Ambiguous Turd
Mid-Card Championship Winner
EDITOR'S COMMENTS:
I have a special request. As much as I would like to ban any and all attempts from "WWE Shareholders" coming into this thread and kissing Vince McMahon's ass, as they take up for his company ripping off customers at these events ... I can not.
IF the "WWE Shareholders" feel compelled to post in this thread, can they please drop their "Shareholder gimmick" and please post as they would, seeing things through the eyes of a Casual Fan ... as opposed to looking out for Vince's wallet, first?
Thank you.
When is the last time you recall hearing that something actually noteworthy happened at a WWE House Show? Think about that for the duration of this thread.
Now, my tone towards WWE has softened on a number of fronts, because they have been improving on some categories that I have given them credit for:
1) Investment in the Midcard Division AND the Midcard Titles
2) Attempting to address the completely stale Main Event problem
3) Doing more to invest in the personalities of BOTH wrestlers AND Divas
There is however a lot that still needs to occur, which I am not happy with. Such as:
1) A REAL investment into the Tag Team Division (Croft and Barreta are a start) ... and the wrongful use of the Unified Tag Team Titles
2) Actual storylines to draw the fans into the characters
3) The horrendous commentary and the need to ditch the Play by Play / Analyst concept and return to the Play by Play / Heel Color Commentator concept
4) Elimination of Predictable television
5) The concept of ringside managers being brought back to ADD to the Drama/Entertainment of the show
6) More creative and personalized talent entrances
and .... the topic of my next thread .... House Shows.
Today's WWE House Shows are truly one of the biggest ripoffs to fans I have ever seen.
And they are worse now than ever before. They are so obviously slapped together at the last minute, it should be beyond shameful to WWE. But it isn't.
WWE has several goals for their current House Show structure. Most prominently, they are:
1) To make as absolute much profit as possible (rip the fans off), with spending next to nothing investing in the show
2) To let talent practice for the matches that really count when they do the "real match" on TV
You hear that? In other words, the $25-$60 bucks you spend on this show for matches, "doesn't really count". You are just witnessing a "practice show" for your hard-earned money. And in exchange for that money, you get absolutely ZERO in return. No, actually ... let me take that back. Here is what you get:
1) Predictable match outcomes
2) No titles that EVER change hands
3) No entrance lighting or pyro
4) A black curtain for wrestlers to come out of, no stage, or even a small gate
5) Nothing but match after match, with no interview segments, no angles, no noteworthy people in attendance .... no nothing
6) A show that barely lasts 2 hours, if that in some markets
7) A card that can't even be posted on the Website in advance, and is obviously slapped together on the day of the show
Below is the "card" for the December 18th House Show at American Airlines Arena, that is posted on the website:
WWE presents SmackDown/ECW Live
Date: December 18, 2009
Time: 7:30 p.m.
Venue: American Airlines Arena
City/State: Miami, Fla.
On-Sale Date: On Sale Now
Ticket Information:
Get your tickets at arena box office, Ticketmaster outlets and www.ticketmaster.com/wwe , Starting at $20
Charge by Phone: 1-800-745-3000 (Toll Free)
Prices: $60, $45, $35, $25 and $20 (Does Not Include Facility Fees)
SmackDown/ECW Returns to South Florida!!!
WWE Is The Best Value In Entertainment
Come See Your Favorite SmackDown/ECW Superstars Including:
The Undertaker
CM Punk
Batista
Christian
Rey Mysterio
Chris Jericho
Kane
Matt Hardy
John Morrison
Michelle McCool
Mickie James
And Many More!!!
*Lineup subject to change
That is 8 days away.
Who likes going to a show and forking over that kind of money, knowing full well exactly what is going to happen before you even attend? Do you think anything noteworthy is going to happen at this show? Of course not.
Do you like to spend $60 knowing that NONE of the WWE Titles are going to change hands?
Do you like going to a show in which IF Randy Orton is champion, that you already know Legacy is going to run down to ringside and ... DING DING DING ... cause the Disqualification?
Do you like going to a show where you don't even know what the card is until the Ring Announcer actually announces it once you get into the door ... AFTER you already paid your $60?
Do you like going to a show where you know that you aren't going to get a show that looks ANYTHING in production value that looks like a Raw, Smackdown, or PPV?
And one can say "Oh, well you aren't paying as much money for the House Shows as you pay for TV."
WRONG.
Here are TV ticket prices for some buildings:
Prices: $45, $35, $25 and $15 (Does Not Include Facility Fees)
Prices: $75, $60, $45, $30 and $20
You are basically paying the same or probably LESS to go to TV than to go to a House Show, where you get MORE ... MUCH MORE ... for your money. Superior production values, more talent, a longer show, the glitz and the glamor of TV, and the big names.
Do you know that back in the 90's, House Show cards were ready to go and actually announced at the arenas at the PRIOR SHOW? That's right. The WWE was so organized with their House Shows in the 90's, that if WWE was doing a House Show in Anywhere, USA ... they would announce the card for the next show at intermission and put tickets ON SALE for that show when they went to intermission?
They were that prepared and obviously thought long-term at that point. Now, they are too lazy to even put together a card until the day of the show.
I have a BIG problem with the way House Shows are treated in this day and age. They aren't treated like they actually exist, or are even a part of the WWE Events schedule on television. You already know in advance that not a damn thing is going to happen at ANY of them.
Seriously, if you are a casual fan, why bother wasting your money?
These are some things WWE can do to improve the quality of their House Shows, instead of just ripping people off.
1) Do occasional title changes at House Shows.
That sends a clear message to the audience that ANYTHING can happen at a WWE event.
And for all the people who bitch and whine about not seeing it on TV, TOO FUCKING BAD. Maybe this will encourage you to go to the next House Show when it hits your market, and maybe you will see something new happen, as well. The Unpredictability and feeling that "Anything can Happen at ANYTIME" factor is MORE important to me than you seeing EVERY title change on TV.
Announce the title change on TV and if a camera is there, show some of the footage on Raw, Smackdown, or ECW.
2) Start preparing the cards in advance and make it mandatory to have the cards POSTED on the WWE website, at least 2 months in advance.
Maybe that way, it shows the audience that the WWE actually cares about their House Shows, and aren't treating them like the second-rate events they are today. And if a title changes, then there is always the CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE rule which can be enforced.
3) Even though we know not to expect the full lighting rig and stage/ramp setup brought to TV, at least consistently put up the miniature stage setup used at all the International tours which features a lighted up entranceway.
At least do SOME effects for the audience in exchange for not bringing any pyro or the regular entrance lights. The least you can do is have some lights at the gateway around the entrance.
4) Work actual interview segments onto the shows.
People cutting some promos before their matches are no longer sufficient. Put the Abraham Washington Show on the Smackdown/ECW House Show circuit while sending Josh Matthews to Raw. Have interviewers interview talent AS THEY ARE COMING TO THE RING to hype the match even more.
Instead of getting talent to JUST practice for their matches, here is an opportunity for talent to "practice" their mic skills, as well.
5) Plan for some special entrances for talents
Do a special entrance for a talent at a House Show. Have a group of kids accompany John Cena to the ring. Bring some torches for when The Undertaker comes out. When CM Punk makes his entrance, have a group of addicts come out and pitch their drugs, alcohol, into a trash can he carries to the ring.
And would it really hurt for Mr. McMahon to put in an occasional House Show appearance once in a while? What would it hurt Vince to do an occasional unannounced appearance at a show here and there ... and NOT just the major markets, either? Have him enter the arena with a limo and his limo driver let him out ... at which point "NO Chance" begins to play.
6) Hype the House Show cards on television
Each and every week, Raw should run down their events, and Smackdown should run down their events on TV ... instead of refusing to acknowledge them ... instead of just flashing them up on a screen. What is more effective? Doing that or having an announcer quickly run them down?
It is HIGH TIME that WWE stop worrying about taking people for their money, and offering NOTHING in return ... and start turning House Shows into actual events-- events in which unpredictable THINGS ACTUALLY HAPPEN.