Wrestlezone Court!

[klunderbunker]

In what position? Anything but missionary.

 

[Jackiz Kirey]

As a Criminal Justice Major, I would like to join in if it is allowed your honor.

Can you defend me please? We have the same amount of posts and our rep is equal

 

[.]

I would like to apply as that one guy in the jury who wants to be deadlocked.

 

[SARIEL]

Should I break out the Chewbacca Defense for Jackiz? Hmmm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddT8xBhBXys

 

[klunderbunker]

What does a Wookie have to do with this?

 

[SARIEL]

In what position? Anything but missionary.

Ah, Missionary never gets any love. I will go with either defense but if I am allowed first choice probably Persuctor. And anyway sound of madness, I thought it was trial by bench?

 

[SARIEL]

What does a Wookie have to do with this?

Nothing. Now you may ask why I am talking about a wookie when a man's life is on the line. THe answer is I don't know. IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE.

 

[klunderbunker]

Did I say you could speak?

 

[SARIEL]

No but the rules of the internet and international law, say that by that law I as newly assigned lawyer of the defendant, I am entitled to recieve a list of charges against him and major sources of evidence supporting these charges.

Oh and no you did not say I could speak.

 

[klunderbunker]

You are fired.

 

[SARIEL]

Damn, is there no justice in your court?

 

[klunderbunker]

Damn, is there no justice in your court?

Boy you better get out of here before I get my bat.

 

[SARIEL]

Screw the court (cries) I am now going to kill off my account, so take that (cries).

 

[Burnout]

Don't let the door hit you on the way out....

 

[Fuel The Fire]

so whats new in court

 

[Safari.GFX]

When is this ever going to happen?

 

[JenksIX]

Damn, Sariel broke out the Chewbacca Defense, and it still didn't work.
We are ALL doomed ...

(I got nervous and posted this in anther thread)

 

[klunderbunker]

It'll start when his council is here.

And when I get a mooseberry sandwich and a box of otter pops.

 

[Coco]

Can somebody defend me please?

I will. Although I should warn you that as a lawyer, I haven't advanced past doing A Few Good Men impressions.

 

[klunderbunker]

That's my favorite movie. Coco, you're Lesnar's defense.

 

[Coco]

 

[JenksIX]

BY THE WAY, (Crowd reacts the same way they do for "And I quote..") Jackiz Kirey types 90-100 words ... per ... minute!

He could do double duty as defendant and court stenographer.

 

[klunderbunker]

He doesn't have the legs for it.

 

[Coco]

He's just playing bad cop. I have great legs.

 

[JenksIX]

JenksIX: I want the HYPE!

Bill Lesnar: "Bill Lesnar just said YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HYPE!" *spears JenksIX into a million pieces* "Bill Lesnar just said believe the hype, fear the spear!"