Why is JGlass not a mod anymore?

[JGlass]

A lot of you are quite perplexed as to why my name is no longer in bold, but instead in this very sexy sarif font. Well I have my reasons, but telling you them would just be no fun at all. So why don't we have a big ol' speculation party, and then when I feel like it I'll post some mushy heartfelt crap about why I stepped down.

Poll coming. A poll where you can see who voted, because that's how God intended it be done.

 

[The Brain]

Because Dagger is about to take over your sections?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Coke and sex, fuck you if it isn't coke and sex!

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Because if Dagger's child turned out to be Jewish blah, blah, blah....

 

[ABMorales787]

I thought it was a bad back.

 

[justinsayne]

Because you're like Cena & gave up your spot so that a younger guy could have his chance, like Cena did for Ryder, now you're hoping that Dagger is the Zack Ryder of the staff, & gets hunted down & destroyed by Kane.

 

[Gelgarin]

The fuck should I know?

 

[ABMorales787]

Because you're like Cena & gave up your spot so that a younger guy could have his chance, like Cena did for Ryder, now you're hoping that Dagger is the Zack Ryder of the staff, & gets hunted down & destroyed by Kane.

Didn't TM say that when he stepped down?

 

[D-Man]

Because he's a ****** ******?

Oh, and Jewish.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Clearly KB kicked you out of the board room for not giving him gatorade.

 

[justinsayne]

Clearly KB kicked you out of the board room for not giving him gatorade.

Or because he's a Nazi & just found out JGlass is a J-O-O

 

[gd]

The answer is always Pierce.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Is it a mere coincidence that the Jewish mod quit when its that time of the year when his dormant section is about to get the most amount of traffic?

 

[JGlass]

Are you calling me lazy? I'm Jewish, not Mexican.

 

[nightmare]

So, you married Remington Steele in the woods surrounded by sticky trees?....

 

[JGlass]

So, you married Remington Steele in the woods surrounded by sticky trees?....

Maybe. I'll let you know once I'm ready... and I've told my parents.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I'll say a sexy, yet deadly cocktail of all of the above. Oh and because the Hall of Fame section doesn't need a mod perhaps?

 

[a0161613]

I blame Sam.

 

[¡Roján!]

Genital warts.

 

[Con T.]

I blame Jglass' lost smile.



Tell me a lie, Jglass

 

[Sparky]

Your internship finally expired?

 

[The Champ]

He was offered a dollar to leave.

 

[D-Man]

He was offered a dollar to leave.

Stop lying... no one here has a dollar.

 

[The Champ]

A Canadian dollar.

 

[Sparky]

Stop lying... no one here has a dollar.

So the song I need a dollar was written for WZ?