I don't get everyone's love for that jobber, Santino Marella. I mean, precious PPV time was wasted on Santino trying to emulate Rocky Balboa (Vince McMahon's "Rocky" training leading up to RR '99 was much funnier).
I think you probably have a different definition for the term "wasting time". I loved all those PPV segments with Santino training in Rocky style. Seriously the promos were like a minute long. What wasted more time was Lauraniatis' stupid "announcement" or the lack of it which could have so easily been done on Raw and that US title match that was just thrown in to make up some time. And what the fuck would you have alloted time to anyway? The two chamber matches were 30 minutes long and John Cena vs Kane got a ton of time too. As did the Divas match for a change. Wait, maybe you are that kind of an idiot who wants to see an unannounced filler match between two boring midcarders take 15 minutes rather than see something entertaining.
As for why people love Santino, he is that guy in the era with a cult following. Like Val Venis and Godfather in the Attitude Era but Santino is probably loved even more than these guys due to his comic ability and his underdog status. These guys never become champions but they always entertain. That is precisely what Santino did. He also wrestled well and gave the fans something to cheer about. You have to remember that apart from Khali( whom no one cares about much) he was the only babyface in the match. He wrestled in his character, only going for pins when he thought it was advantageous for him and in doing do provided some great babyface moments. Again what the fuck more do you need?
I knew when they put Santino in the match, and then did endless "Rocky" hype for him, he would be in the last two or three.
Cool. People figured that out the moment Santino was announced for the match. And they were looking forward to it.
Anyway, he lasted until the last two, and buried Wade Barrett on the way. I now declare that Barrett will never be a main-eventer now, since a pint-sized jobber pinned him to three (let's not forget, Barrett destroyed Orton and storyline injured him the last few months, only to piss his build down the toilet by a joke like Santino pinning him.
Er...you do not know what buried means do ya? Barrett totally dominated Santino and Santino only covered him after Daniel Bryan performed his headbutt. Again, it is what happened that matters not mere statistics of who pinned whom.
They also had Santino be the last man eliminated from a 40-Man Royal Rumble a year ago. So, in two matches now, I know the winner before the end, because I know Santino will not win. These spots could be used for a credible threat to get over (such as Wade Barrett was), but no, it is wasted on some comedy jobber, just to appease some easily-amused fans.
Duh. Actually Alberto was declared the winner even before people knew Santino was still left. It was a pleasant surprise that caught everyone on the wrong foot and is one of last years' best moments.
As for putting Barrett over, if you don't think that feuding with Randy Orton, one of the most over performers in the company and totally dominating both the Elimination Chamber match did not get Barrett over, I do not know what to say. In fact, it looked that he was going to eliminate Bryan and go all the way but it was just some bad luck that got in the way in the form of Santino.
Also, like I said earlier, Santino was the only face in the match apart from Khali. Santino being in the final two with a heel made the crowd react better to Daniel's victory than having Wade would have in that spot. Making Santino tap out makes Bryan look more of a jerk than making Wade, who is another heel, tap would have.
I used to like Santino's shtick. When he mangled names and dressed as Santina, he was hilarious. But back, then, he was a heel, and got his arse handed to him over it. I thought that Santino and William Regal would make a good tag-team, and would have enjoyed their segments together.
Er...so dressing up as a girl and wasting time at WrestleMania 25 was more entertaining to you than what he does now? You do know that many more people were annoyed with that stupid Divas battle royale than Santino here or at the Royal Rumble. You don't have any sense of humor, do you?
Instead of Santino being a deluded, cowardly heel, he now plays to the crowd, and it is sickening. That stupid trumpet gesture, for example. But what I hate the most is the "cobra". He hits them in the head with his fingers, and the opponent goes down to it. How would that hurt. Even if the cobra was a poke to the eye, it would be better, but ramming your fingers into someone's forehead would sting, but not knock them off their feet. But because stupid nuff-nuffs think it is funny, he constantly does it.
So you find the cobra stupid and you would like to rant about the stupid stuff that happens in wrestling? Why don't you start with these two brothers with supernatural powers who can shoot lightning from the sky and yet they use all these powers only to win wrestling matches rather than do...you know...just about anything.
What I don't get is, people here bag Hornswoggle and other people who do backstage comedy, yet they applaud this clown. What am I missing?
Hornswoggle is not funny. That feud with Chavo was pointless and the matches had some of the worst stipulations ever seen and it did not look believable. Totally unlike whatever Santino does.
The only thing I can think is that it is this stupid underdog mentality moronic wrestling fans have. They get behind jokes like Santino and Zack Ryder (I would say Dolph Ziggler too, but he has some talent). They want to see them win the title and main-event Wrestlemania. Yet , if they did this, the same moronic fans would turn on them. Proof? C.M. Punk and Daniel Bryan were much-loved by the IWC before they main-evented. You people complained that they should be pushed, week after week. Now, they are champions, and I start seeing some negative posts about them.
Uh..what is so wrong about liking underdogs? Rey Mysterio is an underdog, HBK was an underdog, Eddie Guerrero was an underdog and Punk is an underdog. That's a rather solid group of people don't you think? So, why is it moronic to like underdogs?
Also no one sane wants Santino to win the World Championship or Main event WrestleMania. They want him to be used in bits and spurts and entertain them.
And OMG NEGATIVE POSTZ ABOUT PUNKZ AND BRYANZ. They were there before they won the championships and they are there now as well. Sure they are more in number because "fuck the mainstream" has always been the home run swing of the morons in the IWC. Just like you are doing now with Santino.
Why would you want someone to succeed, and then, when they do, you turn on them? Are you really that stupid and fickle?
You cannot explain where the time that Santino "wasted" tonight would have been better utilized. You do not know anything about the word buried. You thought the Santina stuff was actually better than the stuff he does now. Are you that stupid and fickle?
IMO, Santino made the Elimination Chamber Match a joke, which buried Wade Barrett and made the match predictable, when it was only he and Bryan left. All just to appease some people who have a weird sense of humour.
Santino made the Chamber match entertaining and as the only babyface in the match following Khali's early elimination, did a perfect job of holding the crowd interest in the match. Barrett looked like gold in the match and was only eliminated by what can only be called a freak accident.
Also you actually liked the Santina stuff more than what he does now. And you are blaming us for the wierd sense of humor?