WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW LD: Roman Plays The Game,Legacy Defined,Ambrose and Lesnar

[enviousdominous]

Wait, are Neville and The Lucha Dragons not supposed to be faces?

 

[Sean Valjean]

I had a friend who rarely watches wrestling anymore call me because he flipped channels and saw Shane McMahon on Raw. He was freaking out and demanding answers to this insanity.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Wait, are Neville and The Lucha Dragons not supposed to be faces?

I don't know anymore. I love not being forced to cheer for anyone anymore, but I wish everyone else still was. It makes shit confusing.

 

[rbv13]

Everyone is speculating and over thinking this one. It was a shocker of an announcement and should be a swerved filled ride.

 

[enviousdominous]

Does anyone watch this colony show? I think I would like it if I gave it a try.

I'm guessing that Colony is about a guy who stands on tall buildings and blows so hard into a tuba that he craps himself.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Just saw a Hillary ad on Raw. Huh.

 

[enviousdominous]

I don't know anymore. I love not being forced to cheer for anyone anymore, but I wish everyone else still was. It makes shit confusing.

WWE is going about as smoothly as the Madonna/Letterman interview.

 

[OYDK]

I'm guessing that Colony is about a guy who stands on tall buildings and blows so hard into a tuba that he craps himself.

Close enough.

 

[L@RISANO]

I'm not 100% sold on the match actually happening but.......WHAT?

I don't mind if it does end up being Shane for himself vs Taker in Texas. Ofc, it could always have a change where someone like Sting/Cena, amongst others, end up in Shane's corner.. or even the Rock himself who promised something "big" for Mania at the start of 2016.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Everyone is speculating and over thinking this one. It was a shocker of an announcement and should be a swerved filled ride.

You heard him. Stop speculating on an internet live forum. That is clearly not what this is for!

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Shane is not even in wrestling shape. There's no way he's facing Undertaker at Wrestlemania, by himself.

 

[Slash-LN]

I'm guessing that Colony is about a guy who stands on tall buildings and blows so hard into a tuba that he craps himself.

I think it's a show about an underground city with an intricate tunnel system and super strong people that can carry ten times their weight.

 

[FromTheSouth]

If Big E ever gets rape charges put on him, I'd convict him pretrial. That shit is creepy as fuck.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

I don't mind if it does end up being Shane for himself vs Taker in Texas. Ofc, it could always have a change where someone like Sting/Cena, amongst others, end up in Shane's corner.. or even the Rock himself who promised something "big" for Mania at the start of 2016.

I wonder. Hell In A Cell is no DQ.

Rock cannot wrestle, but he can appear and give me a Rock Bottom.

What if the card says Shane vs Undertaker, but it's The Rock who will be wretling Taker, unofficially?

 

[enviousdominous]

I don't think they've added enough caveats to the Shane vs Undertaker match at WrestleMania.

Set the cell on fire, switch the ring ropes with razor wire, make them wrestle on plywood that's been saturated with habanero sauce and make New Jack the special guest referee.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Shane is not even in wrestling shape. There's no way he's facing Undertaker at Wrestlemania, by himself.

You could argue that's he's never been in true wrestling shape for any of his matches ever.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I don't think they've added enough caveats to the Shane vs Undertaker match at WrestleMania.

Set the cell on fire, switch the ring ropes with razor wire, make them wrestle on plywood that's been saturated with habanero sauce and make New Jack the special guest referee.

CZW's basic rules.

 

[enviousdominous]

I think it's a show about an underground city with an intricate tunnel system and super strong people that can carry ten times their weight.

I heard that it's a gripping tale of a sassy street smart white woman and her wise but submissive African American friend who exists solely to validate her actions.

 

[BringThePain834]

This is going to be a train wreck of a WrestleMania.

 

[OYDK]

So:

HHH v Reigns
Taker v Shane
Lesnar v Ambrose

Who predicted that card 2 weeks ago?

 

[That N Word]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I'm calling it now STING or Cena will cost Taker the match.

 

[L@RISANO]

I wonder. Hell In A Cell is no DQ.

Rock cannot wrestle, but he can appear and give me a Rock Bottom.

What if the card says Shane vs Undertaker, but it's The Rock who will be wretling Taker, unofficially?

Indeed.
I am truly intrigued by where this story could go. Ntm, it will probly mix at some point with HHH vs Reigns as well.

 

[Bernkastel]

How do unicorns and grinding ones genitals represent the Power of Positivey? Why is Bo Dallas not in the New Day?

Because Bo Dallas is too bootay to be in the New Day,

 

[FromTheSouth]

Is it still OK to call Big E Ryblack?

He's one hell of an athlete?

 

[Slash-LN]

I heard that it's a gripping tale of a sassy street smart white woman and her wise but submissive African American friend who exists solely to validate her actions.

It's like a reverse Dusty Rhodes and Saphire.