WrestleZone Deathmatch

[klunderbunker]

Or it means that once they all cum to death from my show no one is going to read your's.

 

[klunderbunker]

Small change in the card:

You will now see X vs. JMT and FTS/Doc vs. Tasty/Tdigle

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Oh this is going to be much higher than a ladder. Also, 8 people are going to be launched from about 25 feet into the air to the floor below so it's not like only one major bump will occue.

Circus cannons, I can dig it.

 

[klunderbunker]

No.

The Gravy Boat of Fighting starts out as a 10 man battle royal. When you are thrown out, you will climb a ladder to another ring hanging from the ceiling 15 feet above the other ring. There you wait for another person to come up. It is then another battle royal until there is one person left in both rings. They then have a challenge match where the first person to hit the floor loses.

 

[Phoenix]

Small change in the card:

You will now see X vs. JMT and FTS/Lee vs. Tasty/Tdigle

What's the current card now in full?

 

[klunderbunker]

Check the first post.

 

[klunderbunker]

Damn it. That's supposed to be FTS/Doc, not Lee.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

So I'm setting up tables galore outside that ring.

 

[klunderbunker]

Touch the floor and you're eliminated so that's a big negative.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

So you get thrown out of the first ring, and you go up to the 2nd, then have another battle royal til there is one guy in the bottom ring and one in the top(who was thrown out of the first ring already) and they have a match?

 

[klunderbunker]

Since I won't be doing the TV shows, I'll be writing biographies for these guys so there's a bit of familiarity to them.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Are we characters then?

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah. I haven't paid attention to the majority of you so I couldn't put a personality in there.

 

[klunderbunker]

Someone find me a list of the ten rookies.

 

[klunderbunker]

Also I'm pulling the Becca/Will match because I just don't want to write it.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Me

Armbar

Nickb03

Tiger

Ferbian

IDR!

Vash21

DirtyJose

That's all I can remember off the top of my head.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I think you added Raiku too. The People's Peep could round it out.

 

[klunderbunker]

Han Stensen (Lariat)
Height: 6'7
Weight: 308lbs
Hometown: Berlin, Germany
Theme Music: Sunrise
Finishing Move: Lariat

Fancying himself as the new Kaiser for no apparent reason, Mr. Stensen has embraced the American way of life, namely that of the south. Now residing in Kentucky, he has become obsessed with a thing called the VCR and does nothing but watch old wrestling matches from the 1980s. His wrestling philosophy is simple: hit the other guy really hard. Why mess with what works?

 

[klunderbunker]

Thriller
Height-6’1
Weight-251lbs
Finisher-Thrill Seeker-Screwdriver
Music-Thriller-Michael Jackson
Hometown-Neverland, Texas
Age-22

This is kind of a weird one. Thriller, accompanied by his “best girl” Jeannie Bill has come to OCW for some reason. Since the Disembodied Voice got drunk last night and signed him to a contract we can’t fire him so he has to stick around. While not really a solid in ring competitor as he’s never won a single match, Thriller has danced his way into both the ring and our hearts over the past few months. Lately he has taken a much more serious approach to the wrestling aspect to his career which has gone quite well indeed. If he can add that to his resume, Thriller could become a most dangerous person.

 

[klunderbunker]

Dave Jackson (CH David)
Height-6’0
Weight-226lbs
Finishing Move-Triangle Choke
Music-Animal I Have Become-3 Days Grace
Hometown-Chicago, Illinois
Age-30

Having grown up in the town known as the the Windy City, it's no surprise that Hart became the crazy man that he is today. With a fist of iron and a jaw of steel, he may be the pound for pound toughest man in the history of OCW. He's never shown a bit of remorse for the savage beatings that he imposes on his opponents, and there's no other way we would want it anyway. If there has ever been a man that is vicious, this is the one.

 

[klunderbunker]

Tyrone Wellington (Ty Burna)
Height-6’0
Weight-198lbs
Finishing Move-Fourth Degree Burn (Codebreaker)
Music-Best of You-Foo Fighters
Hometown-Denver, Colorado
Age-29

Have you ever met that guy that is so proud of what he did in college and simply will not let it die? Wellington is that guy. He was a college wrestling star, and he makes sure that no one, and I mean no one will ever forget it. Wellington, who won’t let us know what his real name is for some reason, is perhaps the first male diva in wrestling. High maintenance, self-absorbed and occasionally neurotic, he has to let him wrestling back him up before someone knocks his block off. Luckily for him, he’s half as good as he thinks he is, making him at least very good in the ring.

 

[klunderbunker]

KB
Height-6’3
Weight-273lbs
Finishing Move-DDT
Music-Firefly-Breaking Benjamin
Hometown-Lexington, Kentucky
Age-26

Coming from the American South, KB grew up roaming the streets of the great Southern cities. It was then that he learned his fighting craft and homed his skills. From street fights to bar fights, KB had his shares of both losses and victories but through it all he learned to do one thing: survive. As he grew physically, his mind grew as well and the skills of business that he gained soon were strong enough for him to bring his new found wrestling abilities to the Land Down Under, where he began OCW. Since then this good old boy has dispensed his own version of Southern Justice throughout Australia.

 

[klunderbunker]

Doctor AWESOME
Height-5'11
Weight-234lbs
Finishing Move - Sugar Rush - Rapid series of strikes to the head and stomach
Music-Drive Faster - The Vicksburgs
Hometown-Columbus, Ohio
Age-19

If there has ever been a reason that drug tests were invented, this is it. This guy NEVER stops moving nor can he ever shut up. He's the ultimate smart mark, freaking out over the slightest thing but never getting annoyed at anything. He's constantly bouncing off the walls and will drive you completely insane after talking to him for all of 18 seconds, but there's no question that he's a good guy. You'll know it if you ever talk to him, and to do that you have to see him, which would involve him staying in one place. Just take my word for it: he's a good guy.

 

[klunderbunker]

Mr. X
Height-Unknown
Weight-Unknown
Finishing Move - Unknown
Music-Unknown
Hometown-Unknown
Age-Unknown

What kind of information are you expecting out of a man named Mr. X?

 

[klunderbunker]

Jonny
Height-6’0
Weight-245lbs
Finishing Move-1/2 of the Double Ankle Lock
Music-Rule Britannia
Hometown-London, England
Age-32

Jonny likes two things: the Queen and alcohol. On the rare occasions that he’s sober he actually is quite a decent wrestler. His grand total of times he’s wrestled sober-1, we think.