WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW LD: Roman Plays The Game,Legacy Defined,Ambrose and Lesnar

[enviousdominous]

I'm not quite dead!

 

[OYDK]

Odds of Ambrose getting more than 5% of the offense in this entire feud?

 

[enviousdominous]

We're gonna' need a comically large spatula and a giant spray bottle of grease to extract Dean Ambrose.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

So since WWE wants to sell this Wrestlemania without its top stars, they're giving the fans the most crazy shit ever. I think the Hell In A Cell and the Street Fight are very trash booking-like, not something normally WWE would do. But I guess it's a last stand booking.

 

[BaconBits]

Odds of Ambrose getting more than 5% of the offense in this entire feud?

Offense without weapons: 0%.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

This is the best match so far for Mania and it kinda bites, too.

Ugh.

 

[Bernkastel]

Dean should pull a knife from that jacket. LEGITIMACY BRO.

Is he New Jack all of the sudden?

 

[rbv13]

Two gimmick matches already for WM. Toss in the ATGMBR and the standard multi man ladder or tag crap and this is shaping up like a typical TNA event.

 

[enviousdominous]

Offense without weapons: 0%.

Offense of any kind that has no effect whatsoever: 100%

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Wanna sell mania even more? Add a TLC as well. Add HBK and Austin in the main event as the special guest referees/enforcers, have Rock do something useful and the stadium will sell out like crazy.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Bacon's favorites!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

The Usos, time for a piss break.

 

[A11oftheLights]

Bacon's favorites!

I can smell his cigarette from here

 

[enviousdominous]

Is he New Jack all of the sudden?

If Dean held a knife he's probably stab himself in the chest until someone took it from him.

 

[BaconBits]

Two gimmick matches already for WM. Toss in the ATGMBR and the standard multi man ladder or tag crap and this is shaping up like a typical TNA event.

Attitude era junkies should absolutely love it.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Two gimmick matches already for WM. Toss in the ATGMBR and the standard multi man ladder or tag crap and this is shaping up like a typical TNA event.

Wrestlemania 17 says hello.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Offense of any kind that has no effect whatsoever: 100%

He's got the dick punch. That basically drains half of Brock's life bar. It's like Dean's limit break.

 

[FromTheSouth]

And now the Dudleyz...It is 1999.

 

[enviousdominous]

The Usos vs The Ascension. Alright, fine WWE. I get the hint, I'll go iron my clothes.

 

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

Bubba has a bit of a raspy throat.

Probably from sucking all that mean cock.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Attitude era junkies should absolutely love it.

I wonder how they will sell Extreme Rules which is after Wrestlemania. It has to look more extreme than Wrestlemania, right?

 

[Galvatron]

If Dean held a knife he's probably stab himself in the chest until someone took it from him.

It would explode in his hand, somehow.

 

[Slash-LN]

What you are is two senior citizens who need to drink your milk of magnesia and get the fuck to bed.

 

[enviousdominous]

He's got the dick punch. That basically drains half of Brock's life bar. It's like Dean's limit break.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Wouldn't that be a really quick fix for anyone who doesn't have a five second memory? Wear a cup, or train with Joey Ryan.

 

[Bernkastel]

The Ascension? Are they still employed.