WWE Creative (no... the WZ poster, not the real thing)

[Harthan]

Don't drive this guy away. A novelty account could be fun. A little excitement for 2012.

 

[Tastycles]

If you work in creative, you wouldn't know people who work on the media enquiries desk.

It's like when I worked for McDonald's, I wasn't personally acquainted with Ronald McDonald.

 

[Coco]

Dear WWE Creative,

For your next trick, can Randy Orton fall up a flight of stairs?

That's right, guys. I'm going to make stair-related angles interesting again.

 

[Davi323]

Wouldn't an Admin have a ridiculously easy way to validate this? If it's WWE business, than the email address that was used to register the account should be wwe.com, and I am sure that the IP routing could be traced to determine if it originates in Stamford.

Also, curious as to what will happen if Sly sees this thread, LOL I imagine he will have some fun with this.

 

[Harthan]

If you work in creative, you wouldn't know people who work on the media enquiries desk.

It's like when I worked for McDonald's, I wasn't personally acquainted with Ronald McDonald.

Didn't he ever come visit you? He made a stop at the place I worked twice in a few years' span. Maybe it's an American thing.

 

[Барбоса]

Wouldn't an Admin have a ridiculously easy way to validate this? If it's WWE business, than the email address that was used to register the account should be wwe.com, and I am sure that the IP routing could be traced to determine if it originates in Stamford..

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Rip off the Star Trek episode "Mirror, Mirror" and have John Cena face himself, only a heel and with a goatee. Then everyone will be happy because you will have a face John Cena and a heel John Cena.

 

[¡Roján!]

HAS TRENT BARRETA BEEN PUSHED YET?

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Um hi, i'd like to inquire about that tryout video for the divas division that I sent back in 2008?

 

[Tastycles]

Didn't he ever come visit you? He made a stop at the place I worked twice in a few years' span. Maybe it's an American thing.

No he didn't, I don't think he does here. I did see him in Italy though.

I also saw Grimace in a McDonald's in Australia once. He gave me some chalk. I think the McDonald's characters tend to steer clear of him.

 

[Remix]

I thought Matt was more involved in FCW?

He moved to Stamford to help integrate FCW guys into WWE.

 

[WWE Creative]

One of the current plans that we have is to have CM Punk retain his title vs Dolph Ziggler at Royal Rumble, John Laurinaitis to come out after the match to congratulate Punk, and have Punk apply the anaconda vice to John. It would then see David Otunga come out and fire CM Punk for providing an unsafe working environment, establishing Otunga as the next General Manager of Raw.

We then have a tournament the following night on Raw to crown the new WWE Champion, with the likes of John Cena, Alberto Del Rio, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Chris Jericho and Kane as a few named ideas so far, however, due to an injury to Jack Swagger at the hands of a debuting Brodus Clay, David Otunga offers to enter the tournament in the semi final, beating John Cena after a John Laurinaitis interference.

The final is set and at the moment it is planned as David Otunga vs Chris Jericho in a Last Man Standing. This time we will see CM Punk come from the crowd and perform a GTS on both Chris and David, however, as David Otunga falls secondly the referee counts to 10 for Chris Jericho first, confirming David Otunga as the WWE Champion, which he will hold until Elimination Chamber to garner slightly more heat from the crowd.

You'll know I'm telling the truth when this happens on the 30th January 2012 episode of Raw.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

One of the current plans that we have is to have CM Punk retain his title vs Dolph Ziggler at Royal Rumble, John Laurinaitis to come out after the match to congratulate Punk, and have Punk apply the anaconda vice to John. It would then see David Otunga come out and fire CM Punk for providing an unsafe working environment, establishing Otunga as the next General Manager of Raw.

We then have a tournament the following night on Raw to crown the new WWE Champion, with the likes of John Cena, Alberto Del Rio, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Chris Jericho and Kane as a few named ideas so far, however, due to an injury to Jack Swagger at the hands of a debuting Brodus Clay, David Otunga offers to enter the tournament in the semi final, beating John Cena after a John Laurinaitis interference.

The final is set and at the moment it is planned as David Otunga vs Chris Jericho in a Last Man Standing. This time we will see CM Punk come from the crowd and perform a GTS on both Chris and David, however, as David Otunga falls secondly the referee counts to 10 for Chris Jericho first, confirming David Otunga as the WWE Champion, which he will hold until Elimination Chamber to garner slightly more heat from the crowd.

You'll know I'm telling the truth when this happens on the 30th January 2012 episode of Raw.

Can you get banned for this bullshit?

 

[Poop Master Flex]

One of the current plans that we have is to have CM Punk retain his title vs Dolph Ziggler at Royal Rumble, John Laurinaitis to come out after the match to congratulate Punk, and have Punk apply the anaconda vice to John. It would then see David Otunga come out and fire CM Punk for providing an unsafe working environment, establishing Otunga as the next General Manager of Raw.

We then have a tournament the following night on Raw to crown the new WWE Champion, with the likes of John Cena, Alberto Del Rio, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Chris Jericho and Kane as a few named ideas so far, however, due to an injury to Jack Swagger at the hands of a debuting Brodus Clay, David Otunga offers to enter the tournament in the semi final, beating John Cena after a John Laurinaitis interference.

The final is set and at the moment it is planned as David Otunga vs Chris Jericho in a Last Man Standing. This time we will see CM Punk come from the crowd and perform a GTS on both Chris and David, however, as David Otunga falls secondly the referee counts to 10 for Chris Jericho first, confirming David Otunga as the WWE Champion, which he will hold until Elimination Chamber to garner slightly more heat from the crowd.

You'll know I'm telling the truth when this happens on the 30th January 2012 episode of Raw.

Good job for leaking the storylines jerk, now what do I watch on January 30th? Vince is gonna future endeavor your ass!

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Good job for leaking the storylines jerk, now what do I watch on January 30th? Vince is gonna future endeavor your ass!

Theres always real sports...Just kidding man just kidding.

 

[Tastycles]

So the WWE is paying you to give away creative plans. Gee, I bet Vince is delighted. Employee of the month material right there.

Look, I'm done with this for now, you're either an absolute moron, or were a second round selection in the troll draft.

 

[Coco]

Is that a no on my suggestion involving Randy Orton defying gravity? He's a pretty confrontational guy. The fans will totally buy it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

One of the current plans that we have is to have CM Punk retain his title vs Dolph Ziggler at Royal Rumble, John Laurinaitis to come out after the match to congratulate Punk, and have Punk apply the anaconda vice to John. It would then see David Otunga come out and fire CM Punk for providing an unsafe working environment, establishing Otunga as the next General Manager of Raw.

We then have a tournament the following night on Raw to crown the new WWE Champion, with the likes of John Cena, Alberto Del Rio, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Chris Jericho and Kane as a few named ideas so far, however, due to an injury to Jack Swagger at the hands of a debuting Brodus Clay, David Otunga offers to enter the tournament in the semi final, beating John Cena after a John Laurinaitis interference.

The final is set and at the moment it is planned as David Otunga vs Chris Jericho in a Last Man Standing. This time we will see CM Punk come from the crowd and perform a GTS on both Chris and David, however, as David Otunga falls secondly the referee counts to 10 for Chris Jericho first, confirming David Otunga as the WWE Champion, which he will hold until Elimination Chamber to garner slightly more heat from the crowd.

You'll know I'm telling the truth when this happens on the 30th January 2012 episode of Raw.

We're all going to feel very silly when this actually happens.

 

[WWE Creative]

Its just a creative idea at the moment, nothing is set in stone.

Just like the real plan was for Undertaker to return during the John Cena, Zack Ryder and Kane segment, but the Memphis crowd wasn't very good so we've had to hold it back a while.

 

[Harthan]

Comedy gold.

 

[Coco]

Stop showing off and pump me for information, goddamn you.

 

[¡Roján!]

WHY HASN'T TRENT BEEN PUSHED!?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

When do the Hardy Boyz return?

 

[klunderbunker]

Now this is the interesting thing: what does Vince McMahon's penis look like and is he a top or a bottom?

 

[WWE Creative]

Other storylines which are in the works but most likely won't happen during this year is

- The Rock to sign to a full contract
- Edge to not really have a neck injury and to return during Christian vs Brodus Clay for the World Heavyweight Championship at Survivor Series
- Heath Slater WILL be an Intercontinental Champion in 2012.

Yours Sincerely, WWE Creative.