SpoodBeest
City Dweller, Successful Fella
Break out the pickles, slather on the suntan lotion and get ready to pump those fists, WWE Universe: Jersey Shores Nicole Snooki Polizzi is going to WrestleMania. The reality television icon, New York Times best-selling author and Rolling Stone cover girl will join John Morrison & legendary Diva Trish Stratus to battle Dolph Ziggler & Lay-Cool in an explosive Six-Person Tag Team Match.
Crashing the party as special guest star of Monday Night Raw just three weeks before The Show of Shows, the self-proclaimed Princess of Poughkeepsie struck up an immediate rapport with The Prince of Parkour. Although Morrison is an admitted Jersey Shore fanatic, WWEs resident cougar Vickie Guerrero made it clear that she is unimpressed by the pint-sized party girls outrageous MTV antics. But as fans of the popular series are already well aware, Snooki doesnt take trash-talking lightly especially from a grenade like Vickie.
When Vickie confronted Snooki in the locker room area and threatened to slap the reality star, the poof-coiffed powder keg unleashed on Vickie with a hard slap of her own. As they say in Seaside Heights, it was on.
Later that night, Vickie with the help of Michelle McCool & Layla defeated a returning Trish Stratus to join her so-called business associate Dolph Ziggler on Raw. After Vickie celebrated her questionable victory with Lay-Cool, Snooki emerged from her seat at ringside to acquaint the treacherous trio with her own patented brand of Jersey justice. Trish, a Tough Enough trainer and seven-time Womens Champion, joined her fellow reality television star in the ensuing brawl, prompting Vickie to issue a bold WrestleMania challenge, proposing that Ziggler & Lay-Cool face Morrison, Trish & Snooki on The Grandest Stage of Them All. Never backing down from a challenge whether it be a dance contest or a game of flip cup Snooki spoke for her team and accepted.
Joining the likes of Cyndi Lauper, Mr. T, Pamela Anderson, Mike Tyson, and Donald Trump, Snooki is the latest pop-culture icon hoping to make an impact at The Show of Shows. Will her WrestleMania debut alongside Morrison & Trish in her first WrestleMania match in five years prove to be a shore thing? Or will Vickie & Lay-Cool send the diminutive Jersey Shore star back to the Garden State? To find out, tune in to WrestleMania, April 3, only on pay-per-view.
Well the rumors of a 6-person Mixed Tag Match came to fruition tonight but one major twist was thrown at us. Snooki will be one of the participants competing in the match.
Ok so I really have no idea what to say about this because this whole thing has publicity stunt written all over it and why do they have to be following in TNA's footsteps. I know WWE is able to get the biggest star from Jersey Shore while TNA can only afford the show's after thoughts but still, they're just using Shore names to try and get ratings and draws, but for me I don't see Snooki drawing very much for the show, but stanger things have happened.
I'm sure she won't have much time in the match and will probably chirp Vickie the whole time so I'm not completely down on this match. Also workers like Morrison and Ziggler will certainly help this match out a fuck ton and Lay-Cool and Trish are great workers in the diva's division. This is also Trish's first Mania in five years so I'm sure she's going to bring her A-Game come Mania. But the idea of having Snooki compete at Mania is still hard for me to even believe and consider.
Post your thoughts on WWE taking the TNA-route on their biggest show of the year. As if Bieber-fever wasn't bad enough now we have Shore to go right along with it.