ8LdmNStI[/YOUTUBE]

This right?

You know any particular good matches of his?

is that a joke? that promo was stupid as hell

 

[Alastor]

Looks like a younger version of Mark Henry. The hand has a younger brother?

 

[Con T.]

Ok... So here's the plan I just came up with going to go get food.

1. Next week, AJ introduces this man as "The Moor". Those that have read Othello will know what this means.

2. The Moor starts wrecking fools up to the Royal Rumble, and gets into the Rumble, and starts chucking people.

3. The buzzer goes off, and Ryback marches to the ring. And the chant starts.

Feed. Me. Moor.

Feed Me Moor!

Feed Me Moor!

Fucking money

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Ok... So here's the plan I just came up with going to go get food.

1. Next week, AJ introduces this man as "The Moor". Those that have read Othello will know what this means.

2. The Moor starts wrecking fools up to the Royal Rumble, and gets into the Rumble, and starts chucking people.

3. The buzzer goes off, and Ryback marches to the ring. And the chant starts.

Feed. Me. Moor.

Feed Me Moor!

Feed Me Moor!

Fucking money

Sorry the correct answer is the Moops, the Moops.

Seinfeld reference.

 

[Arcade]

[YOUTUBE]hiJ8LdmNStI[/YOUTUBE]

This right?

You know any particular good matches of his?

Lol. Funny ass promo.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I enjoyed a few segments, mostly those involving Flair. The rest was utter garbage. I'm actually worked up over how awful the majority of it was. I was waiting and waiting for TLC to come and go, hoping WrestleMania season would kick it into overdrive. Not yet, apparently.

The ending was maybe the strangest in the history of Raw. No one knows that guy, and there was nothing about him that stood out, at least not enough to make me curious. He looks like... David Otunga, but ugly, and probably uneducated. Unknowns, when debuting as part of a group, can be fun. This wasn't. It was strange.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Watch out, she could be a lady-boy. She does get around the WWE locker room like a Thai hooker....

This is the opposite of discouragement, ya know?

Not gonna lie. Just standing there the guy looks like he has no charisma whatsoever.

My thoughts exactly.

Bobby Lashley looks different lol

Surprisingly this will be deemed racial 'cause they're black, but not calling Ryback 'Goldberg' 'cause they're white.

 

[Con T.]

Yep, remember when this was a thing?

[YOUTUBE]xqLbipA9Rhc[/YOUTUBE]

How's this gonna be different?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Ok... So here's the plan I just came up with going to go get food.

1. Next week, AJ introduces this man as "The Moor". Those that have read Othello will know what this means.

2. The Moor starts wrecking fools up to the Royal Rumble, and gets into the Rumble, and starts chucking people.

3. The buzzer goes off, and Ryback marches to the ring. And the chant starts.

Feed. Me. Moor.

Feed Me Moor!

Feed Me Moor!

Fucking money

Only if he has an anorexic valet called Meemore.