Worst pick-up line

[Y 2 Jake]

I contribute. Poo threads are funny.

 

[Lil Wes]

You live in Texas...

Meh, it gets 50 around here sometimes.

 

[Colamania]

^^^

Present adminly company excused.

 

[NYSandman]

Me: "After you have that baby, we can have some fun together."
Her: "I'm not pregnant, motherfucker!"
Me: "That's okay! My bed is reinforced!"
Her: SLAP

This is why I am single at 30. I once used a pickup line on my hand and it went to sleep, so I am totally rejected.

 

[Slyfox696]

Does anyone contribute anything to any discussion in the bar room? Ever? Apart from you contributing hate to everything, obviously.

Yes. Some people do.


Just not you.

 

[Agrex]

Me: "After you have that baby, we can have some fun together."
Her: "I'm not pregnant, motherfucker!"
Me: "That's okay! My bed is reinforced!"
Her: SLAP

This is why I am single at 30. I once used a pickup line on my hand and it went to sleep, so I am totally rejected.

 

[Dark Blaze]

Once heard a guy ask a girl (at school) who went to the same school with him...wearing her uniform and alll...

"Hey, do you go to this school?"

 

[Jonny B]

I used the worst one on saturday night...

Me: Hey *insert random comment*
Her: Hey, thanks
(There was some other randomness in here)
Me: Do you wanna dance?
Her: No, I'm a crap dancer
Me: Thats impossible, hot girls are never bad dancers...

Actually, she really wasn't a great dancer.

 

[RBH]

I never intended to use it as a pickup line but a friend interpreted it as one because I saw this girl I seriously thought I knew...

I: have I met u before
her: no not that I remember...

I DONT use lines but yet still struggle in the love department...o well back to work.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Worst Pick-Up Line EVER:

"Hello, my name's Colin. I'm a tool."

 

[BooCocky]

here we go....

was told this by my dads friend

guy.. hello, you gotta any german in you?
woman... no
guy... want some?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I personally always wanted to use the one I mentioned a while back. Justin sigged it for a while.

(Him): "Hey, have you ever been shot in the face with a bunch of dead babies?"

(Her): "No?!"

(Him): "Like trying new experiences?"

 

[Bernkastel]

Me: "After you have that baby, we can have some fun together."
Her: "I'm not pregnant, motherfucker!"
Me: "That's okay! My bed is reinforced!"
Her: SLAP

This is why I am single at 30. I once used a pickup line on my hand and it went to sleep, so I am totally rejected.

Wait, you tried to seduce a pregnant woman

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Wait, you tried to seduce a pregnant woman

Whats wrong with trying to seduce Pregnant Women? The single one's, anyways. No need for a condom, they're already pregnant.

Although that is on the list of things to do in order to get into hell. lol

 

[Bernkastel]

Whats wrong with trying to seduce Pregnant Women? The single one's, anyways. No need for a condom, they're already pregnant.

Although that is on the list of things to do in order to get into hell. lol

Way to go, I gave you a perfect opportunity to burn me and you failed

 

[Derf]

"Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?"

Best pick up line ever.

Or if you already have a date and it's going bad, have some friends show up dressed as Ninjas and pretend to beat the shit out of them. Chicks dig that.

 

[Father:_Polley]

worst pick up line...
i have never EVER used one...but this is the worst i've heard.
(pick up a sachet of sugar with the word 'SUGAR' written on it and say 'you dropped your name badge)

 

[Frank the Frowner]

"Can I push in your stool?"

 

[Dee Emm Ess Ess]

Or if you already have a date and it's going bad, have some friends show up dressed as Ninjas and pretend to beat the shit out of them. Chicks dig that.

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[Total Impact]

My favorite line is a worst line:
"Haven't I Seen You Before"