Crocker gets my vote on the back of the anti-Cena/pro-Reddit threads because although he tries his hardest to be entertaining, I voted him over Shagamania 3:16 aka Shagz. Shagz even made me laugh out loud every time I try to read his rap rhymes.
And while Crocker never made me laugh to the same degree that Shagz' posts, threads and rap rhymes all did, at least I actually respect John Cena, and now I'm trying my hardest to come to terms with Bret being a better wrestler because he spent most of his time in tag teams for eight years. Bret to me will always be the Excellence of Execution.