WWE Raw LD 12/17/12: Give your heart to Jesus, because your ass belongs to Ambrose.

[Beastmode 24]

Here we go. TLC aftermath, plus the build to the Royal Rumble begins.

 

[smizzy]

I can dig the Thread title.

 

[Beastmode 24]

To quote Nate in the TLC discussion, "if I was on his dick any harder, I'd be a condom". I just fucking LOVE that guy. He did me proud last night.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Can someone explain to me what Dean Ambrose did last night, the other two members of Shield didn't? Seth Rollins nearly killed himself, Reigns threw Kane around like a rag doll and Ambrose still gets all the credit?

 

[Beastmode 24]

That's the thing about me. I've been an Ambrose mark since he was in CZW. Then he goes to FCW and has CLASSIC matches with Seth Rollins, William Regal and CM Punk. I love the shield as a whole, but I'm an Ambrose fuckin Mark. Rollins, Reigns and Ambrose just click together. At least to me.

 

[Beastmode 24]

Anyone else think that Dwayne could be there tonight?

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Da fuq is a Dwayne?

 

[Beastmode 24]

The Rock.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

At least you're a self-admitted mark.

I've been a fan of him since the early DGUSA days and really don't understand where all this hype came from. He's a good wrestler and a good speaker, he was never anything overly special on the indies, hence why he needed hardcore matches to get him by, but since arriving in Florida his hype took on a life of his own. I'll never understand it. I like him, his character, The Shield concept, but I hate how people overrate him.

 

[Remix]

And again, Seth's matches with Ambrose were awful and exposed Seth as the shitty hack that he is.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Aren't the slammy's tonight?

 

[Alastor]

Can't stand Ambrose's facial expressions when he is selling a bump, especially after the ladder bump. People shit on Ziggler but Ambrose made me laugh.

 

[Beastmode 24]

I must respectfully disagree, Remix.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

 

[Daniel]

Can someone explain to me what Dean Ambrose did last night, the other two members of Shield didn't? Seth Rollins nearly killed himself, Reigns threw Kane around like a rag doll and Ambrose still gets all the credit?

He made this face:

 

[Beastmode 24]

Haha, Rollins looks like Stephen Hawking in the top pic.

 

[The Brain]

Anyone else think that Dwayne could be there tonight?

Unadvertised? Not likely. Maybe a pre recorded segment if anything at all.

 

[Beastmode 24]

I'm excited for the Rumble already. Rock/Punk is gonna be good, and I think the Shield will do pretty good in the Rumble match itself.

 

[Remix]

I must respectfully call you wrong, Meeks.

 

[Beastmode 24]

On what count, good sir?

 

[Nate DaMac]

Can someone explain to me what Dean Ambrose did last night, the other two members of Shield didn't? Seth Rollins nearly killed himself, Reigns threw Kane around like a rag doll and Ambrose still gets all the credit?

I like the way he sells, but I especially like the way he strikes. He doesn't try to make himself look like an MMA fighter or a boxer, he just hits quickly and repeatedly until you go down.

Most of all, it's the way he plays his character. He's not like Kofi or Ziggler. He's not a guy who is obviously playing a character, he makes it believable.

 

[SEMM]

Fail already.

 

[Beastmode 24]

Here's Rey. How does everyone think a match between him and Cara would do?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Well looks like Rey's jobbing tonight.

 

[Slowdude]

No entrance for Sandow