d_henderson1810
Mid-Card Championship Winner
I don't get everyone's love for that jobber, Santino Marella. I mean, precious PPV time was wasted on Santino trying to emulate Rocky Balboa (Vince McMahon's "Rocky" training leading up to RR '99 was much funnier). I knew when they put Santino in the match, and then did endless "Rocky" hype for him, he would be in the last two or three.
Anyway, he lasted until the last two, and buried Wade Barrett on the way. I now declare that Barrett will never be a main-eventer now, since a pint-sized jobber pinned him to three (let's not forget, Barrett destroyed Orton and storyline injured him the last few months, only to piss his build down the toilet by a joke like Santino pinning him.
They also had Santino be the last man eliminated from a 40-Man Royal Rumble a year ago. So, in two matches now, I know the winner before the end, because I know Santino will not win. These spots could be used for a credible threat to get over (such as Wade Barrett was), but no, it is wasted on some comedy jobber, just to appease some easily-amused fans.
I used to like Santino's shtick. When he mangled names and dressed as Santina, he was hilarious. But back, then, he was a heel, and got his arse handed to him over it. I thought that Santino and William Regal would make a good tag-team, and would have enjoyed their segments together.
Instead of Santino being a deluded, cowardly heel, he now plays to the crowd, and it is sickening. That stupid trumpet gesture, for example. But what I hate the most is the "cobra". He hits them in the head with his fingers, and the opponent goes down to it. How would that hurt. Even if the cobra was a poke to the eye, it would be better, but ramming your fingers into someone's forehead would sting, but not knock them off their feet. But because stupid nuff-nuffs think it is funny, he constantly does it.
What I don't get is, people here bag Hornswoggle and other people who do backstage comedy, yet they applaud this clown. What am I missing?
The only thing I can think is that it is this stupid underdog mentality moronic wrestling fans have. They get behind jokes like Santino and Zack Ryder (I would say Dolph Ziggler too, but he has some talent). They want to see them win the title and main-event Wrestlemania. Yet , if they did this, the same moronic fans would turn on them. Proof? C.M. Punk and Daniel Bryan were much-loved by the IWC before they main-evented. You people complained that they should be pushed, week after week. Now, they are champions, and I start seeing some negative posts about them.
Why would you want someone to succeed, and then, when they do, you turn on them? Are you really that stupid and fickle?
IMO, Santino made the Elimination Chamber Match a joke, which buried Wade Barrett and made the match predictable, when it was only he and Bryan left. All just to appease some people who have a weird sense of humour.
Anyway, he lasted until the last two, and buried Wade Barrett on the way. I now declare that Barrett will never be a main-eventer now, since a pint-sized jobber pinned him to three (let's not forget, Barrett destroyed Orton and storyline injured him the last few months, only to piss his build down the toilet by a joke like Santino pinning him.
They also had Santino be the last man eliminated from a 40-Man Royal Rumble a year ago. So, in two matches now, I know the winner before the end, because I know Santino will not win. These spots could be used for a credible threat to get over (such as Wade Barrett was), but no, it is wasted on some comedy jobber, just to appease some easily-amused fans.
I used to like Santino's shtick. When he mangled names and dressed as Santina, he was hilarious. But back, then, he was a heel, and got his arse handed to him over it. I thought that Santino and William Regal would make a good tag-team, and would have enjoyed their segments together.
Instead of Santino being a deluded, cowardly heel, he now plays to the crowd, and it is sickening. That stupid trumpet gesture, for example. But what I hate the most is the "cobra". He hits them in the head with his fingers, and the opponent goes down to it. How would that hurt. Even if the cobra was a poke to the eye, it would be better, but ramming your fingers into someone's forehead would sting, but not knock them off their feet. But because stupid nuff-nuffs think it is funny, he constantly does it.
What I don't get is, people here bag Hornswoggle and other people who do backstage comedy, yet they applaud this clown. What am I missing?
The only thing I can think is that it is this stupid underdog mentality moronic wrestling fans have. They get behind jokes like Santino and Zack Ryder (I would say Dolph Ziggler too, but he has some talent). They want to see them win the title and main-event Wrestlemania. Yet , if they did this, the same moronic fans would turn on them. Proof? C.M. Punk and Daniel Bryan were much-loved by the IWC before they main-evented. You people complained that they should be pushed, week after week. Now, they are champions, and I start seeing some negative posts about them.
Why would you want someone to succeed, and then, when they do, you turn on them? Are you really that stupid and fickle?
IMO, Santino made the Elimination Chamber Match a joke, which buried Wade Barrett and made the match predictable, when it was only he and Bryan left. All just to appease some people who have a weird sense of humour.