Dwayne_Jason
Do I have everybody's attention now
A move needs two things: Theatrics and a feeling of closure that the match is not finished and there's no going back.
The People's Elbow cannot be considered the worst move because the theatrics more than make up for the feeling of closure even though it's still there. You'd be too busy screaming and trying to catch that elbow thrust before you realize that move is complete bullshit.
Hogan's Legdrop: Same reason as the People's Elbow.
The Worm: Okay, this is considered the worst move simply because it is TOO FUCKING LONG!!!! He's not charismatic, and he wasn't that good. People would be taking a piss and a finished smoking a cuban cigar before that move is finished. So this can be considered the worst move.
619: OH LOOK, HE HAS FALLEN ON THE ROPES I WILL NOW KICK HIM AND HE'LL BE SO DAZED THAT MY LIGHT BODY WILL BE ENOUGH TO DO THE JOB!!! No it won't. The worst move goes to the 619. No charisma, no sense of closure.
The People's Elbow cannot be considered the worst move because the theatrics more than make up for the feeling of closure even though it's still there. You'd be too busy screaming and trying to catch that elbow thrust before you realize that move is complete bullshit.
Hogan's Legdrop: Same reason as the People's Elbow.
The Worm: Okay, this is considered the worst move simply because it is TOO FUCKING LONG!!!! He's not charismatic, and he wasn't that good. People would be taking a piss and a finished smoking a cuban cigar before that move is finished. So this can be considered the worst move.
619: OH LOOK, HE HAS FALLEN ON THE ROPES I WILL NOW KICK HIM AND HE'LL BE SO DAZED THAT MY LIGHT BODY WILL BE ENOUGH TO DO THE JOB!!! No it won't. The worst move goes to the 619. No charisma, no sense of closure.